Mother Stupid: a Toon Patrol Story

[Cobrawolf]

This is a New Simpsons Parody based on The Episode "Mother Simpson" Staring Stupid I do not own the Toon Patrol or any Toon are Anime in this nor do I own The Simpsons.

Chapter The First: Stupid dead? the Fake out of The Year.

Somewhere in California

It was a normal Weekend day, if you call what appeared to be a Chain gang of animes Normal. the sign along the Highway said this

/ ----------------------------- \
| THIS HIGHWAY |
| MAINTAINED BY |
| _________________ |
| / NERV \ |
||THE PROFIT PEOPLE||
|\_________________/|
\___________________/
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Yep, one of Gendo Ikari's Plots........I meen Plans was takeing shape again.

"Here's your caption, boys: 'Local hero shuns spotlight and pitches in!'" Gendo said to the Reporters and Deputy Commander Kôzô Fuyutsuki. "What an angle!" Fuyutsuki said as the Reporters took Pictures of Gendo. The Reporters left and Gendo threw The Hard Hat down.

"I can't believe I'm spending half my Saturday picking up garbage." Misato said, "I mean, half these bottles aren't even mine!" "Ahem. Let's have less _con_versation and more san_itation." Gendo said.

The Animes and Toons that worked for Gendo were picking up all sorts of things, From Dead Frogs to PlayCats (for those catgirls in Animeville.) "Hey," Miroku, The Monk from Inuyasha and The one who had a crush on Sango, asked, "where's Sailor Iron Mouse and that weasel called Stupid?" "Yeah" Sailor Lead Crow said, "How'd they get out of this?" soon They heard yelling and saw Iron Mouse and Stupid on top of a Clif. "Hey, everybody! Up here!" Iron Mouse said while Stupid said "Duh....Hi"

"There you are Stupid." said Nala as she and Zakuro, the Mew Mew/World Fameous Model came next to the Workers. "the others are waiting for you in the Park." Zakuro said. "Iron Mouse, stop frolicking and get to work!" Fuyutsuki told The Animate.

"Duh, Right away, Fuyutsuki." Stupid said as he and Iron Mouse soon walked to the Falls "we'll just walk across these slippery rocks -- aah!" Before Iron Mouse finnshed saying what she was saying, both Fell down The Falls.

"Oh no! they're going over the falls!" Nala Screamed
"Oh good. They snagged that tree branch." Miroku said as The two were Snagged on a Branch.....the broke.
"Oh no! The branch broke off!" Misato said then The two where heading for some rocks.
"Oh good. They can grab onto them pointy rocks." Usaop said.......and saw that The rocks wer no help.
"Oh no! Them rocks broke his arms and legs." Zakuro said as the Arms and legs of Stupid and Iron Mouse Broke off. The two fell into The River that had beavers.
"Oh good. Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him." Fuyutsuki said....how wrong he was as The Beavers attacked the two.
"Oh no! They're biting Iron Mouse, and stealing Stupid's pants." Nala said. then they saw where The Bodies were heading, right
towards a dam with a giant turbine.

"Good Lord...he'll be sucked into the turbine!" Lead Crow said soon The Two were sucked down the Tube going to The Turbine, a Shreading sound was heard.

everyone was in shock......IRON MOUSE AND STUPID WERE DEAD!

Nala then saw something in the bushes, so did Zakuro. Whike Gendo came to Fuyutsuki. "Fuyutsuki who were those corpses?" Gendo said. "Iron Mouse and Stupid of The Toon Patrol sir, " Fuyutsuki said, crying "One of the finest, bravest toons or animes ever to grace sector 7G and Toon Town." Then Fuyutsuki pulled out a list "I'll cross Iron Mouse off the list." He said.

all the while Iron Mouse and Stupid were laughing. "Duh That dummy worked like a charm." Stupid said. "Best 600 bucks I ever spent" Iron Mouse said. "Come on, we've earned this Saturday, now let's make the most of it!"

"Like being dead." a voice said behind them as Nala and Mew Zakuro found them "uh.............Hiya" Stupid said.

end of Chapter One.

