Weasel cousins?

[Veggirl]

I really, really stink a titles. Anyway, this idea came into my mind when I was reading Redwall. Anyway, please read, enjoy and review.

Prologue

A few miles far off from Toontown stood an huge metal building that had been abandoned for years. But one night, many Toon villains were seen going over there. The Toons who had seen the villains kept their mouth shut and hoped the villains weren't planning anything dastardly. You can never tell with villains. Gathered in the huge building were many Toon villains you could think of. They were conversating about an important plan they have to do. Suddenly, the lights dimmed and a screen appeared from the wall. A rabbit-like face appeared on screen.
"Now then my evil villain minions!" It said in a German accent. "Do you all know why I have brought you all here?"
A duck wearing a black mask and yellow clothing grumbled to a plant-like duck, "Just to make us be up here in the middle of the night when we should be back home sleeping and not listening to that freak gerbil!"
"I heard that you duck that wears a black mask!" The rabbit-like creature said. "And I am not a gerbil! I am a HAMSTER!!! Now then, does anyone know about that big fat four-eyed idiot that creates genetic experiments?"
"You mean Jumba Jookiba." A tall magician-like man with a cobra staff said. "I believe I know just where he is hiding and the thing we need."
"Where? Tell me!" The hamster-like creature said.
"A very important place." The man said. "They call it...Toon Patrol Headquarters."

[julayla]

Cool! Looks like you've involved Hamsterviel, Jafar, and the Fearsome Five (probably Megavolt, Quackerjack, and Liquidator too). Nice...though I wonder who the cousins would be to the Toon Patrol.

[Veggirl]

Okay, here's the first chapter I've written and I'll also try to post up a chapter for Clone Attack.

Chapter 1

It was a bright sunny day in Toontown as always. A perfect day to go to the park to have a nice picnic. That was what the weasels were doing with their families. Greasy and Psycho were teaching their kids how to climb a tree.
"All right kids," Greasy said. "You need to find a strong tree, like this one." He knocked on a large oak tree.
"How do we get up, Papi?" Carlos asked.
"Easy." Greasy said. "You need someone to boost you up. Psycho, give me a boost will ya'?"
Psycho grinned. "Got it, Greasy! Hee-hee-hee-hee!"
Crouching down, he let Greasy climb on top of his back.
"Okay," Greasy called down. "Lift me up slowly and gently, not too fast."
Psycho started to get up.
"I said not too fast!" Greasy snapped.
Wheezy came walking with his two sons, Adam and Brad. He looked at Greasy and Psycho.
"What the heck are you guys doing?"
"Our daddies are showing us how to climb trees!" Daniel said proudly.
Wheezy shook his head. "Boy oh boy, you guys need help. I'll show you how to climb trees."
He then leaped on the trunk of the tree and started climbing up. Greasy and Psycho watched in amazement as Wheezy went up, up, and up.
"Look at Dad go!" Adam said.
"Go Dad!" Brad called up.
Wheezy suddenly stopped six feet off the ground. He looked down. There was a slight pause. He then spoke.
"Eh...funny thing. I just realized I have a fear of heights!"
Greasy snorted. "He's six feet off the ground and he just realized that!" He called up to Wheezy, "Hang on, I'll go get boss."

Meanwhile, Smart Guy sat underneath a tree with his son, Skyler on his lap. His wife and daughter were at the picnic tables helping Stupid, Kiley, Crystal, Alejandra and Sarah set out paper plates and such for a picnic. The other kids were out in the playground, playing. Yes, it was a perfect day, but something seemed missing. Skyler looked up at his father.
"What's the matter, daddy?"
"Nothing much." Smart Guy said. "Just thinking that maybe our family needs to expand more, and I don't mean more kids."
"Like what?" Skyler asked.
"Well..." Smart Guy thought for a moment. "Like aunts, uncles...or cousins."
"I like the sound of cousins!" Skyler said. "Can Jumbaa make us some?"
Smart Guy stared at him. "What? Make cousins?!"
Skyler nodded. "I think it would be nice to play with cousins."
Smart Guy thought for a moment. Well, Skyler did had a point, and his sister was a bit too old to play little six-year-old games with him. Smart Guy smiled and ruffled his son's head-fur.
"All right, I'll go talk to Jumbaa about cousins."
"Hey, boss?"
Smart Guy looked up. Greasy was standing in front of him.
"What?"
"Well...Wheeze is up in a tree and he can't get down because he found out he's scared of heights."
Smart Guy rolled his eye and sighed. "Fine, fine, I'm coming."

[julayla]

Wheezy scared of heights!? LOL! Aw man, poor Wheezy. Pretty funny first chapter. Let's hope the next chapter's getting interesting.

