Post by gardevoir on Aug 25, 2007 20:34:47 GMT -5
This is a movie-like story about Smartass being a father!
Enjoy!
Part 1
Smartass was waiting patiently at the Toon Town hospital. He was very excited and a little nevous.
He was looking at the blue sky. Then, he saw a toon, running to Room 1045. "Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! My first son!!!!" he yelled and opened the door and slammed it.
Then, one of the surgeons came out and said, "Mr.Smartass, would you like to see your new daughter?" "What? The baby is finally born!?" Smartass yelled. "Yes, a healthy baby girl." the surgeon explained.
"Yes!!!" Smartass said excitedly. He entered the room where Rose is. He saw the baby. She was been held by Rose. Rose was looking at her. The baby was asleep. "Honey, what should we name her?" Smartass asked, smiling at the baby.
"How about..Rosa?" Rose said."Rosa!? It's just like your name!" Smartass said. "How about Elena??" Smartass suggested. "No, Rosa must be better." Rose said. "That name will get me all confused!!" Smartass protested. "Fine, Elena then." Rose groaned. "Yes!!" Smartass said.
After a week, Elena was in Smartasse's car. His car was a fancy grey van. Elena was sleeping in her car seat, and Rose was sitting next to her. "I'am so proud to have a child!" Rose said. "Me too." Smartass said. Then, Elena started to cry. "I guess it's feeding time." Smartass said. "Right." Rose agreed and she got a nipple and a bottle and used "Toon Town's powdered milk" Rose mixed it up with water and poured it to the bottle.
She put the nipple on and fed it to Elena. Elena calmed down and closed her eyes and drank for 20 minutes. Smartass stopped at a store called."T mart." "Wait here with the baby." Smartass said."Sure." Rose said.
Smartass entered the store. He walked to a place with tons of baby stuff. There were diapers, cribs, toys, bottles, car seats, powdered milks, clothes, and books. Smartass looked at his wallet: $400.00. "That should be enough." Smartass thought.
He checked out cribs, and took the biggest one they have, and bought 50 packs of diapers with 30 of them in each box.
Smartass got out with 10 bags and the box for the crib. "Oh my!" Rose said. "That's alot of stuff!" Smartass puts the stuff in the trunk and starts the car. They drove off. When they reached home, Smartass and Rose carried the box. Rose came back to the garage and gets the bags. Smartass carries the bags too and carries Elena. Rose was watching the baby while Smartass was building the crib. After an hour, the crib was finally done.
Then, Smartass puts Elena in the crib. Elena was sleeping. The next day, Smartass went to work. "Hey,Smartass!!" Wheezy said. "Oh, hey, Wheezy." Smartass said, panting. "Ihola, Smartass!" Greasy came in. "Are you okay?" he continued.
"Yeah,I'm fine. I just had to wake up 4:00 am to feed the baby, make her go back to sleep, wake up again after 2 more hours, and make breakfast so early, do the laundry since my wife is sick today, and wash 30 dishes." Smartass replied.
"Hey, you got a baby? Congrats!!" Greasy clapped. "Yeah, thanks." Smartass said. "And my wife, Bailey is pregnant and will give birth in 14 years!!" Greasy continues. "Hey, congratulations, Father of the future!" Smartass clapped back. "Thanks,boss but I'am hoping that the baby will survive." Greasy said with worries.
"As long as your baby won't be deformed or die after birth." Wheezy said. "Don't worry, Grease!" Psycho joined in."I'm sure your baby will be healthy, not like what Wheezy said!" he continues. "Thanks, Psycho!!" Greasy said, happily.
Suddenly, their phone rang. "Hello, this is the Toon Patrol." Flasher answered. "Help, my son is drowning in the Toon Town river!!" a dog toon yelled. "Don't worry Mr.! We're on our way!!" Flasher said loyally. He hung up the phone and yelled, "A toon just called us to save his son from drowning in the Toon Town river!!" "Oh my gosh!!" Smartass yelled. "C'mon, guys! Let's hit the road!!"
