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Post by Fisi on Sept 13, 2009 8:51:09 GMT -5
Wheezy,Vanessa,Maria,and Kenny.
At the Toon Patrol headquarters Smartguy,Greasy,Psycho,Stupid went out for something while Jaurez went out to do laundry.Leaving Vanessa,Maria just in case,and Wheezy in charge of taking care of Kenny.
"I can't believe they left Wheezy in charge,"said Vanessa.
"Well you did made a mess in the kitchen the last time they left you in the kitchen without Maria,"said Wheezy.
Maria smirked at her sister making her twin sister glare at her.Kenny crawled to Maria's leg and hugged her leg.
"Awww looks like someone here wants a hug,"said Maria.
She picked Kenny up and hugged him.Kenny then puts his arms out to Vanessa.She then hugged him.Vanessa sniffed Kenny.
"OH MY GOSH,KENNY DIDNT,"said Vanessa.
Maria grabbed Kenny away from Vanessa.
"Kenny is just a kit it's normal for him to do this on purpose,"said Maria.
Maria passed Kenny to Vanessa.
"Here hold him until I find some diapers,"said Maria.
She left the living room and head to the kitchen leaving Wheezy and Vanessa.Vanessa passed Kenny to Wheezy.
"Here,Go make yourself useful and change Kenny,"said Wheezy.
"*wheezed*WHAT?!,WHY CANT YOU DO IT?!,"Wheezy asked.
"Cause I don't wanna change him and since Maria is gonna look for diapers I'm gonna go and find something,"said Vanessa.
"LIKE WHAT?!,"Wheezy asked.
"I don't know I thought you knew,"said Vanessa.
Wheezy went upstairs.He was about to mummbled something until he remember that Kenny was there.If he try to repeat anything he said Boss would kill him.Wheezy took Kenny to his room.He left Kenny in the ground.Wheezy who wanted to smoke went to the batheroom and smoked.After coming back to Kenny's room Kenny wasn't there.Wheezy panicked.Vanessa went upstairs to Kenny's room.
"Where's Kenny?,"Vanessa asked.
"Lets just say I sort of...lost him?,"Wheezy said.
"YOU LOST,"Vanessa began but Wheezy shut her mouth.
"Shhh quiet down we don't want Maria to hear,and I just wanted to smoke so I came to the batheroom and smoke and when I came back he was gone,"Wheezy explained.
"Oh like that surprises me like you can't just not smoke infront of a baby,"said Vanessa.
"Oh ha ha ha ha very funny I'm Wheezy it's what I do,"said Wheezy.
"Look I'm gonna go look for him you go look for him upstairs in the hallway,"said Vanessa opening the door to come out of Kenny's room.
Wheezy came out of his room.Wheezy walked to the hallways.He saw an electric wire.He thought for a minute "What if Kenny walked and tripped on an a electric wire.Then he kept walking.He went to the batheroom and saw the toilet."What if he goes to the toilet accidently flushing it," he thought.Then he kept walking and saw the window opened."WHAT IF HE CLIMB AND FELL OUT OF THE WINDOW,"he thought again.
While Vanessa who was looking for him.
"KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY!!,"screamed Wheezy.
Wheezy came rushing to the living room.
"Kenny where are you,IF YOU HEAR ME GIGGLE JUST GIGGLE!!,"said Wheezy.
Wheezy then heard Kenny giggled.Maria was the holding Kenny.
"Kenny was here to get the cookie jar he just wanted some cookies,"said Maria.
"But how did he got down from those stairs?,"Vanessa asked.
"Thats easy he used that box to get down,"said Maria pointing to the box.
"OOOOHHH,"said Vanessa and Wheezy in unison.
Kenny then ate his cookie.
"Cant believe I left him with you guy's and this is what you guy's do,"said Maria.
Maria changed Kenny and put some new diapers on him and put the old one in the trash.
"They should leave me in charge instead of Wheezy,"said Maria.
"Uh but didn't you,"said Vanessa but then Maria sat down and turned the tv on.
"Oh well*shrugged*,"said Vanessa then sat next to Maria.
