Post by gardevoir on Oct 13, 2007 1:50:47 GMT -5
This fan fic has no parts. It has all parts in one. This fic is about our favorite Toon Patrol weasels having a halloweeny situation. Enjoy!!
One early night in halloween, Judge Doom is mixing chemicals in his small house. He was making a scary monster that will ruin halloween. "I HATE halloween!!" Judge Doom yelled angrily.
"Is it because your a scardy cat and your afraid of kids in halloween costumes and also afraid of halloween decores including a realistic skeleton?" Paul, Doom's parrot said. "Shut up!!" Judge Doom yelled.
Actually, it IS true. When Judge Doom was a young child, he was always afraid of halloween stuff and never went to trick-or-treating. Judge Doom poured a green chemical in a glass.
The monster was almost developing. "Yes, YES!!!" Judge Doom yelled happily. The monster got up.
But, the monster was not that scary. It was just a wolf in a zoot suit and a zoot hat. "I better work on the "chemical" part." Judge Doom said."I'll get rid of the wolf." Judge Doom grabbed the phone to call the Pet shelter until the wolf chomped it.
"Um, that is not quite necessary." the wolf said. "Bah!!" Judge Doom said. He went to a room to study about mixing. The wolf went outside. He saw kids going trick-or-treating.
The wolf crossed the street and explored the town. Stupid, one of the Toon Patrol, saw the wolf. "Hey, a doggy!!" he yelled. Stupid came to the wolf. "I'm gonna name you...Lucky!!" "Why, Lucky is a great necessary name!" the wolf said.
Stupid took Lucky home. "Look, guys! I found a doggy!! I named him Lucky!!" Stupid introduced. Smartass sighed. "Stupid, first of all, that's not a doggy. That's a wolf. And second, he's humanoid. And third, your STUPID!!" Smartass yelled.
Stupid froze. "Can I keep him? Please! Please!! Pretty PLEASE!!!" he begged. Smartass groaned and said,"Fine."
Stupid cheered. "Well, it's better than NOT getting a shelter." Lucky said. Stupid was sooooo happy that he forgot to do his work.
It was 10 pm. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. "Psycho, get the door!!" Smartass commanded. "Sure thing!!" Psycho replied. Psycho grabbed a bowl full of candies and opened the door.
"TRICK-OR -TREAT!!" two kids yelled out. Psycho grabbed 4 candies and puts them in the kid's bags. "THANK YOU!!" the kids yelled. "Sure thing!!" Psycho waved.
"Who was it?" Smartass asked. "Two adorable toons dressed in vampire costume wanting candies!" Psycho replied. Stupid walked to the living room and saw Lucky smoking with Wheezy.
"WHEEZY!! Dont let Lucky smoke!!" Stupid yelled. "Sorry, he asked me about these and wanted one." Wheezy explained. Lucky stomped on the finished cigarette and felt dizzy.
2 hours later, Lucky went outside. It was full moon time. Lucky started to howl. "Arooooooooooooooo!!!!" he howled. Smartass saw him. Lucky grew and turned into a big were wolf.
Lucky howled again. Smartass gasped. Lucky looked at Smartass. Smartass gulped. He can only see a black figure of Lucky with yellow eyes.
Smartass ran away. He grabbed his zoot hat and screamed inside of it. Smartass puts it back on and opened all the weasel's room doors and called everyone for a meeting.
"Okay, weasels!! Here is something that I saw earlier." Smartass announced. "Geez, you dont have to wake us up at midnight!!" Wheezy groaned. "It's VERY terrible! I promise!" Smartass said.
The weasels listened to what Smartass saw and gasped. "What!? Lucky turned into a were wolf!?!?" all the weasels said. "That's right!! Everyone, go outside with flash lights!" Smartass commanded.
All the weasels except for the boss changed their clothes and grabbed their flash lights and went outside. The weasels saw nothing but a dead bunny rabbit that got torn open. "Its eyes are open even though it's dead!" Psycho yelled. "I bet Lucky did it!" Wheezy yelled.
Stupid gasped. "How DARE YOU!! Lucky is a good dog and dosent do any thing violent like THAT!!" Stupid protested. Smartass sighed again."For the LAST time, Lucky is a WOLF!!"
