My first fanfic

[Greasy]

So that will be my first fic about the toon patrol.
Maybe it´s not the best you´ve ever read, but I´m sure it will be a funny one.
The characters of all toon patrol members will be includet and a few new ones.
The first one is a girlweasel, who is a fotomodel.
Her name is Kathrin. She is tall slimb an very beatyful.
I came on this idea, because at my workingplace, a photostudio there sometimes is a photomodel namet Katrin, that´s the German name.
The second character is a girlweasel, too.
She´s working as a secretary at toon patrol station.
How that come, you will see it.
She it the depressed one and that everyone can see.
She is like the girl at my workingplace, who doesn´t like me.
So this was it, I will start now.

Good girl or bad girl
-a very hard decision-



It was some of those days on toon patrol station, which seemed to become hard.
This was thought be Smart Guy, the leader of the toon patrol.
Why he was thinking about those unimportent things?
Well, if you would have to write down facts of a case, you were working on for a whole
week with out getting sleep and no regular foodtime, you would think the same.
So Smart Guy was sitting at his officedesk, which stood in front of a window.
The room he sat in was a very big and at the walls stood large closets, which are reaching the ceiling. It was early in the morning. He stoot up and went over to one of the mahagony closets, which are filled with files. He took one of them and went back to the desk.
In every file stood something written about the cases.
That should help to write a whole report about what happened in this case.
He was writing over an hour.
Suddenly Greasy came in with a few sandwiches in his hands.
"Hola Boss, do you want some of those, eh, how do you call it?"
Greasy´s English wasn´t so good, cause hes main language was Spanish.
"I would call it sandwich! But what I really need is a secretary!"
Greasy looked around: "Well I cen´t see any secretary, Boss."
Smart Guy looked at him and grinned: "You are inwolved in this case as good as me, right?"
Greasy looked confused, he guessed that Smart Guy wanted something: "Eh, well, yes, maybe." "Than, you could write down your name on this one, here!" Smart Guy gave him a piece of paper and a pen. Greasy took it and looked at him.
"Go ahead, write it down, will ya!" Smart Guy said in a nervous tone.
Greasy wrote down his name on the paper.
"Well your letterin´ is very nice ta read." He grinned again.
"What do you want?" Greasy became angry, he doesn´t like those games.
"You have two choises! The first one, you will become my secretary and will write down
the cases, or you will find a secretary, who does it for us." Smart Guy said.
"The second one!" With that Greasy ran out of the room.
He never could see him self at a woman´s position.
Smart Guy is not the one, who likes to wait long and so it comes, that Greasy grabbed a few 100 sheets to make some adverts.



