Kidnapping of Smartass's daughter

[netske]

KIDNAPPING OF SMARTASS’S DAUGHTER
It’s my first fic about weasels. I’m sorry if the prologue is too long. BTW, Kijana belongs to Spikey and Hiladino, Elijah, Tatiana and Denisse belong to Weaselsrock.
PROLOGUE
October the 3rd. Smartass’s home. All members of the family were sitting at the table and having breakfast.
- Please, pass me some cookies, Liza – asked Darren, Smartass younger son
- OK – answered Liza, Smartass favourite daughter
And she passed to Darren a table with five cookies.
- It’s too little for me – said Darren
- You asked me to pass some cookies for you, not all the cookies – said Liza very quetly
- You are greedy teenager – yelled Darren
- Shut up, stupid – yelled Liza
- Stop to argue with each other, children – said Smartass
- Ok, lets talk about pleasant things – said Rose, Smartass wife – Liza, what are you going to sing at Pool Bar on Saturday?
- Well, I’m going to sing Lene “Its your duty”, Dragonette “I get around”, and some song of Russian groups – Serebro “Song#1” and Netske “I’ll throw the joker tonight”.
- And your friends will go to your concert, won’t they.
- Yes, mom. Kijana, Hiladino, Tatiana, Denisse, Elijah, Elena, Marianna, Keisha, Mateu, Angela, Max, Marty, Peggy, Tommy, Nina, Phil, Alex, Sid, Dacia, Michelle, Mellanie, Dan and Jennifer promised to come. And, maybe another my friends will come.
Smartass looked on the watch.
- Its 7:30! OH, MY GOD! Children, hurry up, or you’ll be late for school.
- Ok, dad, but I need to paint my lips by my lipstick. I must to be beautiful – said Liza.
- Honey, you are beautiful by your nature – said Smartass
- Thanks. Ok, Darren and I are going to school now. Mom, Dad, Hips, Polina, bye-bye.
- Mom, please, don’t forget to walk Hips and Polina – said Darren
TOON TOWN STATE SCHOOL

The school yard. Liza, Tatiana, Jennifer and Kijana were talking.
- Liza, Shenzi has broken her leg, so I can’t go to your concert. I’m very sorry. – said Kijana
- Ok, It doesn’t matter – Liza said to her friend.
- And we’ll send you a video of the cocert – said Tatiana
- Ok, thank you very much. Liza, you’re a real friend.- Kijana hugged Liza
- Don’t mention it. – said Liza
- Hi, Liza – Alex, Psycho’s son, came to the girls
- Alex, why you didn’t answer my SMS yesterday? – asked Liza angrily – Or you were playing patty-cake with someone else?
She looked angrily at her boyfriend.
- No, Liza, I helped Dacia in the garden. I cant play patty-cake with another girls ‘cause I love my Honey Bunny, Elizabeth Madonna Apple Sanders
- I love you too, Alex. And, please, don’t call me Funny Bunny.
Suddenly Sasha, a female rat with orange fur, yellow eyes and brown hair, came to the friends.
- Well, well, well, Sanders is talking to her friends-loosers. – said Sasha with sarcasm
- Don’t make bad things with her – said Jennifer
Sasha looked at her.
- Nobody asked you, the poor orphan
Jennifer cryed.
- Hey, stop to abuse her, Sasha, or I’ll tell Mss Zuski, what you have stolen her diamond beads from her bag. I have seen you then. – said Liza
Suddenly Mrs Birdy, a big old white bird and the director of school came.
- Ok, Alexandra Doom, you must leave school right now. And if you won't return the beads by the end of the week, I'll call the police.
- Liza, you’ll remember it. – yelled Sasha, leaving school
- We’ll see it. – said Liza quetly and smiled
- Elizabeth, you have a kind heart, as you father, David, has. You are the proud of our school – said Mrs Birdy
- Please, don’t mention it, Mrs Birdy.
- Thank you, Liza – said Jennifer after she stopped crying – You’re my best friend
- I always get ready to help my friends.
The bell rang, and the lessons started.
AT THE DOOM’S FACTORY, THE RESIDENSE OF OUR MAIN VILLANS
- Liza, Liza, Liza, I only hear it! – Sasha was yelling
- What can we do? – asked Ann, a fat white furred black and red haired and black eyesed rat, who was Sasha’s main assistant.
- I have an Idea. – said Sasha – You’ll go to the Sanders’ home right now, get to Liza’s room and put these beads there. Smartass will blame his daughter and they will argue with each other. Then we’ll kidnap her and threat the weasels to bring us 1000000$ or we’ll kill her. Of course, they won’t have enough money, and we’ll kill her. It will be very heartbroken for Smartass, and he’ll remember my father’s death an he’ll be very sorry for it. But It would be late.
- But we can kidnap Darren, Liza’s brother. – asked Ann
- No, we’ll kidnap Liza ‘cause she is Smartass’s pet – answered Sasha
- Pet? But his pet are his cats – Hips and Polina, and Liza is his daughter, boss – said Ann
Sasha swalloped her.
- You are the dumbest creature I’ve ever meet! Liza is his pet ‘cause he loves her more than Darren. Oh, if only dad could see me. I’m genious!!!! – and Sasha started to laught evily.
To be contuned…