Wheezy mouth dropped then his cigarrettes fell.After for five minutes he rubbed his head then sigh.And put the cigarrette on his mouth and smoked again.
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Post by KrazyRandomness on Sept 13, 2009 13:16:05 GMT -5
Aww! This scene is so cute! ^_^
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Post by Fisi on Sept 13, 2009 13:20:58 GMT -5
Thanx. ;D.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 13, 2009 13:39:01 GMT -5
Vanessa,Smartguy,and the rest.Oh and special guest Clyde and Bonnie.
Vanessa who visited the headquarters was watching some daring show with the others.
"You know what we should sooo imitate this,"said Vanessa.
"For what cause?,"Smartguy asked.
"HUNDRED THOUSAND Bucks!!,"said the tv.
"Ok let's do it,"said Smartguy.
They came outside with Psycho in the cart while Wheezy and Greasy were behind.
"Hi I'm Psycho and this is roof shopping cart GO!!,"said Psycho.
They pushed the cart leaving Psycho the ground unconcies.
"Psycho you ok?,"Smartguy asked.
"LETS DO IT AGAIN!!,"said Psycho.
"At least we got it on tape,"said Vanessa.
Later came and Greasy was in his stilts.
"Hi I'm Greasy and this is impressed by stilts,"said Greasy.
Greasy walked with his stilts and knocked on the window.The lady opened the window and stared.
"Pretty impressed ey señorita?,"Greasy asked.
The lady was about to answer until Vanessa swung a baseball bat at Greasy stilts making him fall off.The lady shut the window. While Wheezy snickered.
"You got that?,"Vanessa asked.
"Yup got it,"said Smartguy.
The sun was about to set and They were at the lakeside of Toon Town.
"Are ya sure you wanna go through this Stupid?,"Smartguy asked.
"Duh yup I'm gonna be famous,"said Stupid.
Vanessa turned on her video cam.
"Duh hi I'm Stupid and I am the greatest American hero,"said Stupid.
Smartguy began turning his Dodge on and drove while Stupid hold on the rope and skate with his rollarskates.
Stupid:Believe or not Im walking on air I never thought I could be so freeeee.
Smartguy turned and Stupid rolled on the ramp and flew.
Stupid:FLYING AWAY IN A WING OF A PRAY WHO COUOD IT BE could it be
BELIEVE IT OR NOT BELIEVE OR NO ITS JUST.
He continued until he crashed on a tree landed on the lake.
"Nice job on that ramp,"said Vanessa.
"There is one thing we know,"said Bonnie.
"And that is ramps,"said Clyde.
Night time came and the truck came.
"Here it is a hundred of million bucks,"said Smartguy.
The truck opened and came actually a hundred million of bucks.Vanessa stood there while she watched Smartguy on the ground.
"What do you know bucks,"said Vanessa.
Then Bambi passed them by and Stupid stood there.
"Duh hey bambi,"said Stupid.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 13, 2009 19:20:43 GMT -5
Thanx. ;D.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 14, 2009 16:03:19 GMT -5
Eddie,Vanessa,Dolores, Maria,and Ramona.
In the Valiants house was as usual until there was a knock on the door.Eddie opened the door and it was Eddie's sister name Ramona aka to the twins Heaven.
"HEEEAAVVVEEENN!!,"said Vanessa and Maria in unison.
They ran to Heaven and gave her a hug.She hugged them back.
"Oh it's great to see you two darlings again,"Heaven said.
"Its nice to see you visit,"said Dolores.
"And I brought gifts,"said Heaven.
"She's my favorite aunt,"said Vanessa.
"For Eddie I got him a new tie,"said Heaven giving him a tie.
"Thanks,"Eddie said.
"For Dolores a lovely purse,"said Heaven.
"Thank you,"said Dolores.
"And for Vanessa a*grabbing something from her purse*a CD box for you to put your CD's in and a new CD,"said Heaven.
"Thank you Heaven,"said Vanessa.
"And Maria come with me upstairs,"said Heaven.
"Ok,"said Maria.
Heaven and Maria head upstairs to Maria's room but Maria wanted to know why.
"Here is something I want you to chairish always,"Heaven said taking out something.