[Cobrawolf]

It is going to be funny

[julayla]

Great job on the chapter so far. Looks like Iron Mouse and Stupid are getting their day off, though Mew and Nala found them. Keep it up.

[Cobrawolf]

Chapter The Second: WTF!?! Meet Miss Baka O'Leary.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO!" Nala Yelled as they came back to The Toon Patrol's House in Toon Town "dumping a Dummy to fake yours and Stupid's Deaths?" "Well, sorry." Iron Mouse said, "Gendo was being a pain and besides, We are relaxing."

Outside, Sarah and Psycho were flying kites while Bloo on the
other hand, lies in the hammock counting the number of times The workers hammer one of the concrete slabs that make up their back deck.

"Bloo, why are you just laying there, someone's knocking at The Door." Smart Ass said, Greasy soon opened the Door and what he saw was Large.

EVERY anime and Star Wars Character was at The door......wearing Black.

"Smart Ass, we can't tell you how sorry we are." Miyako said, Behind her Kagome was crying her eyes out, being held up by Sango and Usagi. Aluminum Siren was dressed in Black. Misato soon said to Smart Ass (Drukenly since she was drinking Beer all day.) "You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences." She said, stammering, "I'm sorry, I'm just nervous: I didn't mean any disrespect."

"What are you talking about?" Greasy said, as the others, minus Stupid came to The door, whike Nala and Zakuro were yelling at the Two.

"You know...Iron Mouse's and Stupid's passing" Inuyasha said.

The Weasels looked at the Moruners

"Away." Rei Hino said

more looking

"Into death" Darth Vader said

"WHAT!?!" the weasels said as Usagi gave them The Animeville Shopper "LOCAL ANIME AND TOON PATROLER LOSES PANTS AND LIFE"

"That's ridiculous!" Sarah said "Yeah, she is Right," Greasy said "They're not dead. They're right out back" the Group soon gone out back.

while The "Discovery" of Stupid's and Iron Mouse's Deaths, The Two bailed out and had Nala chaseing Them, The Group soon came out back just after The three left "Oh, Greasy, of course They're alive: they'll be alive in all our hearts." Kagome said.

"Yes, I can see Them Too." Usagi said, as behind the Mourners Nala, Mouse and Stupid ran passed the Hyenas.

"Hi everybody!" Said Bloo as he skipped pasted them. "I'm going to give you the card of our juvenile counselor." Emperor Palpatine said, "Bloo is going to need it."

The front door was now surrounded with flowers and wreaths. Once again the doorbell rings, and Sarah answered it.

"A tombstone?!" Sarah soon asked Ami and Yumi while right Behind them as Eric Cartman and Sailor Chaos "It came with the burial plot," Cartman said "but that's not important: the important thing is, one of yours is dead." "Shut up Cartman!" Ami said, "We've been saving for this since Iron Mouse ruined that Concert." and Yumi soon showed The Tombstone for Iron Mouse. "Get out of here, you ghouls!" Sarah said and Slammed the Door. "Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi." Greasy said just as The Power soon shut off. "huh?" Smart Ass said.

Smart Ass soon gone to the window, and saw a man cutting the lines. "Uh, excuse me! Sir? I think there's been a mistake." Sarah Said. "Oh, no, no mistake. Your electricity's in the name of Stupid O'Leary, deceased. The juice stays off until you get a job or a generator." the Lineman said "Oh, and, uh, my deepest sympathies."

"STUPID!" Smart Ass soon yelled. "Duh.....Yes?" Stupid asked "When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death, you told me no." Smart Ass said " You go downtown first thing in the morning and straighten this out."

"He Better." a Voice said as they soon saw no other then GALAXIA! holding Iron Mouse by The ears.

Downtown LA

"Duh Listen here:" Stupid said "my name is Stupid O'Leary and You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo-jumbo!"

