Weasels against evil Yakuza husband

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WEASELS AGAINST EVIL YAKUZA HUSBAND

This is my 4th fic about weasels.

Kijana belogs to Spikey
Tatiana and Densse belong to Weaselsrock

THE PROLOGUE

"Red dragon" Yakuza mobsters' house and base, September 4th 7 pm. All of human Anime mobsters were sitting at the long table. Their boss, Tadatom Cumozito, was sitting in the middle of the table.
- Ok, guys, lets start our dinner. - said Tadatom
- Yes! - yelled the mobsters
- Gogo, bring us some fish sushi! - ordered Tadatom
His wife, Gogo Cumozito entered the dinnin-room holding plate with fish sushi. She put the plate on the table. Tadatom looked at it.
- NOT WITH THIS FISH! - yelled Tadatom
- I know you like sushi with Salmon fish but there were not any Salmon fish in shops so I made sushi with Tuna fish. - said Gogo with fear in her voice.
- YOU'RE THE WORST WIFE IN THE WORLD! - yelled Tadatom and swalloped his wife. She fell on the floor and he kicked her 13 times. Gogo was in blood. The rest of mobsters were laughing at poor woman.
- Thank you for training. I like to beat you before eat. Ok, leave us! - ordered Tadatom.
Gogo cryed and ran out of the dinning-room.

SMARTASS'S HOUSE, SEPTEMBER 5TH 10 AM

Smartass was wathing TV, Rose was brushing her hair, Liza was playing on-line game on her laptop, Darren was reading a youth magazine and Hips and Polina were playing with their kittens - Stasy, Courtney, Crash, Andreas, Julia, Kelly, Arnold and Leo.
- I like Saturdays. No school, no work... - said Smartass
Suddenly his mobile telephone called.
- Hallo! Oh, good morning, Annabelle! Ok, I'll be in Toon Patrol base in 20 minutes.
Smartass stoped talking by his mobile telephone.
- You have a new mission, dont you? - asked Liza
- Yeah. Ok, I must go. Good bye! - said Smartass
- Good bye! - said Rose, Liza, Darren, Hips, Polina and he kittens.

TOON PATROL BASE, NICOLAY's OFFICE, 10:20 AM

- Ok, guys, you have a new mission. - said Nicolay - Psychologist Miss Laurense told us what every day Gogo Cumozito calls to her. Gogo is bullyed by her husband Tadatom, evil leader of "Red Dragon" gang.
- And we must to rescue the woman. - said Stupid
- Yes. - said Nicolay - Its the difficultes task you've ever had so you'll probably need a help. Annabelle, invite our new worker!
- Yes, Boss! - said Annabelle - Miss Mitsi, please, come in!
A beaver with chocolate-colored hair, dark-brown fur and green eyes came in the office.
- REBECCA MITSI! - yelled Wheezy
- Do you know her? - asked Greasy
- Kira told me about her! She is my wife's old fellow women student, friend and at this time a rival. - said Wheezy
- Hi, my name is Beki and Im glad that some of you know me. - said Beki
- She is cool! - said Brix
- And what are you doing in Toon Patrol, Beki? - asked Psycho
- Im trainer of recruts. So, guys, if you need my and my students' help, just call me. - said Beki
- Nice to meet you, Beki. We dont think that we'll need your help, but its glad that you are ready the help us. - said Smartass - Ok, guys, lets start! I think we should go to Doctor Laurense first.

TO BE CONTUNED...

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Awsome!! I wonder what's gonna happen next.

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Im sorry if my next chapter is short.

