Weasel cousins?

[Veggirl]

Well with Gantu being absent, haven't you thought that since Hamsterviel has a lot of henchmen, they might do shifts or something? Okay, I have another chapter written.

Chapter 7

Smart Guy watched as Stupid filled up the sink with water while holding on to a green pod.
"Ready?" He said.
Stupid nodded. Smart Guy dropped the pod into the water. The room glew with the bright green glow.
"VERMIN #111 ACTIVATED." The robotic voice said.
There was a flash of light and a young weasel tumbled out from the sink. The weasel shook itself and looked up. The Toon weasels stared it. The weasel was the spitting image of Ferahgo with the same blue eyes. He wore a smart yellow tunic, a woven belt, and thick bone bracelets. He wore a short sword by his side. Smart Guy stepped up.
"Um...Hi." He said.
The weasel blinked.
Smart Guy took a candy bar out and waved it in front of the weasel. When he spoke, it was like an English person trying to communicate with a Foreign person.
"This...is...can-dy. Can-dy...good."
The weasel glared at Smart Guy, grabbed the candy bar and started to eat it.
"I can speak English you know!" It grumbled.
"You can?!" Stupid said.
"Well of course!" The weasel said. "All of us can."
"Who's us?" Samantha asked.
The young weasel nodded over to the box of pods. "Everyone of us in there, so there is no reason to act like we came from some foreign country!"
"Okay,okay, sorry!" Smart Guy said. "And...who are you?"
"My name is Klitch." The weasel said.
"Klitch." Smart Guy nodded. "Mind if we call you Klitchy?"
Klitch turned and started for his sword. "Call me that, and you'll find a sword burried in your throat!"
"All right, all right!" Smart Guy said, holding up his arms. "Look, the reason we activated you is because I accidently activated another weasel named Ferahgo and---"
"Ferahgo's activated?" Klitch said, looking surprised.
"Yeah." Smart Guy said. "Do you know him?"
Klitch then said something that shocked the weasels.
"He's my father."

[julayla]

Oh man, it seems Klitch is the son then, huh? Anyway, lol on Smarty trying to talk to him like a foreigner. I wonder what's next.

[FlameTheCharmander]

Heh, heh. This is a real late review, but good job in the story so far. Me like. ^_^

[Veggirl]

Okay, I don't think this chapter has to do anything with the situation, but I wanted to write a chapter where the weasels find out taking care of one of their "cousins" is not as easy as it looks. Okay, here it goes.

Chapter 8

The silence was broken when Greasy spoke up.
"Um, hey Boss, remember we had to meet Psycho and Wheezy at the movies for this new movie premiere."
Smart Guy groaned and covered his face. "I forgot about that! We gotta take Klitch along."
"What are movies?" Klitch asked.
Smart Guy grabbed Klitch's arm and led him out.
"I'll explain later, just come with us."

At the movies, Psycho and Wheezy stared at Klitch.
"Who the heck is he?" Psycho asked.
Smart Guy bit his lips. "Uh...this is...Skyler's cousin that came from...out of town."
"But you don't have any nieces or nephews!" Wheezy said, frowning at him.
"I came from a group of unactivated vermin from Jumbaa's lab." Klitch spoke up.
Psycho stared at Klitch then grinned. "Really! Cool!!"
Greasy looked at the movie theatre entrance. "So, are we going to go in or not? The movie's gonna start."
Smart Guy nodded. "We will. Klitch, follow us and don't touch anything!"

In the theatre, Klitch leaned over to Smart Guy.
"I don't understand the plot of your movie." He whispered.
"It's just previews." Smart Guy explained. "They don't make sense when you first look at them."
Klitch leaned back on his chair and watched without interest.
Finally the movie started. Greasy looked at Klitch.
"Just to let you know, the movie is a comedy, so laugh at the appropriate time."
Klitch looked at him. "Oh, like a joke."
He then began to laugh outloud.
The audience turned to stare.
Smart Guy covered Klitch's mouth. "Not now!!" He hissed.
Psycho handed Klitch some popcorn. "Want some?"
Klitch took one popcorn and stared at it. He slowly placed it in his mouth and chewed. His blue eyes brightened.
"This is excellent!" He cried. He suddenly grabbed the box of popcorn and started to shove popcorn in his mouth.
"Looks like this is his first time experiencing taste." Wheezy whispered to Stupid.
He then turned and noticed Klitch chewing on the box.
"No, Klitch! Not the box!" Wheezy hissed, taking the box away from Klitch. "Just watch the movie!"
Klitch frowned and looked down at the floor. Popcorn was littered around the floor. Going down to the floor, Klitch began to crawl, picking up popcorn and placing it in his mouth. Smart Guy turned his head and noticed. Getting down on the floor, he grabbed Klitch and lead him back.
"Guys," He hissed. "This is not a good time for a movie. Lets just go!"
Without any argument, the weasels left.