Everyone came in their Toon Patrol van and drove off. They made it on time and thay used a rope to get the drowning son. "Okay, kiddo! Grab on!! And what ever you do, dont let go the rope!!" Smartass yelled out. The toon clasped the rope, and Greasy, Stupid, and Psycho was pulling.
After 3 minutes of pulling, the toon ran to his dad, "Papa!" he yelled. "Oh, thank you for saving my son!" the father said. "Aww, it was nothing." Psycho said. The father of the drowning toon gave the Toon patrol $50.00 to each member and left.
That night, Smartass came home. "Hi, honey!" Rose said and kissed Smartass on the cheek. "How was work?" "It was fantastic!!" Smartass said. The two weasels had dinner. The baby was sleeping in their room.
After a few years, Elena was a pre-schooler. "No, daddy!! I don't wanna leave!!" Elena whimpered. "Well, you have to!" Smartass said. "Your only gonn'a be there for 3 hours! Daddy will pick you up on 10:00, okay??" "Okay." Elena said. Smartass placed Elena in her new car seat and drove off. Rose went to work and went to Toon Town work-building.
Smartass got out of the car with Elena. Elena was looking around while walking with Smartass. Smartass registered her in the office and said their good-byes. "Bye bye, daddy." Elena said. "Bye, Elena!" Smartass said and drove off to work. Elena made 2 new friends. One was a cat toon named,"Lizzy" The other friend was a creature from Dreamland named,"Waddle dee".
4 years later, Elena is seven. Smartass bought lots of toys for her. Elena became smart, nice, and creative. She made so many friends. 5 more years later, Elena went to middle school. She has a crush with a VERY handsome weasel named,"Jackie" He wore a cap, a black shirt with a picture of an angry skeleton with flames, a skeleton necklace, and jeans.
Smartass was happy to be a father. Rose was happy to be a mother. Their next story is about Elena's adventure in Middle-school.
To be continued.........
Enjoy!
Part 1
Smartass was waiting patiently at the Toon Town hospital. He was very excited and a little nevous.
He was looking at the blue sky. Then, he saw a toon, running to Room 1045. "Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! My first son!!!!" he yelled and opened the door and slammed it.
Then, one of the surgeons came out and said, "Mr.Smartass, would you like to see your new daughter?" "What? The baby is finally born!?" Smartass yelled. "Yes, a healthy baby girl." the surgeon explained.
"Yes!!!" Smartass said excitedly. He entered the room where Rose is. He saw the baby. She was been held by Rose. Rose was looking at her. The baby was asleep. "Honey, what should we name her?" Smartass asked, smiling at the baby.
"How about..Rosa?" Rose said."Rosa!? It's just like your name!" Smartass said. "How about Elena??" Smartass suggested. "No, Rosa must be better." Rose said. "That name will get me all confused!!" Smartass protested. "Fine, Elena then." Rose groaned. "Yes!!" Smartass said.
After a week, Elena was in Smartasse's car. His car was a fancy grey van. Elena was sleeping in her car seat, and Rose was sitting next to her. "I'am so proud to have a child!" Rose said. "Me too." Smartass said. Then, Elena started to cry. "I guess it's feeding time." Smartass said. "Right." Rose agreed and she got a nipple and a bottle and used "Toon Town's powdered milk" Rose mixed it up with water and poured it to the bottle.
She put the nipple on and fed it to Elena. Elena calmed down and closed her eyes and drank for 20 minutes. Smartass stopped at a store called."T mart." "Wait here with the baby." Smartass said."Sure." Rose said.
Smartass entered the store. He walked to a place with tons of baby stuff. There were diapers, cribs, toys, bottles, car seats, powdered milks, clothes, and books. Smartass looked at his wallet: $400.00. "That should be enough." Smartass thought.
He checked out cribs, and took the biggest one they have, and bought 50 packs of diapers with 30 of them in each box.
