Weasels: Full Throttle

[netske]

This is my second fic.

THE PROLOGUE

June the 30th. 7:05 am. Stupid's flat.
- Wake up, my Honey Bunny. - said Ginger, trying to wake up Stupid.
Stupid got up.
- Good morning, Ginger - said Stupid and kissed his wife.
At this moment Tonia, Marty, Peggy, Ned and Angela ran in the room.
- Good morning, mom and dad! - yelled children.
- Good morning, children. - said Ginger
- Good morning, Angela. And Ned. And Peggy. And Marty. And Tonia. - said Stupid.
- Its a wonderful day. The summer holidays start tomorrow. - said Angela
Suddenly Stupid's mobile telephone rang.
- Hallo! Oh, hi, Annabelle! Ok, Im leaving right now.
- You have a new mission again, dont you? - asked Ginger
- Yes, my love. Im sorry I cant spend your out-working day with you and our children. - said Stupid
- Relax, Michael, it doesnt matter. - said Ginger -There'll be a lot of out-working days in my life. By the way, breakfast is in your bag.
- Thank you, dear. Ok, guys, good-bye. Children, listen to your mom. And Ned, please, dont take your brother's walkman without his permission.
And Stupid left his flat.

TOON PATROL BASE, NICOLAY'S OFFICE.

- Ok, guys. I have a new mission for you. - started Nicolay
- What's the mission? - asked Stupid
- Somebody stolen 2 titan braceletes that when put together in a special machine will display a list of all individuals in the witness protection program. The guard of the braceletes was killed today at 1:00 am in his house. I heard that all Toon Town baddies are going to by the baceletes to kill witness. You task is to find the stoler.
- Don't worry, Boss. We got deformants all over the town. We'll find him. - said Smartass - Ok guys, one with all.
- And all with one - said Wheezy, Stupid, Greasy and Psycho and shook their hands with Smartass
- Remember, guys, the lifes of Toons are in danger, and you must catch the main villan and his assistents. Well, you must go. Start with looking at the guard's flat. This is the adress. - said Nicolay and gave an andress paper to the weasels.

[weaselsrock]

Kool!!!A sequel!!!

[netske]

CHAPTER 1

10:35 am. The flat of the titan braceletes's guard. A body of an old wild pig is lying on the floor of the living room.
- Ok, mugs, what are we having at the moment? - asked Smartass
- There is a hole in his head. Probably, he was shooted. - said Greasy
- *cough-cough* I've found his passport. Name: German Comiski. Species: Pig. - said Wheezy
- The passport can't help us. By the way, we have all this facts in German's full profile that Boss gave to us. - said Smartass, smoking he cigar.
- Hey, guys, just look what I've found! - yelled Stupid - A ticket to the extreme bike club! I dont think he likes biking.
- Well, this fact isnt mentioned in his profile in "Hobbies" category. - said Psycho, looking at the profile.
- So, the killer and the stoler is the biker. Stupid, you're genious! Ok, guys, we should show it to Boss. Lets go! - ordered Smartass.
- Ok, Boss! - yelled the weasels.
- Guys, I asked you to call me Smartass. Nicolay is our only boss. And if one of you calls me Boss again, I'll stop to talk to you. - said Smartass
- We're sorry. - said the weasels.
And the company left the flat

TOON PATROL BASE, NICOLAY'S OFFICE, 1:00 PM

- Yes, the killer and the stoler is the biker. Your ideas are right. - said Nicolay, looking at the ticket.
- Stupid found it. - said Psycho
- Well, Stupid is a very smart guy. - said Brix
At this moment Annabelle, Nicolay's secretary and Brix's twin sister entered the office.
- This is your coffee, Boss - said Annabelle and putted a cup on the table - By the way, well done, Stupid
- Thank you - said Stupid
- Ok, we should go to the extreme biker's club. But how can we get there? We dont have tickets. - said Psycho.
- Cheer up! - said Annabelle - My brother can help you
- Yes - said Brix - My friend works in the club, so you get there for free.