[weaselsrock]

Kool chapter.Please put the next chapter up soon!!

[netske]

CHAPTER 1

5:00 pm. Smartass's home. Smartass, Liza. Darren, Hips and Polina were watching TV - Charlies Angels Soap Opera. Rose was cleaning Liza's room.
- Hey, guys, Polina and I have a wonderful news. - said Hips
- OH, its great. Tell us about it. - asked Liza
- Well, Im going to gave birth to kittens soon, and Hips would become father - said Polina
- Its wonderful! - said Liza
Suddenly Rose ran out of Liza's room, holding a diamond beads, and shouted:
- DAVID, LOOK WHAT I HAVE FOUND IN LIZA'S ROOM!!!!! MISS ZUSKI'S BEADS!!! DO YOU REMEMBER, LIZA TOLD YOU ABOUT IT!?
- Darren, go to your room and take Hips and Polina with you. - ordered Smartass
Darren left the living room with Polina and Hips.
Smartass looked angrily at Liza.
- Liza, when did you stole them?
- I didnt stole the beads, you know it. - said Liza with some fear in her voice.
- Elizabeth Sanders, say when did you stole your class teacher's beads?
- Dad, I didnt stole them.
- I CANT BELIEVE IT! MY DAUGHTER IS A STOLER! - yelled Smartass.
- WELL, I DIDNT STOLE THINGS, BUT, PROBABLY, I WILL! - yelled Liza
- YOU ARE HOME-ARRESTED, MISS! - yelled Smartass
- YOU'RE TE WORST FATHER IN THE WORLD! - yelled Liza
And Smartass swalloped her. Liza cryed and ran to her room.

IN A HALF OF AN HOUR

Liza came in Darren's room.
- Darren, ts, Darren.
Darren came to his sister.
- Yes.
- Darren, please, help me. Please, go to my room, put some big cloth on your head and body, and pretend what you are me and you're sleeping, and I'll go to Marianna. I'll be back in the morning.
- Ok.
Darren went to Liza's room, and Liza ran away threw the vindow.

ON THE MAIN STREET

Liza was walking threw the street and thinking:
- Well, how can I prove to my parents what I did't stolen the beads? I think, Marianna will help me. She also saw Sasha taking the beads, and she made photos of her. I'll show the photos and my parents will believe me. Ok, Sasha, I'm cleverer than you! Ha-ha! I hope Marianna didn't delete photos from her mobile telephone.
Suddenly somebody hitted her head by steel stick. Liza closed her eyes and fell down.
- Ok, take the girl! - said somebody with Sasha's voice.
It was really Sasha! She and Ann took Liza, sat in the car and drove away.