The Toon at the desk, who was no other them Grim said "OK, Mr. O'Leary, I'll just make the change here..." He typed something "and you're all set, mon." Stupid read it as Galaxia came in, Draging Iron Mouse. "aha! See? This thing is all screwed up!" Stupid said "This thing says my mother's still alive; she died when I was a kid!" He soon walked over to The Window "See that stone angel up there? That's my mother's grave. My dad points it out every time we drive by." "I didn't know you had a Mom?" someone said, Stupid Turned around and saw Sailor Saturn. "Duh......yes, and she is Buried right there." He Pointed at the Tombstone again.

"i think you better come with me." Saturn Said.

They soon reached the Graveyard and soon Stupid was brushing the foliage out of the way of the inscription
on the tombstone. "Mom," Stupid said "I'm sorry I never come to see you. I'm just not a cemetery person. "Here lies" --" then Stupid soon saw the name and it was........

"Duh...Walt Whitman?! Aargh! Damn you, Walt Whitman!" Stupid was soon kicking the Gravestone "I! Hate! You! Walt! Freaking! Whitman! "Leaves of Grass", my ass!" "Please don't kick the Tombstone" Saturn said "Uh...Hey, Wait a minute...maybe it's that other grave: the one that says 'O'Leary'!" Stupid soon came over to the Grave.......and saw his name on the Tombstone "Aaah! Oh, why does my death keep coming back to haunt me?" He said as he fell into the Grave "Are you alright?" Saturn said. just then a old Female Weasel dressed in a Victorian Dress came up to the Grave. "You awful, awful Toon!" She said "Get out of my son's grave." "Duh......I hate to rain on your parade, Lady, but this is _my_ grave" Stupid said then suddenly a Though hit him....."hey, wait a minute. Mom?" he said "Stupid?" She said "Uh? Who are you?" Saturn said.

"my name is Baka O'Leary" She said.

[julayla]

Yep, things are now becoming interesting since Stupid's mom's appeared. Keep it up.

[Cobrawolf]

Chapter The Third: Coming back! Welcome back Miss O'Leary

The Two Weasels, Mother and son, walked down the Boardwalk of LA Beach. "you grew up so handsome." Miss O'Leary said, "Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd." Stupid said, "I can't believe you're here! Dad always told me you died while I was at the movies." "Oh, my poor baby." Miss O'Leary said, "You must have been so upset. But I suppose Dumbbell has his reasons."

"Yeah." Stupid said, "Well, where have you been all this time?" "It's...a very complicated story." Miss O'Leary said "Let's just enjoy this moment." Stupid looked at Her, "Ma, there's something you should know about me: I almost always spoil the moment." Just as he said that, a pelican landed on his head and Dropped a fish into Stupid's pants "D'OH!" He said, "I'm sorry." "That's OK, darling: it wasn't your fault." Miss O'Leary said.

Back in Toon Town

"Ok," Misato said as she hooked up a Generator to power the Weasels House, "This should do for Power." "Well," Bloo said, "Time for my Shows." Soon Bloo, Misato, Smart Ass, Wheezy, Greasy, Psycho and Kyle soon sat down on The Couch when Stupid came in. "Hey, everybody!" He said, "I've got a big surprise for you! Presenting...my mother!" Stupid stepped back from the door to show his Mother, Soon everyone Started talking.

"What?"

"Your Mother?"

"I Thought she was dead"

"Is she like Cartman's Mom?"

Everyone looked at Kyle. "What?"

"Hello." Miss O'Leary said awkwardly . "This is so weird." Sarah said, "It's like something out of Dickens...or 'Melrose Place'." "Where have you been, Miss O?" Bloo said "Did they freeze you or something?" "Oh, my, such clever Toons. So full of questions and bright, shiny eyes." "Hey," Bloo said "since you were a no-show at all the big moments of my life, you owe me years of back presents: Christmases, birthdays, Easters, Kwanzas, good report cards --"grabbing a calculator, Bloo started doing Math "Hmm, 75 bucks a pop plus interest and penalties...you owe me $22,000" "I'll Kwanza you!" Stupid said as he Pounded Bloo's head. "Stupid, don't be so hard on little --what is his name?"

end of Thrid Chapter.

[Cobrawolf]

I was Busy with other things, namely my Novel.

[julayla]

Hooray! Good update! Lol for Bloo getting hit by Stupid.

