Post by Veggirl on Aug 27, 2006 1:18:16 GMT -5
Hey gang! I had always wanted to write down a fanfic about the weasels as kids, so here it is! A/N: I couldn't think of Smart Guy's last name so it's going to be Lander for now.
1. The birth of two weasels
Two storks flew through the clouds, each carrying a bundle in their beaks. The two storks landed on a cloud, putting the bundles down.
“How long is it until Toontown?” One asked the other.
The stork took out a map and looked at it. “Hmm, we’re right here so we flew about...20 miles and it’s only until—”
“Ah, that must be it.” The other stork said.
The first stork looked down. Indeed there was a town which was colorful and laughing.
“Well little fellas,” The stork said, getting his bundle. “Lets get going.”
The two storks took their bundles and flew down.
After circling Toontown for awhile, they found the Toontown hospital. They flew into the front desk where a female stork typed in a typewriter. She looked up.
“Two more?”
The two storks nodded. “For Mr. and Mrs. Lander and Mr. and Mrs. Ramos.”
The female stork nodded and waved at a hallway. “Rooms 242 and 353.”
The storks went off with the bundles. After going through different hallways, the first stork stopped in front of Room 242.
“Well here’s my stop.”
The second stork nodded. “See ya.”
The first stork nodded back and went in. Two weasels were waiting in the room. The male weasel stopped pacing and looked at the stork. The female weasel was in the hospital bed,
looking at the stork. The stork went to the bed and placed the bundle on the bed. He then took out a little book and recited what all storks recite when a new baby is delivered.
“Here is a baby with eyes of blue, straight from heaven, brought to you. Or...straight from heaven, up above, here is a baby for you to love.”
He then handed them a little paper. “Sign here please.”
The male weasel wrote his name down and handed it back. The female weasel was about to open the bundle when the stork stopped her.
“One moment please. This is still part of the service.”
He began to sing.
“Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to...to...”
He looked at the weasels.
“Tyler.” The two weasels said.
“Oh Tyler.” The stork said. He continued singing.
“Happy Birthday dear Tyler. Happy Birthday to....you!”
He then bowed and went out.
The female weasel unwrapped the bundle and found a tiny brown baby weasel. The little brown weasel opened it’s eye and looked up. His parents smiled at him with pride and love. The baby weasel blinked and did a small little smile back. A few rooms down, two parents were also
joyfully looking down at their new baby. A baby weasel with tufts of black hair.
Next chapter will be Psycho and Stupid.
1. The birth of two weasels
Two storks flew through the clouds, each carrying a bundle in their beaks. The two storks landed on a cloud, putting the bundles down.
“How long is it until Toontown?” One asked the other.
The stork took out a map and looked at it. “Hmm, we’re right here so we flew about...20 miles and it’s only until—”
“Ah, that must be it.” The other stork said.
The first stork looked down. Indeed there was a town which was colorful and laughing.
“Well little fellas,” The stork said, getting his bundle. “Lets get going.”
The two storks took their bundles and flew down.
After circling Toontown for awhile, they found the Toontown hospital. They flew into the front desk where a female stork typed in a typewriter. She looked up.
“Two more?”
The two storks nodded. “For Mr. and Mrs. Lander and Mr. and Mrs. Ramos.”
The female stork nodded and waved at a hallway. “Rooms 242 and 353.”
The storks went off with the bundles. After going through different hallways, the first stork stopped in front of Room 242.
“Well here’s my stop.”
The second stork nodded. “See ya.”
The first stork nodded back and went in. Two weasels were waiting in the room. The male weasel stopped pacing and looked at the stork. The female weasel was in the hospital bed,
looking at the stork. The stork went to the bed and placed the bundle on the bed. He then took out a little book and recited what all storks recite when a new baby is delivered.
“Here is a baby with eyes of blue, straight from heaven, brought to you. Or...straight from heaven, up above, here is a baby for you to love.”
He then handed them a little paper. “Sign here please.”
The male weasel wrote his name down and handed it back. The female weasel was about to open the bundle when the stork stopped her.
“One moment please. This is still part of the service.”
He began to sing.
“Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to...to...”
He looked at the weasels.
“Tyler.” The two weasels said.
“Oh Tyler.” The stork said. He continued singing.
“Happy Birthday dear Tyler. Happy Birthday to....you!”
He then bowed and went out.
The female weasel unwrapped the bundle and found a tiny brown baby weasel. The little brown weasel opened it’s eye and looked up. His parents smiled at him with pride and love. The baby weasel blinked and did a small little smile back. A few rooms down, two parents were also
joyfully looking down at their new baby. A baby weasel with tufts of black hair.
Next chapter will be Psycho and Stupid.