[Veggirl]

Oh yes it will. Would you like me to post it up? Ah, what the heck, I'll post it up!

Chapter 2

Jumbaa Jookiba, evil genius scientist was busy working on new genetic experiements. He worked busily as he mumbled to himself.
"Insert program 352 into scroll 2."
"Hey um, Jumbaa?" A voice said.
"SPIES!!!" Jumbaa yelled, throwing a blanket over the thing he was working on.
He turned.
"Oh, pink weasel! Do not sneak up on me like that!"
"Hey look," Smart Guy said. "Skyler...he wants cousins."
"Cousins?" Jumbaa said. "Why not call over sister or brother?"
"That's the problem!" Smart Guy said. "I don't have any brothers or sisters. My parents died before they could make another kid."
"Ahh," Jumbaa said. "Well...if I make these so called cousins your tiny weasel son wants, then something will go wrong and make them evil bad cousins. You don't want that, do you?"
Smart Guy frowned. "Can't you at least make something good in your life for once?"
"I'm Evil Genius only!" Jumbaa said. "Notice the Evil part."
Smart Guy sighed sadly. "Fine, I'll go tell Skyler you don't want to create cousins for him."
"Fine." Jumbaa said. "I have important business to attend to."
Smart Guy was about to leave when they heard a banging on the door.
"Open up Jumbaa! We know you're in there! We know you have those vermin!"

[julayla]

Uh oh...it sounds like there's trouble coming. I have a bad feeling about this.

[Veggirl]

All right, here is the next chapter. Oh and BTW, if you have read any of the Redwall books, then it'll make a bit sense. I think.

Chapter 3

Jumbaa turned to Smart Guy and handed him a covered up object.
"Quick, take this and run!"
"What is it?" Smart Guy asked.
Jumbaa shoved it in his arms and shoved him in the closet.
"No time of silly questions! Hide!"
Before Smart Guy could protest, Jumbaa slammed the door shut.
"He's not here right now!" He heard Jumbaa's voice call out. "He's uh...watering the garden!"
Smart Guy heard gunshots fire.
"I'm in the shower!" Jumbaa said.
Smart Guy heard the door fall to the floor.
"Where are they Jumbaa?" A voice snarled.
"They?" Jumbaa said. "They who?"
"Don't talk stupid!" The voice said. "The 454 vermin!"
"Uh...you must have wrong evil genius." Jumbaa said.
"Still won't talk eh? How about if Dr. Hamsteviel shall have a little word with you, eh? Come on! You're going for a ride."
Smart Guy heard a big huge heavy object being dragged outside, then nothing.
He waited, not daring to breathe.
One, two, three minutes passed.
Carefully, he inched the door open. The room was empty. There was no sign of Jumbaa anywhere.
Stepping out into the room, he put the object down on the table. Uncovering it, there stood a metal box. Smart Guy stared at it and pushed a dark button. A green glow appeared from it, then a screen.
"SELECT VERMIN." A robotic voice said. Smart Guy watched with fascination as different pictures of rats, weasels, ferrets, stoats, foxes, snakes, wildcats, crows and lizards appeared on the screen with strange names. Names like, Gritter, Greypatch, Fleaback, Bluddnose, Crinktail, and Swartt Sixclaw. Smart Guy suddenly had a very good idea. Skyler wanted cousins, why not get one from this? Looking at the screen, Smart Guy pushed the button of a blue-eyed weasel.
"VERMIN #110: FERAHGO THE ASSASIN." The robotic voice said.
Smart Guy stared at it. Assasin?! A small tiny little yellow ball came out from the box. Smart Guy took it and stared at it. How was he going to make a weasel appear out of here? He suddenly remembered Jumbaa's other experiments. Just add water. He looked at it again. Oh well, Skyler wanted cousins and he was sure he can tame this weasel in no time. Smiling to himself, Smart Guy went into the bathroom to fill up the sink.


I think this chapter is a rip-off from Stitch the movie.

[julayla]

You know...for some reason, I have a bad feeling about the first cousin popping out...hopefully, like Lilo & Stitch, the weasels can turn them good.

[Veggirl]

Okay, here is the next chapter. Captain Gantu will come in later.