"Yeah!! And look what he did to this poor bunny!" Psycho yelled. "Well, let's go find that wolf before he'll eat toons!!" Smartass suggested. The Toon Patrol went out to find Lucky.
Meanwhile, Judge Doom is making another monster,..but it never developed. "Well, I guess I'm gonna have to wait until next year!!" he sighed.
Lucky was running like an animal. He went to a spooky forest.
The Toon Patrol followed Lucky's tracks on the ground. They ended up in the same forest that Lucky went. Stupid gulped. "Well, let's go." Smartass said.
The weasels entered the forest. It was dark and scary. "This place is creepy, huh, boss?" Greasy said. "Boss, how long is it gonna take to get out of this forest because this place is giving me the creeps." Psycho said.
"Relax, were almost there." Smartass said. Finally, they reached the end. They ended up on a cliff. There was Lucky eating a deer. "Lucky!!" Stupid yelled. Lucky barked angrily and jumped on Stupid. "Gaaaaaaaah!!" Stupid yelled in pain.
"Oh my gosh!! Someone call the police!!" Psycho yelled as he runs around in circles. "You should have not come here at night, STUPID!! Not when it's FULL MOON!!" Lucky yelled.
Lucky howled and bit Stupid. "Yooooooww!!" Stupid cried in pain. "Stupid!!" Smartass yelled."I better save him!" Smartass ran to Lucky and pushed him out of Stupid.
Lucky growled angrily and charged to Smartass. Smartass grabbed his pistol and said,"I'm gonna shoot the scare out of him!!" Then, Lucky quickly jumped at Smartass and made him drop the pistol.
The pistol slides all the way to the end of the cliff and falls off. Smartass got an idea. He pushed Lucky out and Lucky suddenly fell off the cliff. Lucky wailed as he get his looooooooooooooong fall.
"Have a nice falling day!!" Smartass called out and laughed. Stupid got up and glared at Smartass. "What?" Smartass said.
"You KILLED Lucky!!" Stupid yelled angrily. "He bit you!" Greasy said. "Dont you think Lucky deserves something painful too?" "The fall is more painfuller than a bite!" Stupid yelled.
The Toon Patrol left and returned home. The next morning, Stupid got a picture of Lucky and puts a lei on it and hangs it up the wall. Stupid sniffed.
THE END
One early night in halloween, Judge Doom is mixing chemicals in his small house. He was making a scary monster that will ruin halloween. "I HATE halloween!!" Judge Doom yelled angrily.
"Is it because your a scardy cat and your afraid of kids in halloween costumes and also afraid of halloween decores including a realistic skeleton?" Paul, Doom's parrot said. "Shut up!!" Judge Doom yelled.
Actually, it IS true. When Judge Doom was a young child, he was always afraid of halloween stuff and never went to trick-or-treating. Judge Doom poured a green chemical in a glass.
The monster was almost developing. "Yes, YES!!!" Judge Doom yelled happily. The monster got up.
But, the monster was not that scary. It was just a wolf in a zoot suit and a zoot hat. "I better work on the "chemical" part." Judge Doom said."I'll get rid of the wolf." Judge Doom grabbed the phone to call the Pet shelter until the wolf chomped it.
"Um, that is not quite necessary." the wolf said. "Bah!!" Judge Doom said. He went to a room to study about mixing. The wolf went outside. He saw kids going trick-or-treating.
The wolf crossed the street and explored the town. Stupid, one of the Toon Patrol, saw the wolf. "Hey, a doggy!!" he yelled. Stupid came to the wolf. "I'm gonna name you...Lucky!!" "Why, Lucky is a great necessary name!" the wolf said.
Stupid took Lucky home. "Look, guys! I found a doggy!! I named him Lucky!!" Stupid introduced. Smartass sighed. "Stupid, first of all, that's not a doggy. That's a wolf. And second, he's humanoid. And third, your STUPID!!" Smartass yelled.
Stupid froze. "Can I keep him? Please! Please!! Pretty PLEASE!!!" he begged. Smartass groaned and said,"Fine."
Stupid cheered. "Well, it's better than NOT getting a shelter." Lucky said. Stupid was sooooo happy that he forgot to do his work.
It was 10 pm. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. "Psycho, get the door!!" Smartass commanded. "Sure thing!!" Psycho replied. Psycho grabbed a bowl full of candies and opened the door.