Inside she took out a SnowGlobe.Inside was a white wolf and a hyena together.It was strange cause it was the same white wolf and hyena from her dreams.
"This SnowGlobe will always remind you and your sister of me always,"said Heaven.
"Heaven?,"Maria said.
"Yes darling,"said Heaven.
"This might be a surprise to you but these are the same animals from the dream I keep having,"said Maria.
"I know,"said Heaven the winked.
Maria was confused how can someone understands her like that unless:
"The white she wolf and hyena are your spirit animal,"said Heaven.
Maria eye's widen.Shenzi wasn't kidding.Her aunt then twisted the thing to play a song on the bottom.
Heaven:All I have is a picture in my mind to wonder if we were together.
Let's pretend that your far away and you wrote to me is this and you promise in your letter that you'll come home.
Come home to my heart and we'll never be apart because dreaming of you and belive it was true soon you'll come
home to my heeaaarrrttt.
Maria smiled.It was the most beautiful song that she ever heard.
"Show this to your sister,"said Heaven.
"I will,"said Maria.
"And Maria,"said Heaven.
"Yes Heaven,"said Maria.
"When I was you two ages I was just like you two,"said Heaven.
She then left the room.Maria smiled after for a moment she put the SnowGlobe at the window.Always looking at it before going to sleep.
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Post by KrazyRandomness on Sept 15, 2009 17:10:25 GMT -5
Awesome chapter. I love how you made Heaven.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 15, 2009 18:50:27 GMT -5
Thanx. ;D.
Vanessa,Jaurez,Smartguy,and Kenny.
At the headquarters Vanessa came in with whisky in her hand.Jaurez who was feeding Kenny with a bottle saw Vanessa.
"VANESSA ARE YOU DRINKING WHISKY?!,"Jaurez asked.
"Im troubled,"said Vanessa.
"Let go of that,"said Jaurez.
"I promise I'll stop tommorow,"said Vanessa.
"Stay here Kenny,"said Jaurez.
Jaurez chased Vanessa around the house.Vanessa circled around the table.So did Jaurez.Then Vanessa jumped on the couch fell at the floor.
"I was in trouble cause of the chili explosion that Dad find out,DARE I SAID IT,"said Vanessa.
She then faited leaving Jaurez standing there.Kenny looked at his mother then Smartguy came in.
"Whats the big idea?,"Smartguy asked.
"Vanessa is drinking whisky then faited,"said Jaurez.
Smartguy smiled at Kenny then rubbed his head.Jaurez came and picked up Kenny.
"Sorry,"said Smartguy.
"About what?,"Jaurez asked.
"About when the raccoons took Kenny,"said Smartguy.
Jaurez sigh then put her hand at his shoulder.
"It wasn't your fault at least you saved Kenny,"said Jaurez then looking at Kenny.
Kenny yawned and then rubbed his eye.Jaurez and Smartguy hugged.Vanessa who just woke up stood on her knees.
"Jaurez?,"said Vanessa.
"Yes Vanessa,"said Jaurez.
"You just brought another load of *swallows saliva*malarky from the woorrrlllds biggest most "SENSETIVE" person ever,"Vanessa said.
"Your gonna pay for ruining this romantic momment,"said Smartguy.
"Um Vanessa's drunk,"said Jaurez.
"How is it that she can go and drink?,"Smartguy asked.
"None of your buisness ,"Vanessa said.
Vanessa then took out her lucky easy button then faited again.Kenny head was at to the side.
"Should we call Maria to take her home?,"Jaurez asked.
"As long as she faited then thats fine with me,"said Smartguy.
Kenny giggled at what he thinks his father said then he yawned again and closed his eye's.
"I better take him to his crib,"said Jaurez.
Smartguy kissed Jaurez on her cheeks then rubbed Kenny's head.And Jaurez carried Kenny upstairs to his room to his crib.Smartguy stared at Vanessa for a minute then shrugged.
"She'll be ok,"said Smartguy.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 16, 2009 6:54:41 GMT -5
What do you think of how Vanessa is drunk again?
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Post by Fisi on Sept 16, 2009 15:42:26 GMT -5
Vanessa,Maria,Psycho,Stupid,and Jaurez.