CHAPTER 1

Doctor Laurense's office, 11 am. Weasels rang the bell and a girl dalmatine opened the door.
- Come in. - said Doctor Laurense
Weasels came in.
- Hi, Doctor Laurense, we're from Toon Patrol. We're rescuing Gogo Cumozito. - said Smartass - Please, tell more about her.
- Well, Gogo's husband, Tadatom, is the leader of "Red dragon" Yakuza gang. He abuses and beats her every day. Sometimes his mombsters beat her too. She sometimes rans away, but she always comes home 'cause there is no place to go for her. She is from Japan. - told Doctor Laurense
- Can I talk to her? - asked Smartass
- Sure. - said Doctor Laurence
She took her telephone, pressed some buttons and gave the elephone to Smartass
- Hallo! - answered rude Tadatom's voice
- Hallo! Can I talk to Gogo? - asked Smartass
- Gogo isnt at home. And who are you? - asked Tadatom
- I'm her friend.
- Friend?
- School friend.
Smartass switched the telephone off.
- Thank you, Doctor. Now we're going to visit the Cumozito family. Can you please give us their adress?
- Sure.
And Doctor Laurense gave the adress to weasels.

TO BE CONTUNED...

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CHAPTER 2

"Red dragon" gang base and Cumozito's house, 1 pm. Weasels knocked the door. Tadatom opened it.
- Come in. - he said
Weasels enered in the house.
- Hi, we're your nw neigbours. - said Smartass with Japanase accent
- Nice to meet you. - said Tadatom very rude
Smartass saw a photo of Tadatom and Gogo.
- This girl is your wife, isnt she? - he asked
- Yes, her name is Gogo. - said Tadatom
- She is nice. nd how do you get along with each other?
- Very well.
- Ok, we must go. Good-bye.
- Good bye.

MAIN STREET, 4 PM
Weasels were walking threw the main street when suddanly they saw Gogo.
- Hi, Gogo. We're from Toon Patrol and we just want to help you. - said Smartass
- You cant help me. My husband is too cruel. He and his gang will kill you. Id like to ran away forever but he will kill me. - said Gogo
- Today you have a chanse to ran away. - said Smartass - I was at your husband's and I saw his time-table. He and his gang are going to pub today in 7 pm. At this time we'll help you to ran away. And you dont need to worry. We know one very good public prosecutor and judge. They will punish your husband and his men. Now you should go home and wait us.
- Thank you, guys. - said Gogo
- Not at all. Remember, after 7 you'll be free. Good-bye. - said weasels
- Good bye. - said Gogo

TO BE CONTUNED...

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CHAPTER 3

Smartass's house, 6: 59 pm. Smartass, Greasy, Psycho, Stupid and Wheezy entered the house. Liza and her friends - Kijana, Tatiana, Denisse and Wheezy's daughter Nina - were listening to music.
- Hi, girls! - said the weasels
- Hi, dad, uncle Diego, uncle Charlie, uncle Michael and uncle Albert! - said Liza
- Hi, dad, uncle David, uncle, Michael, uncle Diego and uncle Charlie! - said Nina
- Hi! - said Tatiana, Denisse and Kijana
- We came to drink coffee. - said Smartass
Suddanly his mobile telephone rang.
- Hallo! Hi, Gogo! Tadatom and his gang left! Ok, I'll be at your home right now. - said Smartass
- Whats wrong, dad? And who is Gogo? - asked Liza
- its a long story. To cut the story - Gogo is bullied by her husband and we're going to rescue her today while her husband and his gang are absent. - told Smartass
- Dad, can I go with you? - asked Liza
- No. - said Smartass
- Nina, go home. - said Wheezy
- Ok. Good bye. - said Nina
- We'll go home too. Good-bye. - said Kijana, Tatiana and Denisse
- And I'll go to my room. I must write a composition. - said Liza
- Ok. - said Smartass
Liza went to her room, and Nina, Kijana, Tatiana and Denisse left the house.
- Psycho, what are you doing? - asked Greasy
- Im drinking coffee. - said Psycho drinkin coffee
- You'll drink coffee later. We must go and rescue Gogo. - said Stupid
- Stupid is right. Ok, mugs, lets go! - ordered Smartass

