The Toon Patrol in "At War with The Imperial Army"

[Cobrawolf]

Disclaimer that I always Put into my Fics: I do not own The Toon Patrol. I do not own Star Wars. I do not own any Toon or Anime. I do not want any Green Eggs and Ham Sam I am (lol)

Cobrawolf Inc Presents

The Toon Patrol and The Three Hyenas

in

[glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left,300]AT WAR WITH THE IMPERIAL ARMY[/shadow][/glow]

Chapter one: You're in Palpatine's Army Now!

If you ever go to LA, you should go a few miles from Hollywood and See a Tunnel that Leads to Three Cities. The First is The Small City of Toon Town, were The Cartoons of The Western World Live and dance and have fun and also work for the Animation Companies of Hollywood, Here you might find Mickey Mouse, Buggs Bunny and others.

The Second is a Large City, Larger then New York and LA, more like Hong Kong or Tokyo, The Later being more like it. The City of Animeville, Home to The Animes of Japan.

But it its The third City that is more Awe Inspiring, The City has over two Hundred TRILLION Beings, and Beings I mean Alien Races along with Humans.........Welcome to Galactic City: Home of The Characters of The Star Wars Saga.

It was here that The Toon Patrol were trying to help Their Friends, The Hyenas out of a jam. The Hyenas had been Arrested by The Evil GALACTIC EMPIRE for one of The most Vile crimes on The Imperial Books of Law......Saleing PIXIE STICKS!

"Your Honor," Smart Ass said, talking to The Dark Lord of The Sith him self, Darth Vader. "These Toons have done nothing wrong, These Charges are wrong and illegal!" Vader looked at Smart Ass. "You should know, Weasel," Vader said, "That The Sale and Making of Pixie Sticks is illegal in The Imperial Controlled Part of Galactic City." The other Weasels watched as their Leader tried to save The Hyenas from The Punishment that they Knew Vader would give them: Death by Lightsaber.

"I hope Smarty can pull this off." Shenzi said to Gressy. "Otherwise We are going to be The Three Throw rugs in Palpatine's Office." "Don't Worry," Psycho said. "I don't Think Vader will have any choose but to let you guys go"

It seemed that Smart Ass might Be winning The Trial (Which They were The only ones with Vader and The Hyenas in The Court Room around)

then Stupid made The one Mistake you should never do.........Get Vader Pissed off.

"Duh.........that Mask is Ugly" Stupid said

Vader was now Mad.

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"Thanks alot, Stupid." Smart Ass said as The Weasels and The Hyenas were now in a Jail Cell "Uh..........you're Welcome" Stupid said, only to get Bopped in The Head by Smart Ass. "Well, Looks like The will be a Bunch of Hyena and Weasel Sink Throw Rugs in The Imperial Palace now." Banzai said. Ed Soon Laughed. "It is Not Funny, Ed." Banzai said.

Suddenly The Cail Door Opened and in Came Vader, with Two Stormtroopers flanking him. "The Hyenas are Free to Go." Vader said. The Hyenas Cheered along with The Weasels then Vader soon said "As for you Five!" He pointed at The Weasels, who stopped and Cowered in Fear. "I was going to Turn to into Throw Rigs, but That is More Mercy then Death"

The Weasels and The Hyenas didn like were this was going.

"Instead I Decided your Punishment to be wrose." Vader said, then He soon held out his Hand "Congrats, You Have Been Drafted."

"SAY WHAT!?!"

end of Chapter one

[Cobrawolf]

I had this Idea for some time now, hope you like it.

[julayla]

Uh oh. Looks like they've been drafted. I hate to see what patrol leaders they have.

[weaselsrock]

Stupid is so funny!!Please continue!!

[Veggirl]

STAR WARS!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Cobrawolf]

Anime, Toon or Star Wars Character Appearing in this Chapter.