At the headquarters Psycho,Stupid,Vanessa,and Maria were out in the yard playing water gun fight the Stupid and Psycho VS Maria and Vanessa.Vanessa and Maria are hiding in the bushes while they were trying to find them.
"This spot is perfect they'll never find us,"said Maria.
Then they heard the hamster dance song.Maria looked at Vanessa.
"Didnt you put your phone away,"Maria whispered.
"Noooo I put my lucky easy button away,"said Vanessa.
"SURPRISE!!,"said Psycho and Stupid.
The girl shriek and ran.Stupid chased Maria and began squirting water at her but it missed.Maria grabbed the water gun and squirt some on Stupid's face.He soon began to fell.While Psycho was with Vanessa Psycho squirted some on Vanessa but not on her face but on her behind.
"Psycho we agreed to squirt in the face,"said Vanessa.
"Oops hee hee sorry,"said Psycho.
Vanessa squirt the water on his face making him fall.Psycho then faited.Vanessa stared but quickly came to him.
"Psycho?,your not dead are you?,"Vanessa asked.
Psycho didnt budged for a minute making Vanessa a little worry.
"Um guy's I think I killed Psycho with my water gun,"said Vanessa.
Maria and Stupid came as quickly as possible.
"What did you do?,"Maria asked.
"I sort of got carried away and splash him on his face so much,"said Vanessa.
"Then I guess he needs CPR,"said Maria.
"And what is that?,"Vanessa asked.
"Is when someone drowned and after you rescued them you got to put your mouth in his and start breathing and see if he'll spit out water,"said Maria.
"Um come again?,"Vanessa asked.
"Duh it means you have to kiss him on the lips,"said Stupid.
"NO WAY IM NOT DOING THAT AGAIN HE DIDNT EVEN DROWNED HE JUST GOT SQUIRT IN THE FACE!!,"Vanessa yelled.
"Well at least try to,"said Maria.
Vanessa stared at Maria then at Psycho.She sigh and look at Maria and Stupid.
"FINE BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WANT TO GET STARTED ON WHERE WE LEFT OFF!!,"Vanessa yelled again.
Vanessa knelt down to Psycho.She sigh and closed her brown eye's.She put her lips into his and began to breath.At first it wasn't working cause Psycho wasn't doing anything until Psycho put his arms around Vanessa's hips,putting his hands on her behind and began breathing.Vanessa opened her eye's quick.
"PSYCHO STOP!!,"Vanessa yelled trying to get up.
"Hee hee I thought we were having fun,"Psycho said.
Vanessa stood up and made a disgust face and glared at Maria and Stupid who were snickering at Vanessa.She began to thought."Were they planning on this?"she thought then she looked at Psycho.
"You guy's were in this?,"said Vanessa.
"Psycho wanted to do this so we were doing him a favor,"said Maria.
Vanessa was angry.
"Your dead MEAT,"said Vanessa.
Psycho screamed then ran inside.Maria and Stupid followed.Jaurez was in the kitchen and saw Psycho running from Vanessa in the house.
"Im going to kill then buried you then dance around your grave,"said Vanessa.
Jaurez stared at them for a sec.Then they came to the kitchen and Psycho was behind Jaurez.
"20 minute time out 20 MINUTE TIME OUT!!,"Psycho said.
"STOP IT YOU TWO,"said Jaurez.
"He pretended to be dead and wanted to make out with me,"said Vanessa.
"She wanted to kill me,"said Psycho pointing at Vanessa.
Jaurez turned and picked Psycho up and put him infront of her.
"Psycho apologize to her,"said Jaurez.
"Im sorry,"said Psycho.
Vanessa sigh then looked at Psycho.
"Its ok just don't do that again,"said Vanessa.
"FORGIVENESS!!,"Psycho said then hugged Vanessa.
Jaurez then saw Maria and Stupid coming into the kitchen.There was a phone ringing at the kitchen table.
Phone:Its peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time.
Vanessa looked at Maria.
"Its a good song,"said Maria.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 16, 2009 19:55:10 GMT -5
Vanessa and Smartguy.