Chapter 4

When the sink was all filled up, Smart Guy looked at the tiny orb.
"All right Ferahgo, time to get out."
He dropped the orb into the sink. A green ball of light floated from the sink.
"VERMIN #110 ACTIVATED." The robot voice said.
Suddenly, twenty or so knives shot out from the sink toward Smart Guy.
Since he was a Toon, Smart Guy threw himself against the wall as the knives lodged near his body.
A weasel with blue eyes came out from the sink, shaking himself dry. It stood up and glared at Smart Guy with bright blue eyes. The weasel went over to Smart Guy, taking out a long skinning knife.
"So you are the one who released me from the small orb, eh?" It spoke. "I was expecting Jumbaa."
Smart Guy stared at him. "You speak English?!"
"Well of course I speak English!" The weasel snapped, giving Smart Guy a dirty look. "Was that the only reason you activated me? To see if I speak English?"
"Hey look, buddy," Smart Guy said, "I only activated you because my kid wanted a cousin. Since you're a weasel, I thought that maybe you could be a nice cousin. But seeing how I'm stuck to the wall with knives around me, I think I made a wrong choice."
The weasel laughed. "Darn right you did! Don't you know you are dealing with Ferahgo the assassin?"
"Well if you're an assassin, then you're going to be so disappointed." Smart Guy said. "We Toons cannot die."
Ferahgo sniffed. "Pity. It would have been more fun."
Smart Guy stared at Ferahgo. What the heck was this guy talking about?! Fun? Killing is fun for him?!
They suddenly heard Greasy and Stupid's voice.
"Boss! Boss, are you in here?"
"Duh...boss! Come on out! Where are you?"
Ferahgo turned to Smart Guy with a smile. Something told Smart Guy that the smile didn't meant good news.
"Well, well," Ferahgo said, getting out another knife. "Time for a little fun."
He then went out the door and down the steps. Smart Guy growled with fustration and struggled to get out.

Greasy and Stupid walked into the Headquarter building, which was really their house where they all lived together, along with Jumbaa who usually come and work up in the attic on something.
"Looks like the place is empty." Greasy said. "Maybe we can go back."
Stupid nodded and looked up. He stared.
"Duh...who's he?"
"Who's who?"
"That guy!"
Greasy frowned and looked up. He stared. There stood a weasel with shining knives. The weasel took out a knife and licked the blade.
"Well, well, what have we got here?"

[julayla]

Oh my, looks like Ferahgo's going to try to kill them. That's not cool, even though they're Toons. Hopefully something will come up to make Ferahgo good.

[Veggirl]

Okay, here's the other chapter I had been working on. Gantu is in it, BTW.

Chapter 5

"W-w-who are you?" Stupid asked.
"Ferahgo the assassin is my name." Ferahgo said, throwing the knife in the air and catching it.
"Assassin?!" Greasy said. "Like a murderer?"
"Murderer, butcher, skinner, those are my traits!" Ferahgo said.
"Don't worry Stupid." Greasy whispered. "We're Toons and Toons cannot die of anyway."
Ferahgo heard what he said. He suddenly threw his knife at a plant pot. The pot shattered into million pieces as the knife found it's mark. The two Toon weasels stared.
"But you'll be surprised on a few things." Greasy mumbled.
Ferahgo smiled coldly at the Toon weasels.
Samantha then came in. "Guys, what's going on?"
Ferahgo stared at Samantha for a moment and smiled. The more he smiled, the more evil he gets.
"Well now, aren't you a pretty little beast?"
Samantha took a step back. "Yeah, so?"
Ferahgo took out another knife and toyed with it. "I suppose you wouldn't mind if I just lay my paws on you for a bit, hmm?"
Samantha glared at him. "No, I have a husband, so get lost freak!"
Ferahgo suddenly grabbed Samantha's arm and yanked her.
"Nobody, calls me a freak and lives!" He snarled.
"You let go of her, buster!" A voice snarled.
Ferahgo turned as Smart Guy leaped at him. The two weasels rolled on the floor, punching, biting, kicking and scratching at each other.
Ferahgo kicked Smart Guy away and raced out the door and into Toontown. Smart Guy stood up.
"Boss!" Greasy said. "Who was that?!"
"A very dangerous weasel." Smart Guy said. He turned to Samantha. "You okay?"
Samantha nodded. "Yeah, I am. Smart Guy, who was that?"
"I'll explain later." Smart Guy said. "Right now, we gotta get the other boys and go on a weasel hunt."

Far off across the galaxy, Jumbaa was manackled by Gantu.
"Prepare yourself for crude and painful torture."
"Ha!" Jumbaa laughed. "I'm not scared of torture! Except maybe a little bit."
"I'm sure Hamsterviel will find your little bit." Gantu said.
Giant footsteps echoed through the room, coming closer and closer. The doors opened and there stood a small gerbil-thing.
"Gantu! You're late!"
"Ah," Jumbaa said. "Dr. Jacque Van Hamsterwheel."
"Hamsterviel!" Hamsterviel snapped. "It is Hamsterviel!!! I want your stinking vermin, Jumbaa!"
"Hah," Jumbaa said. "If I give you the evil vermin, they will rebell against a puny thing like you."
"WHAT?!" Hamsterviel snapped. "You impudant four-eyed fatty head! Take this!"
He leaped up and swung, but he was too short to reach Jumbaa.
He turned to Gantu. "Don't just stand there! Bring me a phonebook!!!"

