OK, peeps, the new chapter!!!! I own no character except for the ones I do!! The typical, you know, Sophie, Killer...
Enjoy!!!
Oh, I don´t own the lyrics to Putting on The Ritz either, though I modified the last verse!
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Sophie, Smart Ass, Greasy, Stupid, Wheezy, Nana and Nyu came running to Psycho´s room.
-What´s the matter, Psycho!?- asked Smart Ass, worriedly.
-Mariko, are you OK??
-Nyu!!!!
-I´m OK, but that... That thing is not.
Mariko was trembling in her chair, and she pointed at Psycho. He was in a corner, covering his huge eyes.
- Mariko, Psycho is not a thing, he´s a person!!
-Oh... Sorry...
-Don´t worry, Psycho, she won´t hurt you.
-Hi, Psycho! I´m Mariko, and I´m sorry I frightened you!!
She smiled at him. He smiled back, and started jumping. He also laughed.
-I have a new friend!!-Mariko squealed with joy.
Next morning
After breakfast, Wheezy decided to go out with Psycho and Mariko, and he was planning to go to the fanciest places in the city.
Suddenly, Psycho began to sing in a melodious voice:
Have you seen the well-to-do
Up and down Park Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare
With their noses in the air...
Mariko went on:
High hats and narrow collars
White spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime
For a wonderful time!
All three sang:
Now, if you´re blue
And you don´t know where to go to
Why don´t you go where fashion sits
Puttin´ on the Ritz
Wheezy coughed, and continued:
Different types who wear a daycoat
Pants with stripes and cutaway coat
Perfect fits
Puttin´on the Ritz
Psycho:
Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
Super-duper!
Mariko:
Come, let´s mix where Rockefellers
Walk with sticks or “umberellas”
In their mitts
Puttin´on the Ritz
Wheezy:
Tips his hat just like an English chappie
To a lady with a wealthy pappy
Very snappy!
All:
Come with me and we´ll attend
The jubilee and see them spend their last two bits-
They never finished the song, for someone at the other side of the door yelled:
-Did anyone say TWO-BITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wheezy, Psycho and Mariko fell to the floor, this last one being squashed by her own wheelchair.
Vázquez, with his wavy hairstyle and his big eyes, moved his head and swung his bangs in a very Prince Charming-like way. Non-Chan (from Doremi Naisho) laughed her head off, and some other girls fainted, saying “aaah!” He said:
-I´ll get it.
He opened the door and in fell a boy with long brown hair and big, curious blue eyes, a girl with light brown hair in two pigtails and chestnut eyes, and a blonde girl with deep blue eyes. Behind them was an older boy with reddish brown hair and dark brown eyes. He wore glasses.
The brunette yelled:
-Wheezy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And almost knocked him down again, but Vázquez stopped her.
-Hey, hey! First you have to tell me your name!! Wow, you recognized him even if he´s a human, now that´s supernatural.
-Ummm... Hi, I´m Sam...
-I´m Nansy, nice to meet you.
-I´m Clay, but I would really prefer if you called me Nutcase. I´m much more used to it!
-And I´m Two-Bits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Real name, please.
Two-Bits was a bit irritated at this. He didn´t like this boy´s way of talking to him.
-Keith. (Grrrr)
-OK, since you´re on this list, I can let you in. Who are you looking for?
Nansy was quick to answer:
- We´re here to see Sofie.
-Which one of ´em?
-Um...
-My sister, Sofie Flesher.
Nutcase said that.
-OK, I´ll call her over!-he grabbed a megaphone and called- SOFIE FLESHER, YOU ARE REQUIRED AT THE FRONT DOOR.
Sofie, AKA Killer, who was talking to her friend Carla Brown, ran over.
-What is it, Vodkins??
Vázquez blushed and said:
-D-don´t call me that!! Some friends (and your brother) are here to see you.
By the way, Psycho, Wheezy and Mariko were watching, as if it were a movie.
- OMG!!!!! Sam, Nansy, Keith!!!!
She hugged all three.
-Hey sis.
-Nutcase... Bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She threw herself into his arms, and they embraced.
-Hey, we brought you something!!- Sam announced.
-Ooh, ooh, what is it??
-Tadaa!! –They pulled out a very modern cellphone- Here you go!!
-Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks, guys!!!
At this, Nutcase whispered to Vázquez:
-Dad never let her have one, so...
Vázquez nodded.
-So, guys, want me to show you around, or do you want to go to the Spa?
-You have a SPA!?- Nansy cried out.
-No, I was just planning to go...
-Spa, please!!
At this, Wheezy, Psycho and Mariko thought it was time to go to their super fancy day out, and started to creep away.
-Wheezy, wait!!!!
-Oh, jeepers...
-Wow, Wheezy, you have a FAN!! Hee hee!!!! That´s so cool!!!!!!!!!
-Yeah, well you have many more...
-Do I???
-I really... don´t know.
-LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Guys, let´s go...- Mariko said, staring at Sam.
But too late. She tackled Wheezy.
-Hahahaha!!! I got you!!!! (Smooch, smooch)
-Ew, ew ,ew!!!! (Cough, cough) Please, someone get her off me!!
They all pulled her off him. Then they went off, and Sofie and Co. decided to go as well.
At the spa
-Hmmmm... I´m a Barbie girl...
-Um, Sam? Is anything wrong with your head??
- I met him...
-It´s been the hot water.
-No, she´s in love, Sofie.
-Oh...
Then Sofie started to think of Psycho. He was so cute, all dressed in white...
-Psycho...
-Oh, Psycho, huh?
-No, no, don´t get the wrong idea, Nansy !!
‘My heart belongs to someone else...’ she thought.
With the boys
-Nutcase?
-Hmm?
-What do you think of that Vázquez boy?
-Uh, he´s nice... Sis had a crush on him once.
-NUTCASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Oops, sorry, sis...
-Really?
-Yup. But that´s over now. It´s been over since long ago.
Keith sank till eye level.
From under the water, Nutcase heard the following words:
-Well, I don´t like him. He´s too much of a show-off.
-You just met him. Give him some time.
Keith glared at him.
Smart Ass, Greasy and Stupid entered the spas. They walked past the girls. Greasy winked at Nansy. She replied with a face of utter disgust.
-Ugh, what a pervert...
-That´s Greasy. Hi, guys!!
They waved back.
Then they walked past the boys.
-Stupid´s a nice chap, don´t you think?
-That´s Stupid?? In other words...
He looked at Smart Ass. His hairdo was like Vázquez´s. But Keith didn´t care.
-That´s Smart Ass... Awesome.
He smiled.
In the meantime, Wheezy, Psycho and Mariko were enjoying a great day out.
They were eating at a fancy restaurant. Wheezy had started a new box of cigarettes
and Mariko made a funny face at the food. Psycho saw this, choked on his Coke, and started a giggling fit. Coke fizz started coming out of his nose, and Wheezy laughed as well. Mariko had no other option but laugh too.
Sofie and her friends, along with Smart Ass, Greasy and Stupid, walked home. They talked the whole way. When they arrived home, they all got their rooms arranged, and went to dinner. Wheezy, Psycho and Mariko came home, and they were red. Red with laughter, of course, but the truth was that they looked drunk. A miracle Psycho and Wheezy hadn´t died.
Sophie (yes, the original one) scolded them.
-You shouldn´t let Mariko drink alcohol!!!
-Oh, but I haven´t drunken anything...!
They all enjoyed their dinner, and scurried off to bed. Sort of.
Nansy and Sam were working on the lyrics of a new song. They were working very hard.
Nutcase, much to Sofie´s refusal, was reading her a bedtime story. It was a comical book called Manolito Gafotas (Manolito Big-Glasses).
Psycho was tickling Wheezy non-stop, and Wheezy almost threw up with laughter.
Mariko was counting the stripes on a zebra in a picture.
Vázquez was drinking green tea with Carla and Sophie #1.
And Keith was looking out his window, star-gazing. He didn´t care about Vázquez anymore. He was filled with a peaceful sensation. The sensation of finally being where he wanted to be.
The end of the chapter!!!!!! Kind of weird, huh?? Unexpected twist, huh?? Well, I´ll add more of my Toon Patrol Board friends along the way!!! Don´t forget that this is a Weasel story!!! That was like a bonus chapter!! I know it really had no plot and was kind of crappy and short, but please like it!!!!!!
Killer
I just want to make people happy... Boohoo.. 