At the headquarters Vanessa who just visited was in the kitchen.She stood up and opened the door.Smartguy who was there saw Vanessa.
"Where you going?,"Smartguy asked.
"Home,"said Vanessa.
"Already?,"Smartguy said.
"I have my reason and is none of your buisness,"said Vanessa.
Vanessa went out leaving Smartguy confused.At first he almost shrugged but he couldn't help but notice."Why would Vanessa would just go home already?" he thought.He stood up and decided to follow Vanessa but secretly.Where Vanessa was she was going to the alley until she saw a little boy and girl with their mom.They looked like they were homeless.Vanessa grabbed out what was behind her and gave some chili to the boy and a yarn doll to the girl.The boy said thank you but the girl hugged the doll and looked at Vanessa nervous.
"Shy huh?,"said Vanessa.
The little girl shook her head.Vanessa gave her a bit of a smile and rubbed her head.
"You remind me of me when I was a little girl,"said Vanessa.
The little homeless girl smiled at her then gave her a hug.She ran to her mother and the little boy and girl with their mom left.Vanessa turned her head and saw Smartguy leaning on the wall.
"So looks like someone just had a heart of gold on the inside,"said Smartguy.
"Hey I was about to go home anyway,"said Vanessa.
"The little homeless girl,how did the little girl remind you of you when you were little?,"Smartguy asked.
Vanessa sigh and looked at Smartguy.
"When I was four and wasn't an orphan yet believe it or NOT I used to be shy,"said Vanessa.
"Nah Really?,"Smartguy said in his sarcastic voice.
Vanessa rolled her brown eye's at him.
"Yeah really,when I was at the park I saw this kid got picked on and me and Maria saw him so we came up to this dude and said to leave him alone he just said no so me and Maria started punching him until he cried and ran to his mommy,"said Vanessa.
"*sigh*It was a good thing you did for those homeless kids,"said Smartguy.
"Yeah spoke of this to anyone and I promise you that I will hurt you,"said Vanessa.
"I swear,"said Smartguy.
Vanessa nodded and walked to where she was going.Smartguy followed her.
"By the way exactly why did you wanna go back home?,"Smartguy asked.
"So I can watch television watching "That Daring Show","said Vanessa.
"Oh,"said Smartguy.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 17, 2009 15:06:39 GMT -5
Thanx. ;D.
Killer,Vanessa,Maria,Smartguy,and Banzai.
At the headquarters Killer and Banzai came to the headquarters with Maria and Vanessa.
"Hmm Smartguy isn't here oh well you guy's can wait here until he comes,"said Vanessa.
Banzai and Killer walked inside.Banzai rested in the couch while Killer was looking at the place.He sniffed the curtains and had his smirk.
"This is a good spot,"said Killer.
Killer then lift his leg up and pee at the curtains.
Killer:Shake your shamy wamy just shake it all around.
Once Killer was done he climb to the couch next to Banzai.Vanessa who just came in saw the pee stain at the curtains.
"Ewww Maria one of them pee at the curtains,"said Vanessa.
Killer snickered in his breath trying to hide it from Vanessa.Maria came in and saw the stain.
"This is exactly why we shouldn't have called Smartguy,"said Maria.
"I don't care about him,"said Vanessa.
"I know that but how is he gonna react when he sees that,"said Maria.
Vanessa stared at the pee stain then at Maria.
"Im not getting in trouble for this one,"said Vanessa.
"Just c'mon before he,"Maria began until the door was opened.
Smartguy came in and closed the door.After he closed it he saw the pee stain and dropped his mouth in a toonish way.
"uh oh,"they both said in unison.
Smartguy became red in anger and was steaming mad.
"Why is their a pee stain at the curtains?,"Smartguy asked.
"Cause on of Maria's friends did it,"said Vanessa.
"I was just marking my territory,"said Killer.
Banzai who just woke up snickered.
"Taught him everything I know,"said Banzai.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 17, 2009 18:29:41 GMT -5
Vanessa and Wheezy yet Psycho.
Vanessa came to the living room seeing Wheezy smoking again.She doesn't know why but she felt like she wanted to try one of those.
"Let me have one,"said Vanessa.