"TRICK-OR -TREAT!!" two kids yelled out. Psycho grabbed 4 candies and puts them in the kid's bags. "THANK YOU!!" the kids yelled. "Sure thing!!" Psycho waved.
"Who was it?" Smartass asked. "Two adorable toons dressed in vampire costume wanting candies!" Psycho replied. Stupid walked to the living room and saw Lucky smoking with Wheezy.
"WHEEZY!! Dont let Lucky smoke!!" Stupid yelled. "Sorry, he asked me about these and wanted one." Wheezy explained. Lucky stomped on the finished cigarette and felt dizzy.
2 hours later, Lucky went outside. It was full moon time. Lucky started to howl. "Arooooooooooooooo!!!!" he howled. Smartass saw him. Lucky grew and turned into a big were wolf.
Lucky howled again. Smartass gasped. Lucky looked at Smartass. Smartass gulped. He can only see a black figure of Lucky with yellow eyes.
Smartass ran away. He grabbed his zoot hat and screamed inside of it. Smartass puts it back on and opened all the weasel's room doors and called everyone for a meeting.
"Okay, weasels!! Here is something that I saw earlier." Smartass announced. "Geez, you dont have to wake us up at midnight!!" Wheezy groaned. "It's VERY terrible! I promise!" Smartass said.
The weasels listened to what Smartass saw and gasped. "What!? Lucky turned into a were wolf!?!?" all the weasels said. "That's right!! Everyone, go outside with flash lights!" Smartass commanded.
All the weasels except for the boss changed their clothes and grabbed their flash lights and went outside. The weasels saw nothing but a dead bunny rabbit that got torn open. "Its eyes are open even though it's dead!" Psycho yelled. "I bet Lucky did it!" Wheezy yelled.
Stupid gasped. "How DARE YOU!! Lucky is a good dog and dosent do any thing violent like THAT!!" Stupid protested. Smartass sighed again."For the LAST time, Lucky is a WOLF!!"
"Yeah!! And look what he did to this poor bunny!" Psycho yelled. "Well, let's go find that wolf before he'll eat toons!!" Smartass suggested. The Toon Patrol went out to find Lucky.
Meanwhile, Judge Doom is making another monster,..but it never developed. "Well, I guess I'm gonna have to wait until next year!!" he sighed.
Lucky was running like an animal. He went to a spooky forest.
The Toon Patrol followed Lucky's tracks on the ground. They ended up in the same forest that Lucky went. Stupid gulped. "Well, let's go." Smartass said.
The weasels entered the forest. It was dark and scary. "This place is creepy, huh, boss?" Greasy said. "Boss, how long is it gonna take to get out of this forest because this place is giving me the creeps." Psycho said.
"Relax, were almost there." Smartass said. Finally, they reached the end. They ended up on a cliff. There was Lucky eating a deer. "Lucky!!" Stupid yelled. Lucky barked angrily and jumped on Stupid. "Gaaaaaaaah!!" Stupid yelled in pain.
"Oh my gosh!! Someone call the police!!" Psycho yelled as he runs around in circles. "You should have not come here at night, STUPID!! Not when it's FULL MOON!!" Lucky yelled.
Lucky howled and bit Stupid. "Yooooooww!!" Stupid cried in pain. "Stupid!!" Smartass yelled."I better save him!" Smartass ran to Lucky and pushed him out of Stupid.
Lucky growled angrily and charged to Smartass. Smartass grabbed his pistol and said,"I'm gonna shoot the scare out of him!!" Then, Lucky quickly jumped at Smartass and made him drop the pistol.
The pistol slides all the way to the end of the cliff and falls off. Smartass got an idea. He pushed Lucky out and Lucky suddenly fell off the cliff. Lucky wailed as he get his looooooooooooooong fall.
"Have a nice falling day!!" Smartass called out and laughed. Stupid got up and glared at Smartass. "What?" Smartass said.
"You KILLED Lucky!!" Stupid yelled angrily. "He bit you!" Greasy said. "Dont you think Lucky deserves something painful too?" "The fall is more painfuller than a bite!" Stupid yelled.
The Toon Patrol left and returned home. The next morning, Stupid got a picture of Lucky and puts a lei on it and hangs it up the wall. Stupid sniffed.
THE END