[Cobrawolf]

Chapter The Fourth: Why she left! Grievous Goes on The Warpath!

"This is my room," Stupid said as he showed off his Room to his Mom, "and this is my dresser. It's where I keep my shirts when I'm not wearing them." "Oh, yes, right in the drawers." Miss O'Leary said, then they both started laughing "You remembered." Stupid said " Oh, I've missed moments like this...Mom."

a hour Later, Miss O'Leary and Sarah were sitting on the Front Porch of the house. "I saw all your awards, Sarah. They're mighty impressive" Miss O'Leary said to Sarah, "Yeah, Being a member of the Toon Patrol is kind of hard, but you get use to it." Sarah said.

Suddenly, Miss O'Leary looked worried, then said "Gotta run: Grandma stuff," and tears inside the house. Sarah soon saw Sango and Kirara Go by, and her suspicions were raised.

Later she took Bloo and Psycho downstairs to the washing Room. Turning on the Dryer, she turned to the two "There, now no one should be able to hear us." She said "What?" Bloo asked over the Noise, Sarah soon turned off the Dryer. "All right, we don't need the dryer." "What?" "Just shut up and listen! There's something fishy about Miss O'Leary: whenever we ask her where she's been all this time, she changes the subject. And just now, when Sango walked by, she ran into the house." soon Misato came down from the other room "Yeah, I don't trust her either." Misato said " When I was going through her purse, look what I found!" She soon pulled out of her Pocket a Bunch of driver's licenses, all fake. Sarah started reading them. "Baka O'Leary...Baka Stevens...Martha Stewart...Penelope Olsen...Muddy Mae Suggins....Mike Jackson? These are the calling cards of a con-artist." "They don't look like Calling Cards, they are More IDs" Bloo said

Back in Stupid's Room, He was dancing around while Greasy and Smart Ass Watched. "Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!" Stupid said. Greasy Looked at Stupid. "She's nice...." "But?" Stupid asked, "I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years." Smart Ass said. "You could get hurt again." "First," Stupid started, "it wasn't 25 years -- it was 27 years. And second, she had a very good reason." "Which was...?" Greasy said, "Stupid was thinking real hard. "I dunno." Stupid said, "I guess I was just a horrible son and no mother would want me." "Now Why would you Think that?" Smart Ass said, "Come on. You're a sweet, kind Weasel. I'm sure you were a wonderful son!" "I agree with Smarty," Greasy said, "But still, why would she leave you?" "Let's find out." Wheezy said, "Duh....Yes, lets" Stupid said.

The Four Toon Patrol Weasels soon walked down stairs. There, Miss O'Leary was reading a book titled "Steal this Book." "Miss O'Leary," Smart Ass said, "we'd like to ask you a few questions about your past." "Can't reminisce, sleeping." She said as she started Snoring. "Spill it, Muddy Mae," Kyle said as the others came in, "or we're calling the LAPD!" "Please don't." Miss O'Leary begged, "All right, then we'll call your husband!" Sarah said. "No! I'll talk. I'll tell you everything -- I've wanted to tell you."

(Flashback into the 1960s, 20th Century AD)

It all started in the 60s...

"Take out wrenched ankle." a 12 year old Stupid said while Playing The Game "Operation", only to get Shocked. "YE-OW! Mom! Mom! Mooom!" Stupid Cried. Soon Miss O'Leary came in, "Oh, my little Stuuie bear." She said while hugging Stupid, "Time for bed." She said as Stupid gone into the bed. "Sing me my bedtime song, Mom." Stupid said. Miss O'Leary started Singing.

Ooey, gooey, rich and chewy inside,
Golden flaky, tender caky outside,
Wrap the inside in the outside, is it good?

Darn tootin'

Doing the big fig newton! Here's the tricky part.


Soon Stupid was asleep.

Miss O'Leary soon went into the living room were her Husband, Dumbbell O'Leary "Dummy, isn't Stupid cute?" She said "Probably." Mr. O'Leary said, "I'm trying to watch the Super Bowl. If people don't support this thing, it might not make it."

