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Post by Fisi on Sept 18, 2009 17:50:55 GMT -5
Chapter:1
At the headquarters Vanessa was there with Kenny going downstairs.
"First im going downstairs then I'm gonna watch you eat Yes I do Yes I do and I why am I talking like this?,"Vanessa asked herself.
Kenny laughed at Vanessa and at what she said.When she came downstairs she saw Clyde and Bonnie with a videotape.
"Hey guy's whats that?,"Vanessa asked.
"Oh hey Vanessa it's a videotape to put in the VCR so we can watch that Japanese Robot show you know the one when we got to the hotel room,"said Clyde.
"Wait a minute you mean the same one that gave you guy's seizure,"said Vanessa.
"Yup and it was fun rolling around in places saying goofy stuff,"said Bonnie.
"Well I don't wanna have seizure and start rolling in the floor,"said Vanessa.
But Clyde already put the tape in the VCR and started it.Once it was shown Vanessa,Clyde,Bonnie,even Kenny rolled on the floor.Jaurez came and saw what happened.
"Oh no not the,"Jaurez began but she saw the show and she did it aswell.
The show didn't last until when Smartguy pulled the tape out shoot it and threw it in the trash.
"No more Japanese Robot show,"said Smartguy.
"Ahhh but we were having fun,"said Bonnie.
"Not me,"said Vanessa.
Clyde was near the VCR and put another tape.
"At least we copied it,"said Clyde.
The show was shown again and everyone had seizure and kept rolling on the floor.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 18, 2009 20:09:30 GMT -5
Chapter:2
The door was burst opened and Maria was there.
"Vanessa *cathing her breath*Look,"said Maria.
Maria showed a postcard to Vanessa.It was an apartment and it was from their favorite Aunt.
"It says that Heaven is coming for a visit,"said Maria.
"Yes,"said Vanessa.
"Who's Heaven?,"Smartguy asked.
"WHO'S HEAVEN?!,"They both said.
"She is the best Aunt ever,"they both said in unison.
"I can see why,"said Smartguy.
"Look it also says that she is letting us use her house for any case we want,"said Maria.
"SWEET!!,"said Vanessa.
Maria checked the window and saw the sunset going down.
"Its 6:00 we should go back,"said Maria.
"The sun sets down anytime late,"Vanessa began.
Maria pointed to the clock and it says 6:00.
"Shut up,"said Vanessa.
"Yeah *yawned* we better go back to ours,"said Clyde.
"Bye,"said Bonnie.
Then they all left.Jaurez looked at sleeping Kenny.
"Well we're alone and Kenny's asleep,"said Smartguy putting his arms on Jaurez shoulders.
"Smartguy we still got Kenny,"said Jaurez.
"Yeah but he's asleep and we could go upstairs and,"Smartguy began.
Smartguy whispered something to Jaurez ear and Jaurez blushed.
"Smartguy *pushes Smartguy* *giggles* I'll take Kenny to his room in the crib then we can go to our room and have some fun,"said Jaurez .
Jaurez kissed Smartguy in the cheeks and Jaurez picked Kenny up and took him upstairs.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 19, 2009 11:58:16 GMT -5
Chapter:3
Morning arrive and it was 10:00.Vanesa was in the living room.Wheezy who was left in charge again.
"Vanessa go check on Kenny for me,"said Wheezy.
"Why?,"Vanessa asked.
"Cause I'm busy,"said Wheezy taking a cigarrete out.
Vanessa rolled her eye's and listen to some music in her MP3 player listening to "Baby Got Back".Vanessa went to Kenny's room.Kenny was in his crib sleeping.Vanessa was to busy listening to the song she closed her eye's.
Vanessa:I LIKE BIG BUTTS THAT DONT LIE YOU OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENIED WHEN A GIRL COMES IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WASTE IN THE ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET.
Then Vanessa just realized Kenny was laughing for the first time ever.
"Aww Kenny you laugh you never laughed before haven't ya well I am sort of the funniest person in the family,Oh you wanna hear more?,"Vanessa asked.