GARDEN NEAR TADATOM"S HOUSE, 7:30 PM

Weasels were sitting on the tree with magnolies.
- Ok, Gogo is going to the door. - said Smartass lookong threw the house window
- Oh no, we have problems! - yelled Psycho
- Whats wrong? - asked Smartass
- I see Tadatom's car! There is red dragon on it! Its good that we cold hide our car property! - said Psycho
Tadatom and his gang went out of car.
- IF ONLY THESE PUB IDIOTS TOLD ME THAT PUB IS CLOSED TODAY! - Tadatom was yelling
He opened the door, entered the house and saw Gogo with bags.
- Where are you going? - askd Tadatom
- I go away... forever. - said Gogo
- First die then go away. - said Tadatom
But at this time the window was broken by baeball bat and weasels came in the room.
- Nice idea, Stupid. - said Smartass
- Thank you. - said Stupid
- Ok, Tadatom, this is the end for you. Let Gogo to go. - said Smartass
- Not so fast. Ok, guys, catch them! - orfered Tadatom
Weasels took their weapoons and started fight with Yakuza mobsters. Unfortunatly there were too much mobsters so they could handle with weasels.
- Ok, guys, close them in basement. And you, suck girl, will go with me. - said Tadatom
Mombsters took the weasels to basement and Tadatom cathed Gogog and took her upstairs.

TO BE CONTUNED...

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Wow! I wonder what's gonna happen next..

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CHAPTER 4

Basement, 9 pm. Weasels were sitting on chairs and their hands were tied by ribbons.
- WHAT SHALL WE DO! WHAT SHALL WE DO! WHAT SHALL WE DO! - Psycho was yelling
- Psycho, say thank you that my hands are tied. - said Smartass
- Im sorry. - Psycho blushed
- I have an idea. - said Stupid
- Tell us about it. - said Smartass
- Well. Our hands are tied, but our legs are free. Our weapoons are lying on the sofa. One of us can stand up, take Greasy's swichblade and cut ribbons on his hands and after that - on hands of rest. - told Stupid
- I like your idea. - said Smartass
- I'll handle this one. - said Greasy
He stood up, came to the table, took his switchblade, cut ribbons on his hands, then cut ribbos on Smartass's hands, then on Psycho's, then on Stupid's and at last - on Wheezy's
- Whats next? - asked Smartass
Psycho saw red lamp next to the door.
- Its fire warner. If Whezzy comes close to the lamp and starts smoking, the warner will work, one of Tadatom's people will come here, and we'll kick him. - he said
- Ok. - said Wheezy
He came close to the lamp, took his cigarette and started smoking. The lamp started sining brightley and the bell rang.
One of Tadatom's men came in the basement.
- What the? - he asked
At this time Stupid hitted his head by baseball bat. The mobster fell on the floor and closed his eyes.
- Lets go. - ordered Smartass
- And the weasels left the basement.