EXTREME BIKER'S CLUB

Bix and the weasels came to the gates and met a dog with red scarf and dark glasses.
- Dodger! - yelled Brix
- Brix! - yelled Dodger - Nice to meet you again, the old man!
They shook their hands.
Suddenly a hyena came to the gates.
- Where is the ticket? - asked Dodger
- A ticket? Ok. - said hyena, but he couldnt find the ticket.
- Duh, is that your ticket? - asked Stupid and took the ticket out of his bag
- Oh, it's really mine. Thank you! - said the hyena, took the ticket and entered the gates.
- Ok, Dodger, my friend are going to ride a bike, but they dont have tickets... - started Brix
- Please, dont say any more! - said Dodger - Welcome to the club, guys!
After that our weasels entered the gates and took five bikes.
- Ok, guys, we should take the hyena. - said Stupid - He has a red bike.
- Lets go. - said Smartass
And weasels drove to the hyena. But hyena saw them and drove away.
- He is running away! - yelled Psycho
And the hyena took the pistol and started to shoot.
- Oh no, we'll die! - yelled Greasy
- Shut up, Greasy! - said Wheezy
- I have and idea. - said Stupid
He drove very close to the hyena, took his dip pistol and dipped the hyena.
- Thank you, Stupid. - said Smartass
- Not at all, Smartass - said Stupid and took a pocket out of hyena's bag.
There was written "A SHORT LIST OF WITNESS" on the pocket. Weasels took some photos out of the pocket and started to look at them.
- Wait a minute! - yelled Psycho - This is Stupid's photo. And there is written...WILBURG ZAAS???!!!!!
Smartass, Greasy, Psycho and Wheezy looked at Stupid surprisely. Stupid blushed.
To be contuned...

[netske]

CHAPTER 2

Toon Patrol base, Nicolay's office, 3:00 pm
- Wilburg Zaas? - asked Psycho
- Yes - said Stupid
- But you are Michael Newman. - said Greasy
- I became Michael Newman when I became a member of witness protection program. My real name was Wilburg Zaas.
- Please, tell your story. - asked Brix
- Ok. - said Stupid and started his story:
- When I was 19, I was in love with one girl, Madison Brown. But one day, during our last dating, she killed a toon. And she told me to keep quet, or she'll kill me. But I told the truth to the Judge. Madison was sent to the prison, and I became Michael Newman instead Wilburg Zaas.
Brix: Ok, wait. Wilburg Zaas?
Stupid: Yes
Brix: Wilburg Zaas. So where does that name come from originally? Is that ass-tralian?
Stupid: Yeah.
Psycho: Oh, my God, you must have been the butt of every joke.
Greasy: Did you drive an Ass-ton Martin?
Smartass: Guys, we're being ass-inine.
Stupid: Yes, yes you are.
Wheezy: Don't worry, Stupid. We're still going to be your best butties.
And the weasels hugged Stupid.
Nicolay: If the violet'll change its name, it will smell as sweet as under it's real name.
Stupid: Annabelle, what can you say?
Annabelle: Im not interested if Wilburg's ass is safe, I'm worried about ass of Michael Newman aka Stupid.
Stupid: Thank you, Annabelle.
- Hey, guys, look at it! - yelled Psycho, holding a card - A key of "Sam's jewelly" factory! Its a gangsters' factory!
- So, we should go to the factory. It closes at 6:00 pm. Let's go. By the way, thank you, Brix. - said Smartass
- Not at all. - Brix blushed

SAM'S FACTORY, 6:10 PM

- Ok, guys, how do our braceletes look like? - said Smartass
- I know. - said Stupid - There will be a note "PRIVATE THING, DONT TOUCH" on the braceletes.
He opened the box with a sign "BRACELETES" and took 2 titan braceletes from it. There was the note "PRIVATE THING, DONT TOUCH" on them.
- Probably, Wilburg Zaas was cool. - said Smartass
- But how could we live without Michael Newman aka Stupid?! - yelled Greasy, Psycho and Wheezy and smiled. Stupid blushed.
- Ok guys, I think, we should leave this plase. - he said
They were going to leave the factory, but a group of toon opossums entered the room.
- Not so fast! - yelled a light-yellow haired and white furred girl opossum.
- Madison? - asked Stupid surprisely.
- Yes, Wilburg. Your ass is still so nice. - said Madison with sarcasm
- What do you need? - asked Stupid
- Well, I want you to become my boyfriend again. - answered Madison
- He'll never be yours again! - yelled Psycho - He has a wife! Her name is Ginger, and they are happy!
Smartass swalloped Psycho:
- "Thank you", idiot!
- So, give me the braceletes then. - said Madison
Stupid gave the braceletes to her.
- But dont loose them 'cause we're going to take them back very soon. - he said.
- We'll see it. Ok guys, kill them! - ordered Madison.
And opossums started the battle.
- Lets teach them the lesson - said Smartass
After a long fight all of the opossums were hurted by weasels' weapoon, but they were still alive.
- Run away, guys! - ordered Smartass and the weasels ran away. But Stupid fell on the ground 'cause his shoeleases were untied.
- If you wont be my love again and help me, I'll kill Ginger and your guys! - yelled Madison. Stupid stood up and sat in the car.