[julayla]

Lol! Looks like Klitch doesn't understand anything about movies at all...it's probably because these weasel experiments were made to look like they're from the past, especially Klitch. Nice...

[FlameTheCharmander]

Heh, heh. Eatting popcorn off the floor, eh? Haha! This is a really funny chapter Veg. ^_^

[Veggirl]

Sorry this took too long to post up, but I was pretty busy for awhile.

Chapter 9

Smart Guy was grumbling to himself as they got into the van.
"Okay!" He snapped as he started the van. "New rule; No more popcorn for Klitch!"
"Got it." Psycho giggled.
"So, now where are we taking him?" Greasy asked.
"Straight back home!" Smart Guy snapped as the van lurched forward.

Back home, the problems were just starting. They were greeted at the door by Alejandra, Greasy's wife.
"Oh Greasy, you're here!" She said, kissing him. She then looked at Klitch. "And who is your friend?"
"Oh him?" Greasy said. "Well, he's um..."
"Boss's brother's nephew!" Stupid pointed out.
Smart Guy slapped a paw to his face.
"What?!" Alejandra gasped. "That makes him, Smart Guy's son!"
Smart Guy laughed nervously. "Pay no attention to Stupid here. He's a bit confused, aren't you?"
"Duh...no boss." Stupid said. "I mean uh, yeah. I mean, what was that boss? OUCH!!!"
Stupid hopped up and down with one foot as he grabbed his ankle which Wheezy had kicked.
Alejandra gave them a weird look. "Well, all right. Come into the kitchen. Dinner is ready."
"Dinner?" Klitch said.
"Come on," Smart Guy said, leading Klitch into the kitchen.
A big table stood in the middle with a whole bunch of chairs. Klitch sat on one of the chairs as Samantha poured some tomato soup in his bowl. Klitch stared at the red liquid for a moment, then lifted his spoon. He sipped and his eyes shone brightly again.
"This is...wonderful!" He said, and began to eat as if he was starved.
Smart Guy burried his face in his hands and groaned.
"Did you hear that Jumbaa has been taken captive by a bunch of villains?" Wheezy's wife, Crystal, spoke.
"What? He did?" Wheezy exclaimed, staring at her.
Crystal nodded. "Their leader, someone named Hamsterviel has called his family and told them that he wanted these things called 'vermin' for ransom."
Smart Guy looked up.
"What? What vermin?"
Crystal shrugged. "How should I know? I don't know what vermin are!"
There was the sound of the door opening.
"We're home!" Skyler's voice called out from the front door.
"We're?" Smart Guy said, excusing himself from the table and going into the living room. When he got there, he froze when he saw who was with Skyler.
Ferahgo.

[julayla]

Very interesting...and uh oh, Ferahgo's shown up. Can't wait for the next chapter.

[Veggirl]

Well, I think you can defeat some villains with super powers even if you don't have super powers. Here's the next chapter.