"No,"said Wheezy.
"And why not?,"Vanessa asked.
Wheezy puffed his smoke on her face.
"Does that answer your question,"Wheezy said.
Vanessa coughed then glared at him.
"You jerk why you did that?,"Vanessa asked.
"Cause ..*wheezed*...You wanna try it,"said Wheezy.
Vanessa squint her eye's then she put on her head high making a brave face.
"You better go check on your GIRLFRIEND,"said Vanessa.
Wheezy glared his eye's at Vanessa.
"My girlfriend has nothing to do with this,"said Wheezy.
"Still,"said Vanessa.
Wheezy rolled his eye's at her.At what he just did Vanessa began to be angry.
"DONT ROLL YOUR EYE'S AT ME YOU STUPID WEASEL!!,"Vanessa yelled.
"Your hat is stupid,"said Wheezy.
"MY HAT IS AAAWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEEEE!!,"said Vanessa charging at Wheezy.
They both began fist fighting at eachother.Psycho came to the living room.
"Hey guy's what's wrong?,"Psycho asked.
"Psycho help me,"said Wheezy.
"uh?,"Psycho said.
Vanessa then came to Psycho behind him.She put her arms around his neck.
"Oh Psychy if you help me ...I'll let you come to my room for a minute,"said Vanessa.
At the sound of that Psycho began punching Wheezy.Vanessa watch as Psycho beat him up really good. Wheezy got knocked out.
"Um hee hee I guess I can go to your room right?,"Psycho asked.
"Yeah sure...Wait your thinking that you'll get your chance go hit me are ya?,"Vanessa asked.
"Uh no,"Psycho said.
"Good besides I got a cool game Dad just brought me and do you wanna play it?,"Vanessa asked.
"Uh ok?,"Psycho asked.
As soon as Vanessa left Psycho stood there.
"MAAN!!!,"Psycho said.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 17, 2009 19:52:54 GMT -5
Yup he thought of that but he'll never get the chance. XD.
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Post by Fisi on Sept 18, 2009 15:11:41 GMT -5
This is for Shelbi. My dear friend who was my friend ever since the first day in here.
Maria and Shelbi.
At Austrailia in the house of Shelbi was her there sitting in the couch.Maria came in and sat next to her.
"Hey got ya some Cheetos,"said Maria.
"Thanx,"said Shelbi.
Maria smile faded she saw Shelbi there looking at the ground kicking her feet.It was how her twin sister Vanessa was when she is upset but except she never drinks.
"Whats wrong?,"Maria asked.
Shelbi looked at her then sigh.
"Well it's been days in here and well I don't know I just had a feeling something will happen,"said Shelbi.
"Like what?,"Maria asked.
"I don't know is just a feeling,"said Shelbi.
Maria puts her arms on Shelbi's shoulder in a friendship way.
"Its ok I get those kinda feelings too when I was asleep,"said Maria.
Maria thought for a minute then smiled having an idea.
"Remember the time when you used to stay at Africa,"said Maria.
"Yeah at first I was about to get eaten until you showed up all Kung fu on them,"said Shelbi.
"Remember when you were at the campfire,"said Maria.
"Yeah you told a story and said the joke which made the hyenas laugh and I said I guess you were right,"said Shelbi.
"Or the time when you hit me on the head with a stick and knocked me down,"said Maria.
"That was only for protection cause you were trying to eat me when you were a hyolf,"said Shelbi.
There was silence then they laugh enjoying the memories they had together.
"Man I wish we could have fun like that always,"said Shelbi.
At the sound of that made Maria think for a minute.A word "Always" was used by her aunt Ramona or Heaven as they call her.The word "Always" is like a word "Forever".You can't always be there or be living forever sometimes it must die it's part of the whole Circle of Life that Maria hated.
"Shelbi?,"Maria said.
"Yeah,"said Shelbi.
"We're best friends right?,"Maria asked.
"Right,"said Shelbi.
"And we're always gonna be friends right?,"Maria asked.
"Well it depends if I ever die but Yeah sure we're gonna be together,"said Shelbi.
The two hugged eachother for a minute then they turned the tv and watched something on.
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