A few hours passed by and nit became midday.
As he was ready, he went out in the nearest park. Another hour later every tree was marked with a letter. "Now the girls can come!" He said to him self.
He thought it was very good, that Smart Guy had given him the control of that "case".
In this way he´s the boss now and can decide, which person will get the new job.
So he went back. `I´m so hungry´ He thought, so he went to a near bar.
He wasted the time, while eating taccos and drinking some beer.
After that he went back. As he came up the stairs to the offices, he saw two feet, on the end.
One of them was teetering up and down.
"Where have you been, ha?" The greyish feet were matching to a grey body.
It was Wheezy, his speech always smoky and his nerves always down.
"Where is Boss?" Greasy said, not interested on Wheezy´s depressed way.
Wheezy is a tall grey fured weasel with depressed mood. When Smart Guy isn´t there, he tries to be the boss, but Greasy, the official debuty one disregards those strange behaviors.
Wheezy went aside, because Greasy went ahead through the long coridor, before Wheezy could answer. Smart Guy was in his officeroom and as Greasy found him, he was very surprised. "Hey Greasy, good work, vell done!" Smart Guy said.
Greasy didn´t understand, but he saw a girl standing besides Smart guy loking at him.
She was as tall like him, had black long hair and was not very thin.
"That´s Carina, she will be our new secretary!" Smart Guy said.
Greasy wanted to be friendly and took her hand gently.
"Hola, I´m Greasy, I can show you all rooms."
She pulled her hand back and looked at him: "That woun´t be nessesary!"
With that she looked at Smart Guy and gave him a little smile, but a really little one.
Greasy went out, he couldn´t understand.
He couldn´t understand why she acted like that and why she was there now.
Well, he wanted to be the one, who searched for a nice lady.
And really, she didn´t look like the nice lady.
He went into the living room. Psycho and Stupid were sitting on a sofa whatching TV.
Greasy set him self to them: "Eh, have you seen that new secretary?"
"Umpfhh, yeah, she´s a very special one, right Psycho?" Stupid said.
"I would say she´s the right gal for Wheezy!" Psycho said.
"Who is the right gal for mehhhkkrr herrkkhhh...?" He asked with a big cough.
"Wheezy! Nice that you´re coming, well...." Greasy began, but than Stupid through somthing in: "Duh, Psycho said you would like the new secretary."
"So, you mean Carina! She´s cute I must say," Greasy giggled, "Well, but I woun´t chase her like GREASY!" With that Greasy stopped giggling. But the others went on.
"I never would chase her! She isn´t good enough for me! She´s all yours!" He said in an arogant tone.
It was evening now and on this day no strange things append yet.
What will happen tomorrow?

Here I have a picture of Carina:

[psychoangel51402]

ahh, Carina, the Spanish word for "dear". Bueno!

[Greasy]

So?
Well, I didn´t know this, I have the name from the girl, who´s working at my photostudio.

[psychoangel51402]

no offense meant, i was just commenting. strange coincidence, no?

[Greasy]

Yes, I know, now here comes chapter two, hope this will be more funny than the first one.
I have made some pics, too.
Normally i´m e better painter, but on my notebook I just have paint and I do my best.


Now a new charactor comes, her name is Kathrin.

The next day went on very slowly.
All weasels made what they doing generally in the morning.
So getting up, having breakfast and so on.
This morning at Toon Patrol station was so boring.
Carina was sitting in her little office and was writing some facts down
from the last case.
The other weasels were sitting in the livingroom, watching TV news.
"Where is our new secretary? She could bring us some drinks!" Smart Guy said.
"Yeah, that would be great!" Greasy laughed, cause he knowed she never would bring them
drinks without growling. "Well, she´s our secretary and not our waitress." Wheezy answered.
He liked her, her and her sense of humor, if there would be something of this, but that´s an other story.
So Wheezy stoot up from the sofa: "I´ll looking." was all he said.
"Haha, think he has some feeling for her, eh Boss!?" Greasy said givng his boss a slight push with his ellbow. "Don´t talking like that about him, it´s nice that hi´s found someone!" He said.
Wheezy went through the coridor into the kitchen. He took a cup of coffee in one hand.
With that he went over into the little room, Carina sat in. "Hi, making something important?" He asked. "Yep, what do you need?" She asked back. "Thought you would like to drink some coffee while working." He said, satting the cup down on the sheet, she was writing on.
"Ehh, put that down! Do you want to annoy me? Be careful if you wanna be helpful!" She shouted to him, watching him. He nervously took the cup of coffee and put it aside.
"Sorry Carina, but well, I just wanted to make your day easier."
"If you wanna make my day erasier, sat down and don´t move, or leave my alone!"
So Wheezy went to a chair, which stood near the desk. He sat down and watched her writing.
It was so silent, you could hear a buck coughting. Those silence was very peaceful for Wheezy. He could watch her for hours, but after a while she was ready.
She took all the sheets togather and put them into a file.
Then she stood up and went out. Wheezy went after her into the livingroom.
"Mr. Smart Guy, The casen is ready now!" She said with a slight grin on her face, putting the
file into Smart Guy´s hands. "Oh, well, good done Carina, now you can take a break."
He said while going out of the room.
Carina jumped over the sofa and sat down. "Hehehehe, are you happy?" Psycho saked.
She looked at him and giggled a bit. "Duh, if you ask me, she has a heart for Boss!" Stupid said, coming over do sat down, too. "That´s not true!" She shouted, crossing her arms.
"Hehehehe, that´s funny! Cari loves Smarty, Cari loves Smarty..." He sang.
The others laughed. "Who loves me?" Smart Guy came in, after he had brought back the file into it´s closet. "Nothing important, Psycho is just so happy today, I think you should forbid him to drink cola." Carina said and blushed. "Oh, Carina just has got an eye on...aghhh!"
Greasy shouted, cause Carina grabbed his hair and pulled on it.
"Aren´t you all hungry?" Smart Guy threw in, stopping that stupid audience.
"Yes, that´s a nice idea! Mr. Smart Guy, you are sooo clever!" She said hoping it was coming to end now. "What do you wanna eat?" Wheezy asked, he had taken a sheet and a pen.
"Bifteki" Psycho threw in. (Bifteki is a greek meatball)
"Burger, chips, hot dogs!" Stupid shouted.
"Pizza" Smart Guy grouwled over to Stupid and Psycho, they looked with a bow to him.
"Enchiladas!" Greasy said making him self taller than he really is.
Carina came and pushed him away: "Pizza Mr. Smart Guy said, this is what we wanna eat!"
Smart Guy laughed: "Haha, you can call me Boss, Carina."
"Ohhww, you can call me Cari!" She sait coming near to him.
As Wheezy saw this he grouled slightly: "Sushi, we´ll eat!"
With that he went out and grabbed for the telephone.