The Sports Reported soon started off "Joe Willy Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium -- the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox 1865" Watching The Football Player, Miss O'Leary started getting feelings of Rebelion and Peace.

His wild, untamed facial hair revealed a new world of rebellion -- of change. A world where doors were open for women like me. But Dumbbell was stuck in his button-down plastic-fantastic Madison Avenue scene.


"Look at them sideburns! He looks like a girl. Now, Johnny Unitas -- there's a haircut you could set your watch to."

Madison Avenue indeed...

I soon found people who shared my views at the state college in Animeville.

Near The Campus, 400 Hippies were Marching , Chanting "Anthrax, gangrene, swimmer's ear! Get your germ lab out of here!" Miss O'Leary Joined in with The Chanting.

This Protest was against Animeville's New 'Ally' The Confederacy of Independent Systems in The Clone Wars against The Galactic Republic.

How could I _not_ become a radical when we were Fighting a force of pure evil? We'd met the enemy and it was Qymaen jai Sheelal

"Hey, hey, Mr. Sheelal! Enough already with the germs!" The Crowd chanted. Soon Out came The dread warlord of the Kaleesh and Supreme Commander of the armies of the Confederacy. BEFORE he became a Cyborg. "Ho, their flower power is no match for my glower power!" He soon Glowed and scared everyone away. a Young Sango, with asthma Cheered Sheelal on "Well that's some nice glowering, General *Cough* *Cough* " "Hail Dooku!" a Young Kikyo said in a Confedrate Uniform.

Drastic action _had_ to be taken to stop The Confederacy war machine!

"I put Stupid to bed, Dumbbell, and now I'm going out. it could be a late night -- I'm meeting my destiny." Miss O'Leary said as she left the House. "So long." He said, not looking back.

Soon a Group of Hippies, Jedi and Clone Troopers, lead by Miss O'Leary, soon entered Sheelal's Lab "When this baby goes off, Burns' lab is going to be history, man-- germ history!" Anakin Skywalker, Jedi Knight and Hero of The Republic said as they sat a Bomb to go off.

The Count Dooku alarm Clock soon went off and the bomb went off, Releseing Tons of antibiotics into the air, killing all of Sheelal's nasty germs. Outside, Sango ran into the Lab with Kikyo "Oh No!" Kikyo said, "Looks like The Jedi attacked!" Sango soon started gasping and panting. "No...no! Wait a minute --Bronchial tubes clearing...asthma disappearing! Acne remains, but...asthma disappearing." She soon started danceing. Outside the Building, Sheelal and over a thousand Battle Droids started to suround The Building. "My germs, my precious germs! They never harmed a soul. They never even had a chance! Whoever did this will never get past me --" Just as he said it, The Republic Forces ran out and The Less known Battle of Animeville (also called The First Battle of Earth) Begun. The Jedi and their Clones and Hippies ran over Sheelal. Miss O'leary soon went over to Sheelal "You poor man...let me help you up." She said and helpped Sheelal.

"_You_ just made a very big mistake." Sheelal said, Grabbing Miss O'Leary, "You'll spend the rest of your life in pri --" Suddening, Sheelal was Crushed by The door, which was opened by Sango. "My asthma's gone! Listen to me breathe --[snorts] Waaah! [snorts] Waaah!" She said " rather not, We would." said Yoda as he fought the Droid Army. Miss O' Leary ran from The Battle back to Toon Town.

From that moment on, my life as I knew it was over

"She's been described as a Female Weasel in her early 30s, Brown complexion, and may be extremely helpful" a News Reporter on The CIS ShadowNet said about The attack on Animeville U. Miss O'Leary Put the HoloNet Reciver away and went into Stupid's Room.

"Stupid....." She said as she started crying "I'm sorry." She soon Gave him a kiss on the Forehead and left Toon Town...........Forever.

(in the present.)

"Duh........I thought I dreamed that kiss." Stupid said.

" I'm so sorry I misjudged you," Smart Ass said, "You had to leave to protect your family!" "How did you survive?" Misato asked.