General Maximilian Veers (Star Wars)
Sakura Shinguji (Sakura Wars)
Kyle Broflovski (South Park)
Sheila Broflovski (South Park)
Gerald Broflovski (South Park)
Asuka Langley Soryu (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Mint Aizawa (Tokyo Mew Mew)

Chapter Two: The 'Bad Luck' 13th Imperial Stromtrooper Legion

"Lord Vader, you can't Be serious!" General Veers said, hoping Vader was doing a Joke, But Darth Vader never joked. "I never Joke," Vader said, "The Toon Patrol are to join The 13th Legion."

Veers didn't like it , Putting Toons into The Imperial Army was bad but Putting them into The 13th...............May The Force save The Weasels.

The 13th Imperial Stormtrooper Legion was known to many as The 'Bad Luck' Legion and was the cause of The Stormtroopers being the butt of The Rebels Jokes. The 13th had a Bad track Record, 120,000 Losses to The Rebels, 10,000 Retreats and a ton of Vehicles and Weapons being Misplaced, Captured, Destroyed or lost, not including Star Destroyers and other Ships.

and The 13th also had a lot of sick days and they were VERY Accident Pone..

"I may approve of Destroying Planets, Genocide and Mass Killings, but what YOU are doing, Lord Vader is Madness!" Veers said. Vader looked at Veers. "They will Handle it." Vader said, "Right now, I am having Dinner with my Wife." and The Dark Lord gone out of Veers Office.

The General Know he should have gone with The Rebels, They were Saner.

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"DRAFTED!" Greasy said for The one thousandth time, "I can't Believe that Two Timing Masked B........" Smart Ass stopped Greasy from saying The Rest of The 'B' Word for Males.

The Weasels were now dressed in Imperial Uniforms, their Suits were Burnt by Vader's Order. The Weasels soon came to a Building and soon came near The Door and soon entered inside.

The Place was The Barracks of The 13th and boy was it a Mess. Blasters, Armor and Underwear were EVERYWHERE! The Lockers were Opened wide and The Troopers Were just Longeing around. "This Looks like my kind of Place." Greasy said, Smart Ass Looked at him "I have to agree with Greasy." Wheezy said.

"Oh, Look, Fresh Meat for The Bird to have." a Stormtrooper said as The others looked at The weasels. "Uh.........Hi?" Psycho said waving to the Stormtroopers.

"A TEN HUT!" some one yelled. All The Troopers soon stood up and saluted. Soon in came someone the Weasels were surprise to see.

"KYLE!?!" The Toon Patrol said at once.

"Hiya guys," Kyle Broflovski said, "How is things in Toon Town?" "Everything is Good, But Why are you here Kyle?" Smart Ass said. "Helping my Mom and Dad." Kyle Replied. "Mom is The paymaster of The 13th and Dad is their Lawyer" "My Son is Right." Gerald Broflovski said as He and his Wife, Sheila Broflovski, entered The Room.

"Ok........this is odd." Smart Ass thought, then said out loud, "Well General, We will do our best." "Uh, Mr. Smart As," Gerald said, "My son isn't The General of this Legion." "Then who is?" Psycho asked, not knowing that three women were Behind him....three ANIME women. One was Sakura Shinguji, a member of The Hana Team, The second was (of all People) Asuka Langley Soryu, Pilot of EVA Unit-02, but The one who The Weasels saw was someone they thought they would Never See, Mint Aizawa, Richest Girl in Animeville and Mew Mew. "Hello Toon Patrol," Mint said Behind Psycho, Scarring him "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Oh, Hello Mint." Psycho said, "That is General Mint to you, Weasel boys." a Stromtrooper said.

"He is right, I am General of this Army." Mint said, "and I heard that you were joining The 13th Legion." at '13th Legion' Greasy soon froze up and said 'ttttthhhhh.........thriteenth?" He said, then Fainted. Asuka looked at him "Muten Got, why did he have to Join?" she said.

End of Chapter Two

[julayla]

Lol for the second chapter. Seems like the bad trouble is just about to start.

[Cobrawolf]

Yep