After a while the sushiman came with his car.
Carina went out to give him the money and taking the food.
She went in, upstairs and into the livingroom.
She sat the food on the big desk in the middle of the room.
The others came in. "What is this?" Stupid asked, he never saw something like this.
"That is sushi, raw fish, rice and vegetables in alga paper." Wheezy said.
"Ihhh, and you´re sure that we can eat it?" Psycho asked in distrust.
Greasy grabbed a few and put them all togather in his mouth: "Mhhmm, ohhhmmm, well, yeah, taste very good!" He said grabbing some more. Wheezy smaked hin on his fingers:
"That´s not all yours! We wanna have some, too. Besides that, you have to eat one and not all in one!" The others laughed. Then they sat down. Carina sat down, holding free a chair for Smart Guy. "here, a chair just for you." She said when he came to her.
"Oh, very nice from you." He said sitting down.
They began to eat. Greasy took very much of the green dip, which was named Vasabi.
"Woha, hot guacamole!" He laughed, putting more on his sushi maki.
Suddenly the bell rang. Smart Guy stoot up: "Grrrr, every time while eating!"
He went down the stairs and at the reception near the door stood a very tall youg girl weasel.
"Hi, I´m Smart Guy, boss of the Toon Patrol, how can I help you." With weasels he was very friendly, because in the toon world and in the human world the aren´t really accepted.
She went over to him and gave him her hand. "My name is Kathrin, I have a problem with my
boss, I´m working as a Photomodel and I have noticed that my boss plans a terrible coup.
Somebody must stop him!" She said and broke out in tears.
"Shhh, Darling, don´t cry, we´ll look what we can do for you, but now come and tell us more."
He said going up to the others, while holding her hand.
He went with her into the livingroom.
The other weasels looked at her.
Their mouths wide open.



And for all, who wanna see how Kathrin looks like, here is a picture:

[Greasy]

Here´s the next chapter.
I know I´m not the pure adventure writer.
If I write adventures, then of the weasels, who are living in nature.