LIVING ROOM IN TADATOM'S HOUSE, 9:05 PM

Tadatom and his mobsters were sitting on the sofa when weasels opened the door and entered the house.
- Stand up! Dont move! - said Smartass - You're arrested!
- Really? Ok, guys, lets start battle! - ordered Tadatom
Weasels tryed to hadle with mobsters, but after fight mobsters could handle with the weasels again.
- Ok, guys, kill them. - ordered Tadatom
- STOP!
It was Beki! She was standing at the door holding pistol.
- Beki! - said Smartass
- Yes! Thank you, guys, that you forgot to close the door! Ok, Mauriko, Eva, Mutya, Antonio, Jim, Larry, Linda, Fifi, Jerry, Kate, lets help our guys! - ordered Beki
A ferret named Mauroko, a puddle named Eva, a panther named Mutya, a cat named Antonio, a monkey named Jim, a hedgehog named Larry, a skunk named Linda, a vulture named Fifi, a hamster named Jerry and a pig named Kate entered the room.
- Smartass, Greasy, Psycho, Stupid, Wheezy, meet my recruts. Guys, meet the best Toon Patrol cops. - said Beki
- Nice to meet you, boys and girls! - said Smartass
- Us too! - said Jerry
- What a nice meet! - said Tadatom with sarcasm - Ok, kill the all.
- Lets go! - ordered Beki
And the company started fight with mobsters. Smartass was using his pistol, Greasy was using his swithblade, Psycho was using his razor, Stupid was using his bat, Wheezy was using his machine gun, Beki was using her pistol, Mauriko was using his sword, Eva was using her pistol, Mutya was using her blackjack, Antonio was using his sword, Jim was using his bat, Larry was using his draggers, Linda was using her bombs, Fifi was using hew kung-fu, Jerry was using his Karate and Kate was using her machine gun.
After a long fight Tadatom and his mobsters were tied.
- And where is Gogo? - asked Jerry
- Probably, she is upstairs. - said Psycho
- By the way, one of mobsters is in basement. - said Wheezy
- Ok, Jerry, Linda, Fifi and Antonio will go upstairs and free Gogo. Eva and Mutya will go to the basement and arrest the last mobster. - ordered Beki
- Yes, Miss Mitsi! - yelled Jerry, Linda, Fifi, Antonio, Eva and Mutya
- The rest of recruts will sent our villians in Toon Patrol car. - said Beki
Jerry, Linda, Fifi and Antonio went upstairs, Mutya and Eva went to the basement, and the rest of rcruts were sendng the mobsters to the car.
- Thank you, Beki! Your recruts are really good. - said Smartass
- Not at all. I myself was maiking recrut casting. - said Beki and smiled
- By the way, how did you find us? - asked Smartass
- Somebody called to my mobile telephone from yours, told that she is your daughter and you're in trouble. - told Beki
- Liza! - yelled Smartass
- Dad!
Liza entered the house.
- Liza, I told you to stay at home! And how did you get there? - said Smartass
- Im sorry, dad. Simply when you told about your dangerous mission, I was worryed about you. When you didnt allow to go with you, I told you lies about composition, went to my room, left the house threw the window and hide in the car. I was afraind that I will never see you again. - told Liza
- Thank you, honey. - said Smartass and hugged his daughter
- By the way, Liza, meet Rebecca Mitsi. - said Smartass
- Hi. - said Liza
- Hi, Liza. Liza is my favorite name, and it suits well to so nice girl. By the way, you can call me Beki. - Beki shook Liza's hand.
- Ok, lets wait until our recruts finish their work and we'll leave the place. - said Smartass

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THE EPILOGUE

Toon Town Supreme Court, September 11, noon. Smartass, Greasy, Psycho, Stupid, Wheezy and Beki were sitting in the hall.
- Nicolay said that we are all "well-done". - said Beki
- Yes! I heard the verdict threw the door! Tadatom and his mobsters will go to the prison forever! And they will live in Special Villinas Jail, not in Toon Town Jail for simple villians. - said Psycho
- My wife is really good procekutor and Judge Morrison is a very good Judge. - said Wheezy
- I know it. - said Beki - Simply Kira and I were Judge Morrison's students. We were his best students.
Kira and Judge Morrison, an old male bloodhound dog left the procces room.
- Beki, what are you doing? - asked Kira surprisely
- Hi, Kira. I hope you're glad to see your old friend-rival. What am I doing there? Simply I helped your husband and his friend. And I also missed withou you and Mr. Morrison. Hi, Judge! - said Beki
- Hi, Beki! And what are you going to do with Gogo? - asked Judge Morrison
- She will live in Tadatom's house. - said Smartass - Ok, lets celebrate it!
And the company left the court.

THE END

Keep an eye for my next fic "X-mas with weasels"! Will the villians became good? Will weasels' wishes became true? Will the love triangle with Liza, Alex and Jennifer be soluted? All in "X-mas with weasels". The premiere will be on December 2nd.

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I cant wait for more of your weasel fan fics!!