SMARTASS'S HOUSE, 8:00 PM
Smartass was sitting on the sofa when Liza entered the living room. There was a white evening dress, a diamond diademme and white shoes on her.
- Bye, Dad, I'm going on school ball.
- You're going to be a queen of the ball, arent you?
- Yes, and Alex is going to be a king.
- Bye, dear. - said Smartass and kissed his daughter.
And Liza left the house.

AT THIS TIME IN WHEEZY'S FLAT.
- Albert, whats wrong? - asked Kira, Wheezy's wife.
- I've know something about Stupid. His real name is... - started Wheezy
- I know this story. It was my first work as the public posecutor. - said Kira - But how could Madison ran away from the prison?
- I don't know. - said Wheezy - And the braceletes are still at hers. She also threatened Stupid.
- He doesnt want Ginger to know it, does he?
- No, he doesnt. He's afraid that she'll leave him after this.
- Ginger loves Stupid, and she'll be with him threw thik and thin. I think you and your guys'll catch Madison tomorrow. Good night, honey.
And Kira turned out the lamp.
To be contuned...
By he way, there'll be a surprise in my next chapter.

[netske]

CHAPTER 3

July, the 1st. 8:00 am. Toon Patrol Base, Nicolay's office. Smartass, Greasy, Psycho and Wheezy entered the office and saw...a note on the table. Smartass took the note and started to read it aloud:
"DEAR GUYS,
MADISON TOLD ME TO BECOME HER BOYFRIEND AGAIN AND HELP HER OR SHE'LL KILL YOU AND GINGER. PLEASE, FORGIVE ME, AND TELL GINGER THAT I'LL ALWAYS LOVE HER. ALWAYS YOUR, STUPID."
- Oh no, he was frightened about us and Ginger. - said Psycho.
- What can we do? - asked Wheezy
- Dont worry, guys, we'll find the way. - said Nicolay
At this time Annabelle entered the room:
- I've found some imformation about Madison in Internet. - she said, giving some papers to Brix.
- Name: Madison Brown. Age: 28 years old. Species: opossum. Was sent to the prison in 19 years old by the public prosecutor, Kira Verjak (now Kira Foray), for killing a toon. She was to be in prison for 10 years, but she was allowed to leave the prison earlier for her good behavior. Now she lives in "Sam's jewelly" factory. - read Brix aloud.
- Thank you, Annabelle. So, we must go to the factory to rescue Stupid and save our braceletes. Let's go! - ordered Smartass.
- By the way, I'm to return him 100$ that he lent to me. - said Greasy

AT THE MAIN STREET.

Kira was walking by the street when she met Ginger.
- Hi, Kira, did you see Michael? - asked Ginger. She was worryed.
- No. Probably, he went to work. - said Kira
- Oh, thank you. I'm worryed about him.
Ginger was going to go when Kira stopped her:
- Ginger, wait! I know why Stupid didnt have a girlfriend before he met you.
- Why?
Kira was going to tell the truth, that Ginger isnt Stupid's first love, but she didnt want to hurt her best friend, so she said.
- Because he dreamed that his first love will become his wife forever.
- Thank you very much, Kira! - said Ginger and hugged her friend.
- Not at all.

INK AND PAINT PUB

Ink and Paint pub. Donald and Duffy were fighting again. Stupid was sitting at the table.
- What would you like to drink? - a human Anime girl asked him.
- No, thank you, I dont want anything. - said Stupid. The girl left him.
- Hi, Stupid, can we sit next to you?
There were 4 Computer-Tooned pinguins.
- Skipper, Private, Kovalski and Ricko. Madagascar penguins. Hi, guys. Of course, you can. - said Stupid
The penguins sat next to him.
- Why are you so sad? - asked Skipper
- Well, I tryed to ran away from my past. But yesterday I had to meet it again. And the lifes of my friends, and my wife Ginger, and children, and the rest of toons are in danger. And this is my fault. - said Stupid. He was going to cry.
- Oh, this is a sad story. - said Private
- Cheer up, Stupid. Remember, that you can punish the villian. For another toons. For your friends. For your children. For Ginger. - said Skipper
- Ginger - said Stupid and took some photos out of his bag. There was Stupid's and Ginger's wedding on the first photo, there was their first kiss and first dating on the second photo and there was their family on the third photo.
- And call us if you need some help. We'll... - started Kovalsky
- KA-BOOM! - yelled Ricko
- Yes, we'll ka-boom the villians. - said Kovalsky
- Thank you, guys. - said Stupid and smiled.
- Not at all. Now, go. Good luck. Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave. - said Skipper
And Stupid left the pub.
To be contuned...