[netske]

I have corrected the prologue and the 1st chapter. I hope I won't do it with my next chapter

CHAPTER 2

Smartass's house, 7:30 pm. Rose and Smartass were talking in the living room.
- David, do you really think that Liza could stole the beads? - asked Rose
- I don't really know it - answered Smartass - the beads were in her room.
- But some of her friends could leave it.
- Yes, Rose, probably you're right. Probably, I was too strict to her.
Suddenly the doorbell rang. Smartass opened the door. Roger Rabbit was standing at the door.
- Hi, neighbour - said Smartass.
- You argued with your daughter about the beads. I heard your voices. Smartass, I need to say you: Liza didnt do it. Alexandra Doom stole the beads. Liza and Marianna saw her, and Marianna made Sasha's photos on her mobile telephone and send to my daughter, Caroline, by MMS. Do you remember Caroline?
- Yes, I do. She makes friends with my daughter, but she studyes in parralell class.
The human girl with blonde hair and green eyes came to Roger.
- Dad, I have printed Sasha's MMS's by my computer. Uncle Smartass can watch them. - said Caroline
Smartass took the photos. There was Sasha, taking beads from the bag on the photos.
- But how could the beads get to Liza's room? -asked Smartass
- I saw fat rat getting to Liza's room threw the window.
- Ok, thank you, Roger.
- Not at all.
And Smartass closed the door and ran to Liza's room.

AT LIZA'S ROOM
Smartass saw Darren
- Where is your sister?
- She is at Marianna's
Suddenly Smartass's mobile phone rang.
- HI to everyone! - said Sasha - Your daughter is at me. You must bring me 1000000$ to the factory by the noon or I'll kill her.
To be contuned

[netske]

Thank you, Spikey. You're my friend. Simpley, I was afraid that I wont be allowed to use the forum. There was written about drugs in the rules. BTW I like the new version with the beads more. I'll upload the next chapter soon.

[netske]

I hope, Veggirl'll forgive me and she'll allow me to use this board after this. I really sorry about it.

[netske]

CHAPTER 3

After Sasha's threat Smartass called to his boss, Nicolay.
- Hallo! Annabelle, is that you? Please, call Boss to the telephone.
Hallo, Boss. Please, call my guys. I need their help! My daughter is kidnapped!
- Ok, Smartass, I'll call your guys and tell them to go to my office right now.
And Nicolay ordered:
- Annabelle, call to Psycho, Greasy, Stupid and Wheezy, and tell them to go to my office immidiantly.

PSYCHO'S HOME
Psycho and his children, Dacia, Michelle, Sid and Alex were sitting in the living-room when Psycho's mobile telephone called.
- Hallo. Is that you, Annabelle? What? Very importaint? Ok, I'll be at your office in a half of an hour.
- What's wrong, dad - asked Michelle
- Smartass's daughter was kidnapped.
- Liza! - yelled Alex - Dad, can I go with you?
- No, Alex. Dacia, look after the children.
- Good
- Sid, call to your mom and say that I've left for work.
- Ok

TOON PATROL BASE, NICOLAY'S OFFICE

- Ok, guys - started Nicolay - Smartass's daughter was kidnapped by Sasha Doom. Sasha called to Smartass and told to bring her 1000000$ today by noon or she'll kill Elizabeth.
- But what can we do? - asked Brix, Nicolay's help - We don't have enough money.
- My daughter will die, and this is my fault. If only I didn't blame her for these stupid beads! - said Smartass. He was ready to cry.
Stupid wanted to say something but suddenly he shuted his mouth.
- What are you going to say, Stupid? - asked Brix
- Duh...I have an idea.
- Idea? Our Stupid has an idea? I can't believe it! - said Greasy with sarcasm
Psycho started to laugh.
- Stop to abuse him, Greasy. - said Wheezy - Maybie, his idea is good and it can help to rescue Liza.
- What's an idea? - asked Smartass
- Well, we can go to my friends, Slimey and Flasher. They can make "Funny money" very fast and we'll bring money on time.
- It's a very good idea, Stupid. You're not so stupid. - said Nicolay
- I LIKE YOUR IDEA!!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH, STUPID!!!!! - yelled Smartass and hugged Stupid.
- Please, don't mention it. - Stupid blushed
- Ok, guys, we need to go to Slimey and Flasher right now! Let's go!