Smartass got out with 10 bags and the box for the crib. "Oh my!" Rose said. "That's alot of stuff!" Smartass puts the stuff in the trunk and starts the car. They drove off. When they reached home, Smartass and Rose carried the box. Rose came back to the garage and gets the bags. Smartass carries the bags too and carries Elena. Rose was watching the baby while Smartass was building the crib. After an hour, the crib was finally done.
Then, Smartass puts Elena in the crib. Elena was sleeping. The next day, Smartass went to work. "Hey,Smartass!!" Wheezy said. "Oh, hey, Wheezy." Smartass said, panting. "Ihola, Smartass!" Greasy came in. "Are you okay?" he continued.
"Yeah,I'm fine. I just had to wake up 4:00 am to feed the baby, make her go back to sleep, wake up again after 2 more hours, and make breakfast so early, do the laundry since my wife is sick today, and wash 30 dishes." Smartass replied.
"Hey, you got a baby? Congrats!!" Greasy clapped. "Yeah, thanks." Smartass said. "And my wife, Bailey is pregnant and will give birth in 14 years!!" Greasy continues. "Hey, congratulations, Father of the future!" Smartass clapped back. "Thanks,boss but I'am hoping that the baby will survive." Greasy said with worries.
"As long as your baby won't be deformed or die after birth." Wheezy said. "Don't worry, Grease!" Psycho joined in."I'm sure your baby will be healthy, not like what Wheezy said!" he continues. "Thanks, Psycho!!" Greasy said, happily.
Suddenly, their phone rang. "Hello, this is the Toon Patrol." Flasher answered. "Help, my son is drowning in the Toon Town river!!" a dog toon yelled. "Don't worry Mr.! We're on our way!!" Flasher said loyally. He hung up the phone and yelled, "A toon just called us to save his son from drowning in the Toon Town river!!" "Oh my gosh!!" Smartass yelled. "C'mon, guys! Let's hit the road!!"
Everyone came in their Toon Patrol van and drove off. They made it on time and thay used a rope to get the drowning son. "Okay, kiddo! Grab on!! And what ever you do, dont let go the rope!!" Smartass yelled out. The toon clasped the rope, and Greasy, Stupid, and Psycho was pulling.
After 3 minutes of pulling, the toon ran to his dad, "Papa!" he yelled. "Oh, thank you for saving my son!" the father said. "Aww, it was nothing." Psycho said. The father of the drowning toon gave the Toon patrol $50.00 to each member and left.
That night, Smartass came home. "Hi, honey!" Rose said and kissed Smartass on the cheek. "How was work?" "It was fantastic!!" Smartass said. The two weasels had dinner. The baby was sleeping in their room.
After a few years, Elena was a pre-schooler. "No, daddy!! I don't wanna leave!!" Elena whimpered. "Well, you have to!" Smartass said. "Your only gonn'a be there for 3 hours! Daddy will pick you up on 10:00, okay??" "Okay." Elena said. Smartass placed Elena in her new car seat and drove off. Rose went to work and went to Toon Town work-building.
Smartass got out of the car with Elena. Elena was looking around while walking with Smartass. Smartass registered her in the office and said their good-byes. "Bye bye, daddy." Elena said. "Bye, Elena!" Smartass said and drove off to work. Elena made 2 new friends. One was a cat toon named,"Lizzy" The other friend was a creature from Dreamland named,"Waddle dee".
4 years later, Elena is seven. Smartass bought lots of toys for her. Elena became smart, nice, and creative. She made so many friends. 5 more years later, Elena went to middle school. She has a crush with a VERY handsome weasel named,"Jackie" He wore a cap, a black shirt with a picture of an angry skeleton with flames, a skeleton necklace, and jeans.
Smartass was happy to be a father. Rose was happy to be a mother. Their next story is about Elena's adventure in Middle-school.
To be continued.........
" Smartass yelled. The car missed Smartass. It came back. "Uh-oh." Smartass said. Then, the car crashed to Smartasse's car. Fire and smoke is coming out. The black weasel laughed and ran away.