Well, the others looked to the girl weasel, named Kathrin.
"I´m very sorry for my comrads, come and we´ll go into my office, their you can tell my your story." Smart Guy said, putting his hand on her sholder.
They went into his big office and sat down: "Well, what´s your problem?"
"I told you my boss wanna do a terrible thing!" She began, starting to cry a little.
"I have heared him saying to his brother, who is the manager for the next fashion model contest, that he wanna kill someone. And this will be someone of us fashion models."
She cried. "And why he want´s to do that?" Smart Guy asked.
"Well, he said, the one of us, who will be not so successful then the others must die!
It shall look like an accident, and then the boss will get the money from the affirmation
and that only cause he will get more as when she would stay alive."
"We have to do something! But we can´t stop him when me and my comrades come and say, eh, we have heard that you wanna kill someone! You understand me?" Smart Guy said.
"And what we can do?" She asked. "I would say, for first time you will stay with us, it´s too dangerous to go back, maybe thay have notices that you have eavesdroped them." He answered. "Oh, thank you Mr. Smart Guy." She was so happy.
Then they went back to the others to introduce eachother.
They all stood in a line.
"This fool is Greasy, don´t react on his behavior." Smart Gy said to her, she nodded.
Greasy looked at her, his face blushed, he hackled nervous: "rrrrrrrr"
"This is Wheezy, he´s very cuite, don´t wait for an answer."
Wheezy blew some smoke into her face, it´s his way to say hello.
"Here´s Psycho, take care and don´t stay in a room with him alone."
Kathrin couldn´t understand why he said this, Psycho looked cute to her, like a little brother she never had. "This is Stupid, he´s the strom man, if you need help, just ask him, he will do it with pleasure." Kathrin looked at him and giggled.
"And this is our secretary, her name is Carina, she is very nice."
"Ohhh, thank you Boss." She said, to Smart Guy.
He went away. "Hi´s mine, there can come a model like you, nothing will get between Smarty and me!" She growled to Kathrin. "I never wanted to steal him, but are you sure, Mr. Smart Guy thinks the same like you?" She said and went after Smart guy.

Cat fight!

[psychoangel51402]

i don't know how picky u want 2 b, but i'm 99% certain the term is catfight. a chickenfight is a game usually played in a pool. i don't know, you can check with others if you want, but i'm pretty sure i'm right.

[Greasy]

Oh thank you! In Germany it´s called Zickenterroor, and I tried to find a translation.
Thank you so much.
How do you find my story, is it too boring?

[psychoangel51402]

Zickenterroor, I like that! Oh, I REALLY hope I don't offend you by asking this, but can you tell me how to pronounce the word Schadenfreude? I'm German by blood, but I can't speak the language and I was hoping you could help. Please no offense, I'm just curious and eager to learn!
Too boring? No! You JUST started it, and most stories don't start off with gunfights and explosions. I don't know if you plan to make it an adventure story, but with the Toon Patrol being what it is, you may want to consider putting some police stuff in it, you know what i mean? Otherwise they might end up looking like Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, you know what i mean?

[Greasy]

Well, my story is going on funny and thrilling and the toon patrol has a new case, but I don´t wanna tell more.

To pronounce the word Schadenfreude is very difficulty, cause some of the letters are not exist in the English language.
But I know a very good website for translation of different languages.
You go on google and write in the field englisch deutsch.
The first result ist the Leo translation.
You write the english word for schadenfreude in the field pushing enter and much of results are shown. You can click on the phone field beside the result to hear how is spoken.

[psychoangel51402]

excellent! sounds good!
oh, thank you so much!!! i will definitely try that! thanks! ^_^

[Greasy]

I hope my explanation will help you.
But if you wanna know some German words or something, you can ask me.

[psychoangel51402]

oh, thank you so much! just to be clear, the word Schadenfreude is used to describe someone who takes delight in the suffering of others, yes? i read it in an article somewhere and wanted to know if it was true.

[Greasy]

Yes, for example the scene when Smart Guy eats soup and the outher weasels laughed, that means Schadenfreude.

[psychoangel51402]

i thought so! that word fits the weasels very well, doesn't it? ^_^