Used to be a Funhouse...

[ZootyCutie]

A while after dinner, Kit tried to keep her "guests" entertained. It seemed to be working good, except for Smarty, who just looked at her displeasedly. Kit took notice of this, and stopped for a while.

"Smarty, would you please come with me for a moment?" Kit asked, starting to walk around the corner.

"Eh, you've already done enough damage." Smarty said. "Why not?"

He then followed Kit, only to be shoved into the broom closet, and into a chair. As soon as she did this, Kit locked the door, and turned on the overhead light, making it look like an interrogation scene.

"Ya better talk ta me." Kit said, tapping a plastic whiffle ball bat in her hands. "I've got ways of making you talk."

"This is ridiculous." Smarty said. "I'm getting out of here."

"No!" Kit said, pushing him back down. "Why did ya do it?"

"Do what?" Smarty asked.

"Risk the entire population of ToonTown!" Kit said, starting to lose her patience.

"How did ya even know it was us?" Smarty said, trying to make her forget about it, thinking of her as stupid.

"Do ya know any other weasels around here?" Kit said, poking Smarty's stomach with the baseball bat.

"Er...uh...we're...uh...ferrets...?" Smarty said, making a lame excuse.

"Sure, and I'm a frilled lizard." Kit said, obviously knowing he was faking.

"Fine." Smarty said, finally confessing. "We were desperate."

"Why?" Kit said, leaning into Smarty's face as much as she could.

"...Our creator never really cared for us..." Smarty said, trying to hide his sadness.

"What?" Kit said, not believing it. "When I was created, he said you were his favorites!"

"He told everyone that." Smarty said. "We were mistakes."

"What do you mean?" Kit asked, not understanding. She had ditched the bat by now.

"He was goofing off when he drew us." Smarty said. "We were never meant to be made."

"B-but how were you even made?" Kit asked, now utterly terrified.

"R.K. Maroon found the goof off sketches, and made them without the creator even knowing." Smarty said. "When he found out, he treated us in a way to show how much he didn't want us."

"Is that what made you go bad?" Kit asked, as Smarty nodded, turning away from her. He then felt two arms around his waist. It was Kit, hugging him, and sobbing into his suit, leaving a few tear stains on it, but he didn't mind. He just let Kit keep hugging onto her, and he thought to himself.

"Things just have to get better..." Smarty said to himself. "They just have to..."

"I'll help you." Kit said, hearing what he had said. "No matter what, I'll do whatever it takes to make you feel needed in the world."

[Eternity]

Whooo! Finally a new chapter! I wonder how Kit's gonna help them. It won't be easy, because I don't think Toontown's forgotten what they've done.

[ZootyCutie]

(Sorry it took SO long!)

It was a brand new day in ToonTown, and Kit was trying to sleep in, and was pretty close to it, when some loud Mexican singing came from the tree next to her bedroom. It was Jose and Manuel, the two crows from Tacos. In a fit of sleepy rage, she threw her alarm clock out the window, but missing them.

"Meh. I'll deal with 'em later." Kit said, falling back asleep, only to be bolted out of bet by the feeling of something wet and cold on the back of her neck. She felt on her bed, and found a burst water balloon with a note tied on it that said "WE'RE HUNGRY!" on it, making her get up and hastily put her collar and hair-bow back on.

"Come on, Kit! Ya read the note!" Kit could hear Smarty's voice from downstairs. Sighing, she went downstairs, to fix them breakfast, though they had already served themselves!

"Why did you send me that note when you already fixed yourself breakfast?" Kit asked them, sighing as she slumped down into the empty seat.

"We though it would be funny." Psycho said, as Kit slammed her head onto the table.

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After the slightly chaotic breakfast, Kit gave the Toon Patrol a walking tour of ToonTown, since it had changed up some since they "died"

"Okay, I'm gonna show ya 'da rules of ToonTown. One, no picking up Hitchhiking Ghosts. Sorry boys, not today." Kit said, as they passed up Ezra, Gus, and Phineas, who were in their classic hitchhiking pose.

"Two, NEVER get in the way of Kirby or Chowder when they're eating." They passed up the pink creampuff and the purple cat-bear-rabbit-thing, as Psycho and Wheezy pushed Stupid away from their food.

"Three, don't let the names of the Mr. Men and Little Misses keep you away from making friends with them." Kit added, as she gave a high five to Miss Daredevil, and returned a raspberry to Mr. Rude.

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"Forty-two. Um...I think it had to do with life, the universe, and everyone in it..." Kit said, completely forgetting what forty-two was. The group was still walking, though Kit had NO idea where they were even going.

"Do you even know where we're going?" Smarty asked, as they kept walking.

"Sure." Kit said, lying through her teeth, as they passed into a dark forest, completely unaware of the sign: "TULGEY WOODS ENTER AT OWN RISK"...

[Eternity]

Ahhh...relief! One thing though, I would think Kit would try to hide them, not give them a tour of the town. It's like I said, I don't think Toontown has forgotten what they've done, and there'd be more than one revenge-minded Toon out to get the weasels.

[ZootyCutie]

Feb 27, 2009 10:30:31 GMT -5 Eternity said:

Ahhh...relief! One thing though, I would think Kit would try to hide them, not give them a tour of the town. It's like I said, I don't think Toontown has forgotten what they've done, and there'd be more than one revenge-minded Toon out to get the weasels.

Don't worry. The Toons that they pass are the super-modern toons, the ones that weren't even thought of around the time.

[jebikun]

Hey I started reading this. Good fic !