To be continued...

[netske]

CHAPTER 4

The weasels were standing at the door of an old house. Stupid rang. Two weasels opened the door.
- Slimey, Flasher! - yelled Stupid
- Michael! - yelled Slimey, black and white furred weasel.
- How many years we didnt see you! - yelled Flasher, a black furred weasel in green cap.
They hugged Stupid.
- And I'd like you to know my friends. This is Greasy, and this is Psycho, and this is Wheezy, and this is Boss.
- You can call me Smartass since this moment, Stupid. Greasy, Psycho and Wheezy, you can call me Smartass too.
- Nice to meet you, guys. - said Flasher and Slimey.
- Nice to meet you too. - said our weasels
- We need your help. - said Stupid to his old friends - Smartass's daughter was kidnapped some hours ago, and the kidnapper told us to bring 1000000$ today by noon. And you can do "Funny Money" very fast.
- Please, dont say any more. Veronica, bring me a 5$ cupure! - said Slimey
- Lola, bring me my printer! - said Flasher
Two poddle girls came in the room. A grey furred and red haired puddle gave the cupure to Slimey, and grey furred and dark-grey haired puddle gave the printer to Flasher.
- Michael, this is my girlfriend, Veronica - said Slimey, poining at the grey furred and red haired puddle.
- Hi! - said Veronica
- And this is Lola. She is Veronica's twin. - said Flasher, pointing at grey furred and dark-grey haired puddle.
- How do you do? - said Lola
- Oh, and I have a girlfriend too, but now she is my wife. Her name is Ginger, and she is a weasel.
And Stupid gave a photo to Slimey and Flasher. There was Stupid's and Ginger's wedding day on the photo.
- Whow, what a nice brunet! - yelled Flasher.
- She suits you very well. - said Slimey
- *cought-cought* Exuse me, can I smoke there. My wife Kira doesn't allow me to smoke at home. - said Wheezy
- Of course, you can - said Slimey
And Wheezy started to smoke.
- Ok, guys, let's start making the money - said Flasher.
He putted a cupure in the printer and pressed a button.

IN FIVE MINUTES

- Ok, guys, there is 1000000$, how you asked. - said Slimey and gave a bag with money to Smartass
- Thank you very much. - said Smartass
- Not at all. Well, you must go. You only have an hour. I hope, you won't be late and Smartass's daughter will be rescued. - said Flasher
- Good bye. - said our weasels to their new friends.
- Bye-bye - said Veronica
- It was nice to meet you - said Lola
- Hope to see you later - said Slimey
- Say hello to your wives and children - said Flasher

AT DOOM'S FACTORY, THE LAST FLOOR

- Where am I? - said Liza and opened her eyes. She was sitting on the chair and her hands were tied.
- Hi, Elizabeth. - said Sasha with sarcasm.
- Sasha?
- Yes, Elizabeth. You are kidnapped. I told your father to bring me a lot of money to rescue you.
- My dad will find money.
- But I'm going to kill you throught thik and thin. And Smartass wil remember father's death.
- You're evil and cruel woman, Sasha. You look like Judge Doom.
- Thank you for compliment. I told you that you'll rememer how I left school.
And Liza kicked Sasha. Ann started to laught
- Stop laughtng! - yelled Sasha and swalloped Ann. - One day you're gonna to die from laugh.
At this moment an idea came to Liza's head.
Suddenly, a grey furred and yellow haired cat came into the room.
- Boss, the weasels have come. They have a bag with money in it. I said them to stay on the first floor. - she said to Sasha
- Great. Ann, look after girl. Call Bridget if you need some help. She will be in the next room.
After that Sasha and the cat left the room.
- Hey, Ann! - said Liza
- Yes - said Ann
- I know that you like Tokio Hotel band. And I'd like to sing you their songs before my death. But you need to untie my hands first, ok?
- Ok
And Ann untied Liza's hands. After that Liza swalloped her very strongly. Ann fell on the floor, and Liza told her some anecdotes, which Valiant told to weasels in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit". Ann was laughing.
- Bridget! - yelled Ann after last anecdote and died, and her devil falled threw the floor.
The grey fured and yellow haired cat ran in the room. She put her pistol to Liza's head. Liza's heart started to beat very fast.
- This is the end.- whispered Bridget and shooted Ann. There was a dip in the pistol, and Ann was dipped.
- You...helped me? - said Liza surprisely
- Yes, I did - said Bridget - I'm not bad. Simpley I'm an orphain. My parents died in the accidant, and I left alone. Sasha promised to help me. I'm very sorry.
- Dont worry, Bridget. You're my friend. - said Liza - And now, lets go to the first floor. We must help my dad and dip Sasha.
After that Liza took Ann's steel stick, Bridget spoied some dip in her pistol, and the girls left the room and ran to the first floor.