[netske]

Thank you. BTW, the butt jokes are from "Charlies angels".

[netske]

CHAPTER 4

Sam's factory. 1:00 pm. Smartass, Greasy, Psycho and Wheezy entered the factory.
- Oh, what a nice meeting! - said Madison with sarcasm
- Give us the braceletes and say: what you have done with Stupid? - said Smartass
- You mean, Wilburg? - asked Madison
Wheezy blowed a cigarette smoke in her face.
- At first, stop making a foolish-girl! At second, he is Michael Newman aka Stupid now! - yelled Smartass.
Suddenly someone hitted Madison's head by the baseball bat and Madison fell on the floor. It was Stupid!
- Hi, guys! I returned to help you in this difficult hour. - he said
At this moment Madison stood up and started to whistle, and the group of opossums ran in the room.
- Come on, lets go! - ordered Smartass.
The weasels took their weapoons, including dip pistols, and the fight started.
During this fight Madison catched Stupid, but he dipped her. After that Smartass asked the opossums using Spanish accent:
- Does anyone want to die like your Boss?
- No. - said opossum#1
- So give the braceletes
And the opossums gave the braceletes to our weasels.
- Ok, guys, run away! We must become good! - yelled opossum#2, and the gang left the factory.
- The braceletes are safed. Thank you, Stupid. - said the weasels and hugged him.
- Dont mention it. - said Stupid - What I must to do with Ginger?
- You'd better tell the truth. - said Wheezy
- She wont be angry with you. - said Psycho
- She'll even ask you why you didnt tell earlier about it. - said Greasy
- Because you can better handle with the problem with somebody,not alone. - said Smartass
- Thank you guys. Now, lets go.
And the company left the place.

[netske]

THE EPILOGUE

Stupid's house, 5 pm. Stupid entered the door, holding some flowers that he had in "Who framed Roger Rabbit", went to the 5th floor and rang the doorbell.
Ginger opened the door.
- Oh, hi, dear, come in. - she said. There was a red and white summer dress instead her regular suit on her, and there was love in her eyes and smile on her face.
Stupid came in.
- Oh, my favorite flowers! Thank you.
Ginger put the flowers in the vase.
- Ginger, I...must talk to you. - said Stupid.
Ginger sat on the sofa next to him.
- Ginger... Do you remember I always told you that you're my first love? So, it isn't true.
And Stupid told his story about him and Madison.
- Ginger, please, forgive me. But I was keeping quet 'cause I love you and I was afraid that I can loose you after it.
And he started to cry.
- Michael, please, stop. - Ginger was tryig to calm Stupid
But he was in hysteric, so she kissed him. And Stupid became calm.
- Michael, listen to me. - said Ginger - I falled in love with Michael Newman, not Wilburg Zaas. I got married with Michael Newman, not Wilburg Zaas. And the father of my children is Michael Newman, not Wilburg Zaas. So, my love is Michael Newman, not Wilburg Zaas.
- Really? - asked Stupid surprisely
- Michael, I love you by all my heart and I'll always love you. I'll never let you down even if Madison was your love before.
After that Ginger hugged and kissed Stupid, and he blushed and made eyes to her how he made them to Judge Doom in "Who framed Roger Rabbit" (if you remember "Toon Town is over da wall).
At this moment Stupid's mobile telephone called.
- Hallo! Oh, hi, guys! Yes, Ginger forgived me, so all is Ok.
- By the way. - said Ginger - My boss has retired today, so since today I'm the boss of my firm.
- Really! Cool! - yelled Stupid
- Our children are at cinema now, so we can have romantical dinner together right now. I've cooked your favorite cherry pie,
- Dear, Id like to ask you. I'm going to start the diet. How do yo look at it?
- Please, dont do it. Your round body suits to your childish face, and all this makes you nice.
And the couple kissed each other.

THE END

[weaselsrock]

Wow, are you going to write a sequel?

[netske]

I dont know.

[julayla]

Nice end. I hope you do another one one day.