"Oh, I had help from my friends in the Rebel Allaince after The Republic fell and Became The Empire." Miss O'Leary said "Jerry Reuben gave me a job marketing his line of health shakes, I proofread Bobby Seale's cookbook, and I ran credit checks at Tom Hayden's Porsche dealership."

"Wait a minute..." Stupid said "there's one thing I don't understand. In all those years, why didn't you ever try to contact me?" "But I did! I sent you a care package every week." Miss O'Leary said. "Aw, come on, Mom, we use that same line on Bloo and Kyle when they're at camp." Stupid said, gettibg wacked on The head by Darth Vader (who has told me to let him appear or I get a Lightsaber in mu You-Know-Wheres)

"But I did, I really did! I'll prove it to you."

They soon came into The Toon Town Postal Office "Any undelivered mail for Stupid O'Leary?" Stupid asked, "No. Oh wait, this." the Mailman soon lifted up a Large Sack of Packages. "That's what happens when you don't tip your letter carrier at Christmas."

Unknown to Stupid and his Mom, someone else came in, someone who bought nightmares to the Jedi: Qymaen jai Sheelal, now known as [glow=red,2,300]General Grievous[/glow]

"Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Soviet consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?" Grievous said to another mailman. "Uh, I better look in the manual." The Mail carrier said "Oh, the ignorance." Grievous Groaned, readying his Lightsabers when he saw Miss O'Leary "Wait a minute, I know that woman." He said "But from when? And in what capacity?" then she Remebered The Battle of Earth and Remeber who Miss O'Leary was. "It's her. At last!" Grievous said. "This book must be out of date: I don't see "Soviet", "Siam", or "autogyro'." The Mail Carrier said. "Well, keep looking!" The Cyborg General yelled and turned to see Miss O'Leary gone "So close." he said.

end of Chapter Four.

[Cobrawolf]

spikey said:

Now Grievous is involved and he wants Stupid's mom caught, thing are becoming more and more interesting, good job so far.

Thanks

[Cobrawolf]

Leaving again. Good Bye Mother Stupid.

Animeville Police Department

In a Room, Griveous sat in a Chair, Cheif Roy and Sheriff Sango were in it, as were two FBI Agents from L.A.

"Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office?" Asked Jane Tuesday, one of the agents, beside her was Will Stutton. "Absolutely! Who could forget such a monstrous visage? She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal. She is More like a Hutt then a Weasel!" Grievous said. Roy tried talking sense into The Cyborg General. "Uh, General? Phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago." Roy said, "Of course you'd say that...you have the brainpan of a Nerf Herder!" Grievous said, "no wonder Sesshomaru Replaced you with Sango!" Roy started crying.

"At any rate, the FBI will track down this mystery woman and put her behind bars." Stutton said.

Back in Toon Town, The Toon Patrol and the others were lissening to Miss O'Leary play her guitar when a knock came at the door. "Quick, hide!" Smart Ass said.

The Person continued pounding at the door then it finaly came open and in came Dumbbell O'Leary. "No door is going to keep me from my meddling!" He said as he entered the house "Dummy?" Miss O'Leary said.

Mr. O'Leary was in Shock when he heard her voice "What the -- Now here's a piece of bad news." He said. "Oh, Dummy, you've aged terribly." Miss O'Leary said. Mr O'Leary soon turned to Her. "What do you expect? You left me to raise the boy on my own!" "I _had_ to leave! But you didn't have to tell Stupid I was dead!" Miss O'Leary said. Mr O'Leary soon turned his back on her "It was either that, or tell him his mother was a wanted criminal! You were a rotten wife, and I never, _ever_ forgive you!" He soon Stopped and turned back "Well, I tried! What's for supper?"

At The Taxi Station, Tuesday and Stutton were talking to a cab driver. "Yeah, I might have seen her." The Cabbie said. Stutton ws typeing on a Laptop. "Well, according to our computer aging program, she should look about..." He turned the Laptop around to show a Large 25. "25 years older" "Yeah, I seen her!" The Cabbie Said, "That is to say, I saw her."

