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Post by The Forgoten One on Jan 23, 2011 22:04:50 GMT -5
funny
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Post by disneyplease on Feb 2, 2011 20:55:18 GMT -5
heres another one, but this time, the call is being made by my lil prankster OC, Veruca
Veruca: *calling the weasels on the pay phone*
Smartguy: Toon Patrol 'ere
Veruca: yeah Im calling for a foreign guy, first name: Takemy (take my), Last name: Clothesoff (clothes off)
Smartguy: Alright hang on a sec, Takemy Clothesoff, Hey Boys, I wannah Takemy Clothesoff!!!!
Other weasels: *laughing*
Smartguy: *growling*
Veruca: *laughing*
DisneyPlease!
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Post by theamericanmarten on Feb 2, 2011 22:18:02 GMT -5
Hahahaha, funny! ;D
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Post by PsychoJr on Feb 3, 2011 0:38:03 GMT -5
oh wow nice
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Post by The Forgoten One on Feb 3, 2011 0:39:03 GMT -5
hahaha
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Post by disneyplease on Feb 6, 2011 15:58:30 GMT -5
ok, heres another one by Veruca
Veruca: *calling the weasels with a pay phone while trying to hold back her giggles*
Smartguy: *answering the phone* Smartguy 'ere
Veruca: yeah Im calling for a dude from Europe, first name: Drinkfrom (drink from), last name: ThaToilet (the toilet)
Smartguy: ok just a sec, Drinkfrom ThaToilet, Drinkfrom ThaToilet, Hey Boys, I wannah Drinkfrom ThaToilet
Psycho: I'll get one for ya boss
other weasels: *laughing*
Smartguy: *growling then turning to the phone*, Oh it's you again, well listen an' listen good, If I ever find out who you are, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AN' SLICE YOU UP LIKE A FISH!!!!
Veruca: *laughing*
DisneyPlease!
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Post by theamericanmarten on Feb 6, 2011 16:52:52 GMT -5
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
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Post by The Forgoten One on Feb 6, 2011 16:54:47 GMT -5
that's not really funny
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Post by disneyplease on Feb 8, 2011 0:44:10 GMT -5
Veruca: *smirking* it's funny to me *laughs to herself*
DisneyPlease!
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Post by theamericanmarten on Feb 9, 2011 20:46:52 GMT -5
Me: (calling Smart A**)
Smarty: Hello, Toon Patrol Headquarters.
Me: Hello, I'd like to speak to Mr. Strap, first name Jauques.
Smarty: Okay, hold on. (to the others) Hey, guys! Is Jauques Strap there? Hey, I need a Jauques Strap! (the others start laughing)
Greasy: Eh, why do ya need jock strap, boss? Do you need to attract some ladies?!?
Me: (laughing hard)
Smarty: Listen, ya stupid little b**ch, if I ever find you, I swear that I will chop off your tongue and then grate it onto my spaghetti!!
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Post by disneyplease on Feb 9, 2011 21:32:30 GMT -5
XD HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DisneyPlease!
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Post by theamericanmarten on Feb 9, 2011 21:57:49 GMT -5
IKR? I cracked up when typing that!!!  ;D |
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Post by psychogirl on Oct 17, 2011 20:47:13 GMT -5
OH! OH! I got one!
Me: *calling Smarta** on the phone*
Smartguy: Toon Patrol headquarters 'ere.
Me: Hey I am looking for a friend of mine, Mr. Gay. First name: Ian.
Smartguy: Hang on... Ian Gay! Hey! Does anybody know Ian Gay?! IAN GAY?!
Greasy: Didn't know ya swung that way, boss!
All weasels and me: *Laughing*
Smartguy: *Growls* Listen, when I get my paws on you I'm gonna have fun rippin' out your spinal chord!!
Me: *giggling while hanging up the phone*
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Post by American Marten on Oct 17, 2011 21:20:02 GMT -5
XDDD
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Post by psychogirl on Oct 20, 2011 19:13:34 GMT -5
*Bows* I have another one, made it up myself, hope it's funny.
Me: *Calling Smartass*
SA: Smartass 'ere whatcha want?
Me: Hi, I'm looking for a foreign friend of mine, he usually goes by his full name. *Says slowly* Sunjuanta Jack Meove.
SA: Ok, hang on a sec. Sunjuanta Jack Meove! HEY! I need Sunjuanta Jack Meove!!!
Weasels: *Laughing hysterically*
SA: *Growls* You again, well listen here and listen closely! When I find you I'm gonna fray (Flay) you 'till nothin of your skin is there THEN dip you in Sulfuric acid!
Me: *Laughing still as hangs up* I can't believe he fell for that!
*Bows again* If someone didn't get it say it outloud.
SA: *Busts through the wall* There ya are, ya punk!
Me: Oops, well I better run!
SA: Get back here! *Firing at me* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
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;D 