[julayla]

Even though this chapter's funny, I sometimes feel a bit bad for Hamsterviel (heck, I even have a plush of him). Nice work.

[julayla]

They're quite real...they had them at the Disney Store a while back...you can try finding the Hamsterviel plush in Ebay since that's where those things mostly are now.

[Veggirl]

Okay, here's the next chapter. I also really got to write a new chapter for Clone Attack!

Chapter 6

Driving down Gingerbread Lane, Smart Guy finished telling the story to Greasy, Stupid and Samantha.
"So I activated the pod and then Ferahgo trapped me to the wall with the knives and you know how it goes from there."
"You did all that because of Skyler?" Samantha said.
Smart Guy shrugged. "Yeah, pretty much."
Samantha smiled. "That's really sweet of you."
"You think so?" Smart Guy said, turning to Samantha.
"Yeah, besides the part Ferahgo's an assassin!" Greasy mumbled.
Smart Guy sighed. "Maybe I made a huge mistake on picking an assassin!"
"Oh, you think?!" Greasy snapped, glaring at him.
"Duh...why not activate another one so we'll have more recruits?" Stupid suggested.
Smart Guy slammed on the breaks and turned to Stupid.
"That's not a bad idea Stupid! We gotta make sure it's not evil, though."
Turning the van around, they drove back.

Ferahgo raced into the Toontown park, looking back over his shoulder. Good, nobody was chasing after him. Leaning back on a tree, he panted but managed a sly laugh. Fools! Don't they know they were dealing with Ferahgo the assassin? Leader of the Corpsemakers?
"Hi!"
Ferahgo turned. A six-year-old weasel smiled up at him.
"I'm Skyler, what's your name?"
Ferahgo frowned at him. The young one should be afraid.
"I am Ferahgo the..." He paused. If he revealed that he was an assassin, then the kid would probably tell someone.
"The what?" Skyler asked.
"The Traveler." Ferahgo said.
"Really?" Skyler said. "You travel?"
"Er...yes, I do."
"Cool!"
Ferahgo tilted his head to one side. The young weasel reminded him of someone. Someone from long ago.
"What are those?" Skyler said, pointing at Ferahgo's collection of knives.
Ferahgo took a knife. "Just a few knives."
"Are you the guys who throw the sharp objects so the Toons are trapped to the wall?" Skyler asked.
"Hmm," Ferahgo said. "Well, I don't really know what that is."
Skyler took Ferahgo's paw.
"Come on, I'll show you!"

Back up in outer space, Hamsterviel stood on 34 phonebooks, making threats to Jumbaa.
"If you do not tell me where the vermin are, I shall begin with the threatening!"
"Your threatenings cannot threaten me." Jumbaa said.
"Then I shall threaten your family!" Hamsterviel said.
"Hah!" Jumbaa laughed. "I have no family!"
Hamsterviel suddenly had an evil look on his face. "Perhaps we shall activate the experiment pod the plant duck has found and leave you to the torture!"
"Experiment 625?" Jumbaa said. "Oh, he has more powers than 626."
Hamsterviel laughed. "He will torture your dough-boy body into talking! ACTIVATE THE EXPERIMENT!!!"
The Liquidator entered the room and picked up the little pod. Since The Liquidator was a water dog, the pod was activated. It glowed brightly.
Hamsterviel and Liquidator raced out of the room. There was a flash of light and a brownish experiment growled and gnashed his teeth. Outside, Hamsterviel and Liquidator were straining to listen to Jumbaa's tortured screams.
"Any second now, you'll hear his tortured cries of regret!" Hamsterviel said. "His pathetic screaming, begging for mercy! Any second. Should be right about...NOW!"
Silence.
"I'm not hearing anything." Liquidator said.
"SHUT UP! I CAN'T HEAR!!!" Hamsterviel shouted.
They entered the room to find 625 gobbling down sandwiches.
"Funny thing," Jumbaa said. "625 has all powers of 626. Even programmed language. Unfortunately he's also a lazy coward, but makes great sandwiches!"
"Ham or Tuna?" 625 said, holding up two sandwiches.
Hamsterviel growled. "I AM IRKED!!!!"

[julayla]

Lol! I just love the Stitch movie references. And it looks like Skyler isn't really afraid of Ferahgo at all. This gets more and more interesting by the chapters.