Chapter 10

Smart Guy and Ferahgo stared at each other. Ferahgo smiled and drew out a bone dagger.
"Well, well, well. We meet again."
Smart Guy glared at him. "What are you doing with my kid?"
Skyler went up to Smart Guy.
"This is my new cousin, daddy!"
"WHAT?!" Smart Guy said staring at him.
Skyler looked confused. "You said that Jumbaa would---"
Wheezy suddenly came into the living room. He grabbed Ferahgo and dragged him to the closet, throwing him in and locking the door.
"Hey!" Skyler said. "What are you doing to Ferahgo?"
"Keeping him safe until we can trade him back for Jumbaa." Wheezy said, going into the kitchen.
Skyler looked up at his father. "What is Uncle Wheezy talking about?"
Smart Guy got down to his knees so he was in Skyler's level.
"Look Skyler, Ferahgo isn't a normal weasel. He's really an...experiment, if you could call it."
"What?" Skyler said, staring at him.
"Jumbaa has created a bunch of vermin so they can become destructive and evil." Smart Guy explained. "So we're going to give them back to someone named Dr. Hamsterviel who's the rightful owner."
"You're gonna give Ferahgo away?" Skyler cried.
"And Klitch, not just Ferahgo." Smart Guy said.
"Why are you gonna give them away? They're my cousins!"
"They are not cousins! Ferahgo is an assassin and---"
"I don't care if he's an assassin! He's my cousin!"
"What makes you so difficult?!" Smart Guy said, trying to control his temper.
"I don't know!" Skyler shouted, going up the stairs. "If you don't like it, then you can sell me and buy a rabbit instead!"
"Well the rabbit will behave better than you!" Smart Guy shouted.
"Go ahead! Then you'll be happy because it will be smarter than me too!"
"And quieter!"
"You'll like it because it's stinky like you!"
Skyler stomped into his room and slammed the door.
"Go to your room!" Smart Guy shouted.
Skyler poked his head out from his room.
"I'm already in my room!" He shouted before slamming the door again.
Smart Guy stomped over to the couch, grabbed a pillow, burried his face in it and did a loud moan of fustration. Looking up, he noticed that his gang was near the doorway, watching the whole thing. Smart Guy glared at them.
"What do you guys want?!"
"Duh...does that mean we're gonna adopt Roger?" Stupid asked.
Smart Guy burried his face in the pillow again and did the loud moan again.
Meanwhile upstairs, Skyler was yelling into his pillow.

[julayla]

Lol on the whole yelling gag. Poor Skyler though...keep it up.

[Veggirl]

Okay, here's the other chapter for the fanfic. Sorry if it's short.

Chapter 11

"Thanks for letting us borrow a couple of containers, Lilo."
"No problem Smarty." The seven-year-old Hawaiian girl said.
The Toon Patrol were walking down Gingerbread Lane with Lilo and her dog, Stitch.
Greasy was pulling a wagon behind him with two containers in it. In those containers were Ferahgo and Klitch.
Stitch looked at the two weasels in the containers and then at the Toon Patrol.
"Weasel hoogada, cousin?"
"What's he saying?" Greasy asked.
"Oh he's just asking if the weasels are cousins of yours." Lilo said.
"They're not cousins!" Smart Guy snapped. "They're just a couple of weasel experiments designed to do evil, so we're giving them back!"
"You do know that you can turn them into good, do you?" Lilo said. "Besides, just because they're evil at first doesn't mean that you can just give them away. It's like Stitch's cousins. At first they're bad, but we turn them into good and they become part of our ohana."
"Duh...ohana?" Stupid asked.
"What does 'ohana' mean?" Psycho asked.
"It means family." Lilo explained.
"Ih." Stitch said. "Family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten."
Smart Guy looked at Ferahgo and Klitch.
They looked back at him with the same blue eyes.
Smart Guy frowned. Did he really want to give these guys away? He thought about Skyler and sadness crept over him. If he gave these weasels back, then Skyler will have nobody to play with. Smart Guy remembered that he had nobody to play with after his parents were killed by Judge Doom when he was Skyler's age. Well maybe he played with Greasy, Wheezy and Stupid back at the orphanage but other then that, no one else. Smart Guy shook his head and kept on walking, trying to forget about it.
He couldn't.

[julayla]

Interesting chapter you have here...and Smarty's remembering the events of his past. Awww...poor him. Anyway, please continue.

[Veggirl]

Here's another chapter. A/N: I was checking the Redwall encyclopedia and found out I had forgotten six other vermin. Sorry, my bad.