To be continued...

[netske]

Thank you. I'll try to upload next chapter soon.

[netske]

CHAPTER 5

11:55 pm. Doom's factory, the first floor. Sasha came in the main hall.
- Hi, guys. You have brung money, don't you?
- Yes, we did. Now, tell where is Liza. - said Smartass
Sasha gave the bag.
- He-he-he! You're foolish weasel. Your daughter will die threw thik and thin.
Smartass took his pistol, Greasy took his switchblade, Psycho took his razor, Stupid took his baseball bat and Wheezy took his machine gun.
- WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER? - asked Smartass seriously - ANSWER, LADY, OR YOU'LL DIE!
- He-he! You and your guys can't kill me. You can kill my guys by your weapoons, but not me. There is only one way to kill me. Ok guys, come on! - ordered Sasha.
And the group of rats ran in the room, and the fight started.
- I'll handle this one - said Greasy and his switchblade hurted one of the rat.
- Time to kill the rats, he-he-he. - said Psycho and his razor hurted another rat.
- You're bad boys. You must be punished. - said Stupid and his bat hurted the third rat
- *cought-cought* I always remember Madonna's "Die another day" on these moments.- said Wheezy and his gun hurted 5 rats.
- Get it! - said Smartass and his pistol hurted the rat.
After a long fight all of the rats were died, but Sasha stayed alive.
- My father, Judge Doom died, and its your fault. Die, the killer! - yelled Sasha.
She took her pistol and she was ready to shoot, when someone hurted her head by the steel stick and Sasha fell down on the floor.
It was Liza!
- Bridget, come on! - yelled she, and Bridget dipped Sasha.
- Honey! - said Smartass, and there were tears in his eyes.
- Dad, please forgive me!
- Forgive me too. - said Smartass and hugged his daughter.
- Ok, if today is the day of forgiving... - said Greasy - Stupid, forgive me for abusing you today.
- It doesnt matter - said Stupid
- Ok...friends? - asked Greasy
- Friends. - said Stupid
They shooke their hands.
- By the way, - said Liza - this is my new friend, Bridget.
- Nice to meet you - said Bridget
- Me too - said Smartass - Ok, lets come home. By the way, Liza, you're going to sing Serebro's and Netske's songs on Russian, arent you?
- Yes, I do, I know Russian very well.
- That's my girl.
And the company sat in the Toon Patrol car and rode away.

THE END

See my next fic - Weasels Full Throttle. What's the story about? What secret does Stupid have? Why he doesnt want Ginger to know it? Will Ginger contune to love him very much if she knows the secret? See my next fic

[netske]

Well, I tryed to make battle in my story. What about Sasha, only she can be dipped 'cause she is boss. Ann died from laugh 'cause she is Sasha's main assistant. And another rats can be killed by weapoons.
But I'm glad that you liked my story. I'll try to start writing "Weasels Full Throttle" as soon as possible.

[netske]

Thank you. And Sasha and Ann won't be in my future fic.
What about rats, they were real, but they were mutants which were grown in laboratory.