Later the Two were joined by Grievous, Sango and a few battle droids at the Grave Yard in L.A. "Yep, I saw her. That is to say, I seen her. She seemed like a nice lady." Grim said. "Well, that nice lady set the cause of biological warfare back thirty years!" Yelled Grievous. "We're only now finally caught up."

"Two more ladies come by earlier that day." Grim said "One was real pretty, t'other, sort of Gothic."

In The Ami-Yumi House, The Two FBI Agents, Sango and Grievous were talking to Ami and Yumi. "Ma'am, we're going to need your assistance in locating this individual." Tuesday said to Ami, who was giggling "Oh, I'm fresh. Don't you want to play "Good cop, bad cop"?"

"Ma'am, we're all good cops." Tuesday said, "I don't think she has no intention of playing the good cops." Sango said. "Ew." Tuesday soon said, when Grievous got mad. "Look, we know you bought the tombstone, we know the fugitive visited that tombstone." Grievous said "Whose tombstone was it?!" "Just lift up your coffee cups and see." Yumi said as they lifted their cups and saw that the Table was not a Table. "Oh My Kami!" Sango said.

Bak with the Toon Patrol, The Group, with Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Misato, Asuka, Iron Mouse, Dumbbell and Bloo were eating supper "Miss O'Leary ," Sarah Said, "have you ever thought about moving back to Toon Town?" "Uh, You could live with pa again." Stupid said, the everyone laughed., even Dumbbell laughed "Oh, I'm a living joke." He said "You know, I bet we all have good times ahead." Smart Guy said, just as te phone rang and Iron Mouse went to get it. "You know, Smart Guy it might be nice to rest for awhile" Miss O'Leary said when Iron muse soon came back.

"Yo, Stu, Someone wants you on the Phone." The Animate said. Stupid soon went to the Phone "Uh, Hello?" He said. The Voice soon answered "You must get your mother out of Toon Town." The Voice, clearly Female, said, "General Grievous is marching into Toon Town to Capture her"

and who ever it was was right, as many Toons started running as the Separatist Army was Invading Toon Town, heading for The Weasel Side of the town. Grievous was on his tank, plugging in a CD with 'Battle of The Heroes' "I've been waiting 25 years for this moment." He told Inuyasha and Sango. "Finaly, We get to Take over Toon Town!" Inuyasha said, only to get a 'Sit' from far way in Animeville. Then the CD suddenly changed to 'Mr. Roboto' "Oops," one Droid said, I recorded on that disc."

Soon the Army was battering down the door, Battle Droids attacking and blasting up the place. "Freeze!" They said as The Toons and Anime in the House were trying to escape. Dumbbell tried distracting them "All right, I admit it: I am the Lindbergh baby. Waah! Waah! Goo goo. I miss my fly-fly dada." "Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?" Inuyasha asked.

"Hey, The Coat bpy is running." One Droid said and they soon all targeted Kenny and shot him dead. "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!" Stand said, "You Clunkers!" Kyle yelled "She is not Here!" Grievous soon yelled.

Somewhere in The California Desert, Stupid and His Mother were running. "Made it, Finally." She said. "It's all thanks to our anonymous tipster." Stupid said, "But who was She? And why did she tip us off?" "Who knows?" Miss O'Leary said as a Van Pulled up "Well, there's my ride. The underground awaits." She said as the two Weasels Hugged " Duh At least this time, I'm awake for your goodbye." Stupid said, crying a bit. "Oh. Remember, whatever happens, you have a mother, and she's truly proud of you." Miss O'Leary said.

"YO! Hurry up, man. This electric van only has twenty minutes of juice left!" a Hippie said as Miss O'Leary soon walked into The Van "Don't forget me!" Stupid said "Don't worry, Homer: you'll always be a part of me." She said, then she hit The Doorframe "D'oh!"

As the Van Drove off, Stupid watched the road, all the while, Sango, on her Cat-Demon Friend Kirara, came up to him. "Hey, Stu, want a lift?" She asked.

Soon the Demond Hunter, The Cat-Yokai and The Weasel head back to Toon Town, with Sango Remembering how Miss O'Leary cured her asthma that was keeping her out of the academy.

and How She repay her by saving her form Grievous.....Twice.

The end