Kenny nodded wanting to hear more of Vanessa's funny song.
Vanessa:Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.
Vanessa frozed for a second.
"Yup I am so in trouble now,"said Vanessa.
Vanessa picked up Kenny and carried him downstairs to the living room.
"*smoke*Did you awake Kenny or he did by himself?,"Wheezy asked.
Vanessa rolled her brown eye's and put Kenny down.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 19, 2009 17:08:59 GMT -5
Chapter:4
Jaurez came to the headquarters all tiring.
"Whew I'm beat,"said Jaurez.
Kenny saw Jaurez and said a mom in his baby languege.
"Oh hello Kenny,"said Jaurez.
She picked him up and carried him in his arms.Vanessa rubbed her arms.Jaurez looked at Vanessa worried.
"Vanessa are you ok?,"Jaurez asked.
"Yeah *rubbing her back head* Im fine,"said Vanessa.
"Well anything knew?,"Jaurez asked.
"Yeah Kenny just laughed,"said Vanessa.
"Kenny laughed?,Ah man and I just had to go to that meeting,"said Jaurez.
Wheezy who was listening turned his blue eye's at them.
"So what you did?,"Jaurez asked.
"Oh I just sang well not sang more like rap "Baby Got Back"?,"Vanessa said.
Jaurez gasped.
"You sang about a guy who like big butts?,"Jaurez asked.
"Well Noo Yup,"said Vanessa.
Wheezy snickered at Vanessa and Vanessa glared at him.Jaurez squint her eye's at Wheezy making him stop snickering.
"Dont be so proud like a rooster Wheezy I left you in charge,"said Jaurez.
"Well he wanted me to wake Kenny cause he is sooooo "Busy","Vanessa said in her sarcastic.
Vanessa smirked at him making Wheezy glaring at Vanessa while Jaurez put Kenny down then crossed her arms.
"I should leave Maria in charge next time I'm not around,"said Jaurez.
Wheezy groaned at what she said.
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Post by silverblaze on Sept 20, 2009 13:39:13 GMT -5
Nice FanFic. Keep going.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 20, 2009 14:34:52 GMT -5
Thanx guy's. ;D.
Chapter:5 or 4 I think.
Maria came in the door.
"Hey guy's,Whats going on?,"Maria asked.
"Nothing except that Wheezy wasn't doing his job so good,"said Jaurez.
"*shrug*Well he can be as worst as our NOW Uncle name Kenny Rogers,"said Maria.
"Kenny Rogers is our uncle?,"Vanessa asked.
"Yeah remember Heaven told us about him which by the way is a total well you know,"said Maria.
"Oh yeah,That dude got problems,"said Vanessa.
"Who's Kenny Rogers?,"Wheezy asked.
"Kenny Rogers is our aunts fiancé,He is a total cluts and not to mention he drinks to much,"said Maria.
"And he's stupid and he's a total redneck,"said Vanessa.
"As I was saying one time he was working in a restuarant as a servant he found this rat anywho to make it shorter he followed it by climbing the vent then when he fell on his manager he was screaming U.S.A U.S.A!!,"said Maria.
"Wow,"said Jaurez.
"Yeah but don't worry he's not,"Vanessa began.
Until a door burst in and there was a guy with a grey short beard and a red stripes button up shirt with a belt buckle and some jeans and his grey hair stands up.
"HI *drinks his beer* Vanessa and Maria,"said Kenny Rogers.
"Hi?,"They both said.
"Who are these funny looking ferrets?,"Kenny asked in his redneck accent.
"Um this is Wheezy and Jaurez and their toon weasels,"said Maria.
Kenny Rogers dropped his mouth.
"I don't get it,"said Kenny Rogers.
"See what I mean,"said Vanessa.
"Is Heaven here?,"Maria asked.
"Yup she's here but she just went to your dad Eddie Valiant and your mom Dolores Valiant first,"said Kenny Rogers.
Wheezy and Jaurez looked at eachother for a minute then at Kenny Rogers.