Chapter 12

The Toon Patrol, Lilo, Stitch, Pleakley and Cobra Bubbles were outside of the Acme factory, waiting for Hamsterviel to come. Smart Guy tapped his foot imaptiently. "He should be here right now!"
"Well important people are always late." Greasy grumbled.
Smart Guy walked away. "I'll go check on the weasel experiments."
Once he was gone, a huge great ship came out from the night sky and landed. The door opened and there stood a demented rabbit thing.
"Who's he?" Psycho asked.
"I am Dr. Hamsterviel!" The creature announced evily.
Greasy, Psycho, Wheezy and Stupid stared at him, then burst out into a fit of laughter.
"Shut up, Shut up, Shut up!!!" Hamsterviel shouted. "I am Dr. Jacque Von Hamsterviel! HAMSTERVIEL!!!"
"Do you have Jumbaa or not?" Lilo said.
"Bring out the four-eyed fat head!" Hamsterviel said.
Gantu came out with Jumbaa.
"Now give me the vermins!!!!" Hamsterviel shouted.
Pleakley went up and settled the small box on the floor. Hamsterviel eagerly went over to it.
"452 vermin ready to be activated." A computer voice said.
"452?!" Hamsterviel said. "There are two missing!!!!"
"Code yellow." Cobra said in a small microphone. "Delayed movement."
"My ransom was for all the vermin!!" Hamsterviel shouted. "You're trying to do a sneaky thing!"
Jumbaa laughed. "What are two vermin between old partners?"
"Quiet!" Hamsterviel shouted. "I'm blaming you for this! Dispose of him!"
"Gladly," Gantu said, reaching for his blaster.
"No!" Pleakley cried. "He's allergic to plasma blasts!"
"It's true!" Jumbaa said.
Smart Guy then came with the two weasel experiments. He looked around. "Where's Hamsterviel?"
"AHEM!" Hamsterviel snapped.
Smart Guy looked down and his eye's widened. "You're Hamsterviel?! You're just a gerbil!
"I AM NOT A GERBIL!!!" Hamsterviel shouted, jumping up and down with rage. "I'M A HAMSTER!!! NOW GIVE ME THOSE TWO WEASELS!!!!"
"No."
The Toon Patrol stared at their boss.
"But boss!" Wheezy said. "We gotta save Jumbaa!"
"Who's side are you on?" Smart Guy snapped.
"He's on saving my life side." Jumbaa said. "A good side!"
Lilo and Stitch stepped next to Smart Guy.
"Me and Stitch are with Smarty." Lilo said. "These weasels are cousins to the Toon Patrol."
"Lilo, do as Hamsterviel says." Cobra Bubbles said.
"Do you want your Jumbaa or not?!" Hamsterviel said.
Smart Guy bit his bottom lip and looked at his gang. They stood watching him, waiting for his answer. He looked at Ferahgo and Klitch. They did look miserable in the containers and wanted to be let out. Smart Guy looked at Gantu who had it's blaster pointing at Jumbaa's back. Smart Guy took a deep breath.
"Okay, I've decided. You're not gonna get any of them!"
Grabbing the containers, he opened them up.
"GO COUSINS! GO FREE!!!"
Ferahgo and Klitch raced off into Toontown.
"Go save Jumbaa!" Lilo cried.
"Choobi cheeba!!" Stitch shouted, racing toward Jumbaa.
"Begin the shooting!" Hasmterviel shouted.
Gantu began to fire plasma blasts. Stitch grabbed onto the blasts and threw them back. He then lifted Jumbaa up and raced back.
The weasels, Lilo, Pleakley and Cobra were behind Cobra's black car.
"That was really brave of you, boss!" Psycho said.
Smart Guy nodded, clutching his head. "Too bad Gantu's firing at us now!"
"Stay calm." Pleakley said. "We're completely safe here."
Gantu fired at the car was blasted to pieces.
"Code green!" Cobra shouted. "Now! Now!"
A huges spaceship came out from the night sky and landed.
"Dr. Hamsterwheel." A voice said. "Surrender to the Galatic Federation."
"It's HAMSTERVIEL!!" Hamsterviel shouted. "You ugly Galatic woman with backward feet!"
Blasters then came out from the ship, pointing at Hamsterviel and the box containing the vermin.
Smart Guy raced over, waving his arms.
"DON'T SHOOT! DON'T SHOOT! HE STILL HAS OUR COUSINS!!"

A few feet away, Klitch stopped and looked back.
"Klitch, what are you doing?" Ferahgo said. "We must run!"
"I'm going back." Klitch said.
"What?! What for?"
"They need me back there. I must help them!"
"You'll be killed!"
"It's a risk I'm going to take!"
"No!" Ferahgo shouted. "I'm not going to loose my only son."
"Try to stop me!" Klitch shouted back, before racing off.
"Klitch!" Ferahgo shouted, following him. Klitch raced over to the giant spaceship and got out a dagger. Slicing through the metal, he squeezed in.

Smart Guy watched as the ship leaned over and collapsed.
"Looks like they had a malfuction." Wheezy said.
"The hamster and Gantu are escaping with the vermin!" Psycho called out.
"Well we're not gonna let them!" Smart Guy said with determination. "Come on, gang!"
The five weasels raced over to the closing doors and leaped in. Stupid leaped and grabbed on to the edge.
"Oof!" He grunted, trying to get in. The four weasels grabbed him and yanked him back. They raced into the ship.
They didn't noticed Klitch and Ferahgo leaping in just in time as the doors closed and the ship flew off.

[julayla]

Looks like the weasels are now off to rescue the other cousins. I'm excited.

[FlameTheCharmander]

Go weasels! ^_^