"Wow I have no idea what she sees in that dude,"said Vanessa.
Then when he came to the couch he saw a little kit next to him.
"Hey look a baby ferret,"said Kenny Rogers.
"Thats baby Kenny and he is Smartguy's and Jaurez kit and he is a baby weasel,"said Maria.
Kenny looked at Kenny Rogers weirdly then Jaurez carried Kenny away from him.Then Kenny Rogers drank again and this time threw his beer and almost hit Vanessa.
"Ok thats it where's Stupid's bat,"Vanessa said.
"Whats her problem?,"Kenny Rogers asked.
They all shrugged.Maria came near Jaurez ear.
"We call him Red for short,"said Maria whispering to Jaurez.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 20, 2009 15:08:59 GMT -5
Kenny Rogers is the guy who's from MaDTv and some other shows.
So I put him as an uncle to them but it's gonna get confusing since the baby it's name is Kenny so I will now call him Red.
So what you guy's think of this chapter?
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Post by silverblaze on Sept 20, 2009 15:20:12 GMT -5
Good chapter.
I have to look up this Kenny Rogers.
Btw-This was chapter 5.
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Post by silverblaze on Sept 20, 2009 15:26:55 GMT -5
Here is a picture of Kenny Rogers, if anyone wants to see what he looks like.  From WikipediaHe doesn't seem to drink to me....but maybe they show him in a different way one...whatever that channel you mentioned. |
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Post by Fisi on Sept 20, 2009 15:50:47 GMT -5
In his shows he sort of a redneck and a drinker also stupid guy from MaDTv it's in comedy central I don't usual watch comedy central more often but my brother does.
Anyway thanx for putting the pic for me. but first I gotta find a picture of him as him in MadTv so it would make sense.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 20, 2009 16:03:41 GMT -5
*lightbulb appear in my head* OMG I just got an idea thanx Spikey.
Yup but mostly Jaurez cause remember he called her "Doll".
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Post by Fisi on Sept 20, 2009 16:43:36 GMT -5
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Post by silverblaze on Sept 20, 2009 17:53:37 GMT -5
XD
Okay, now I see it.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 20, 2009 18:45:05 GMT -5
I know right.
Chapter:6
"Anyway so Im just gonna take out my rabbit suit,"said Red.
"What Rabbit suit?,"Jaurez asked.
"Oh you don't know?,I dressed up as that rabbit from last spring for work but then I got my butt whoop by this weasel and his wife,"said Red.
Jaurez paused for a minute she remembered the time when she was kicking and punching the guy in the rabbit suit.She turned and passed Kenny to Maria then turned and had an angry face.
"Put the rabbit suit,"said Jaurez.
"Ok,"said Red.
He put the rabbit suit on.Jaurez eye's widen as she saw the same guy in the same costume.Smartguy came in and saw Red in the bunny costume.Smartguy was angry.
"YOU I THOUGHT ME AND JAUREZ FINISHED YOU!!,"Smartguy said.
Maria stared at Smartguy for a minute."Have they met Red already?,"Maria thought.
"I guess I have to teach you a lesson,"said Smartguy showing his fist at Red.
Maria came in and blocked Red away from Smartguy.
"WAIT SMARTGUY THIS IS MY UNCLE RED,"said Maria.
She took off the reabbit suit and it showed how Red looks like.Smartguy looked at him weirdly then Maria.
"So your telling me this redneck is your uncle?,"Smartguy asked.
"Uh yeah something like that,"said Maria.
Then Vanessa came downstairs and it looked like she found Stupids bat.She ran downstairs charging at Red.Then swung it at Red's head.Red fell in the floor while Vanessa dropped the Stupids bat.
"There *breathing hard*that will do it,"said Vanessa then dropped Stupids bat.
They all stared at her so was Kenny.
"WHAT!!,cause I can,"Vanesa said.
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Post by silverblaze on Sept 20, 2009 23:04:17 GMT -5
Ah, the comedy you get out of a family reunion, no? 'Specially when your uncle is drunk.
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