The Toon Patrol...Secret life of Smartass

[Nidhiki]

I decided to change the story ;D

[Nidhiki]

Chapter 1- A strange surprise

It was a sunny day in Toontown. Toons where doing what they do best, be funny. At this time Maroon Cartoons where looking for a Replacement for Roger Rabbit. Smartass Was sitting in the garden of the TP HQ. He was bored. Nothing exciting had happened in years, but that was about to change. Smartass was about to walk in side when the ground beneath him opened up. Smartass fell down what seemed to be a large chute. He came out in a underground Building. He found himself sitting in front of a giant screen. The Screen turned on to a toon man, who looked like a major in the army. Smartass rubbed his head in confusion
"Good morning Agent S" The Man said
"You talking to me"
"Errrrr...yes"
"Right....whos agent S"
"You are, and i am Major Monogram"
"Strange name" Smartass said
"It's better then yours" He chuckled
Smartass was getting annoyed
"We're sorry about the surprise, but Agent P is on Vacation and your his substitute" Monogram said
"great" Smartass sarcastically said
"OK, on to buisness...the Evil Dr Doofenshmirtz is up to his old tricks, he's brought some strange items. A Super-sized Plug and Socket, and Six-thousend lazer-pointers, your mission is to find whats he's doing, and put a stop to it"
"Whats in it for me" Smartass asked
"The knowledge that you've done something great" Monogram said cheerfully
"Great"
Smartass then decided to do his mission....he had nothing better to do.
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Chapter 2-Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.

Smartass drove the Toon Patrol car through downtown Toontown. He noticed a large purple skyscraper. At the top it had the words Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.. Smartass ran inside. Five minuets later he was at the top of the building. He burst through the door..into the Doctors Lab
"Ahh Perry the....WAIt....your not Perry the Platapus" He said
"Nooo...i'm his substitute"
"Fine"
The Doctor pressed a button, and massive mechanical arms grabbed Smartass's arms and feet
"I Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz will now melt the entire city....With my latest creation The MELTINATOR, powered by sixthousend lazer-pointers...it has the melting capacity of seven...and thats on a scale of one to five so thats a big number" Doctor D Said triumphantly
"OK, thats weird" Smartass said
"I think it's genius"
"Blah blah blah" Smartass yawned "Your really boring
"Well not for long"
Doctor D pulled down the switch. The Roof of the building opened up, and the Meltinator rose up.
"Say goodbye to the shopping mall" Doctor D Shouted
He pushed the large red button, and nothing happened
"Oh yes..i forgot to plug it in" He said
Smartass rolled his eyes. Doctor D Picked up a massive plug ,and pushed it into the massive socket. Then the fuse box blew and all the lights went out. When they came back on Doctor D noticed Smartass wasn't there.
"Wait wait..that wasn't right"
Smartass then came out of the air and kicked Doctor D In the Head. He stumble back and went into the control panel
"SELF DESTRUCT IN 5, 4
"Great" Doctor D groaned
"3,2,1"
the entire room exploded. Smartass landed outside on a trampoline. Doctor D went flying into the air
"CURSE YOU SMARTASS" He shouted
Smartass eventually went back to the Toon Patrol HQ. Psycho came out to great him
"Hey Smartass..where you been"
"Oh...no-were" He lied
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[psychoangel51402]

GREAT IDEA!!! Can I do one?

[Nidhiki]

do what?...somethink like i've just done....if you want you can...i'm not stoping you

[psychoangel51402]

yeah, a "Toon Patrol recruited into Monogram's corps" - type thing ^_^ Can I?

[Nidhiki]

Sure thing...i'm not stoping you... ;D

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Chapter 3- "Game-awayinator"

Smartass was Making away to Doctor D's building, again. Monogram informed him that Doctor D was attempting to buy things of the Internet. he had brought a Helicopter, 100 batteries, and a new TV. Smartass once again smashed through Doctor D's Door
"Smartass, why do you keep braking down my doors, I'm sick and tired of you doing that"
He Pulled down the leaver and a massive net Dropped on Smartass.
"You know..i'll pay for a new door" Smartass said
"Really" Doctor D replied happily
"No..got ya"
"oh ha ha ha"
Doctor d walked closer to Smartass
"Now i will tell you my brilliant plan...for most of my life i have always been the last out of my friends to get a game. from Pacman to Time-splitters. And just last Friday Call of Duty Worlds at war came out..and guess what..all my friends got on the day it came out, so when i went to the Evil-exbo, they where all talking about it"
"I Got that game" Smartass interrupted
"See, even you have it...and now I'm really annoyed, So i created the GAME-AWAYINATOR. It does what it says. I have attached it under the Helicopter, so i can fire it on there houses, destroying all there games..then i will be the one laughing."
Smartass wasn't listening,l he was trieing to find a way out of the net. Doctor D Got into the Copit of the Helicopter, and turned on the engine
"So long Smartass" He shouted
The helicopter flew of..and smashed through the Ceiling
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Chapter 4- The Chase

Smartass was trapped in the net Doctor D left him in. Smartass tried everything. He sighed, and placed his hand on the side of the net. His hand then grew (Like on the cartoons).
"haven't done that in a long time" He said
He stretched his hand to the switch, and pulled it down. The net then fell to the floor. Smartass untangled himself, and ran to find a airborne vehicle.

Else where

Doctor D was flying around toontown in his helicopter. He was now at the edge of the city.
"there it is...one of my friends house's"
He pushed the red button and deployed the Game-awayinator. it fired a green beam at the house.Doctor D celebrated
"It works" he shouted
A Jet then flew straight past him.
"What was that"
The jet turned around, It was a F-16 jet, and flying it was Smartass.
"What the"
Doctor D began to fly back to the main city, Smartass followed. The F-16 fired a missile at Doctor D, Smashing the Game-awayinator off. Doctor D maneuvered around buildings, in a desperate attempt to escape. He looked back, and couldn't see the jet. He looked forward to see it coming straight at him
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH" Doctor D screamed
The jet smashed the Helicopter, which was surprisingly intact. Doctor D Turned and fired his guns at the jet.
"dang..he's right on top of me"
The bullets then hit the engines, sending the plane to earth. Smartass ejected and landed on top of a building. Doctor D flew over him
"So long Smartass, hope to not see you soon" He shouted
The Helicopter flew over the horizon
"Oh Man" Smartass said to himself
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Chapter 5- HAIL DOOFANIA

Smartass walked back to the Hideout. He was about 10 mins from home when three Vans pulled up next to him. The side of the van had UNIT written on it. " men ran out and grabbed him. Smartass didn't remember any think after that.
Smartass woke up in the middle of a room. It was the Presidents office.
"Errr Mr presidant..i haven't done any think wrong" Smartass said
The chair turned around, and to Smartass surprise, Doctor D Was sitting in it
"What the....." Smartrass shouted
"Oh Your here..early perhaps but oh well."
"Since when have you been president"
"For the past fifty Min's..and i must say it's great"
"Whats your plan" Smartass said rolling his eyes
"You see..now I'm president i can get rid of ever think i hate, Like Blinking traffic arrows, Musicale instruments that start with the letter B, Pelicans, Morning talk show hosts and Nature"
"thats a long list"
"And have you noticed that Toons are mostly humans, not animals"
"Well..i have actually"
"Well I'm about to get rid of all Non Human toons..with..well...im just gonna use the DIP machine i found"
"What..the Dip...you cant"
"Oh but i can..i found it in LA..cant remember where exactly..and you will go first..TAKE HIM AWAY"
Two large men walked in and took Smartass away.
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Chapter 6- INVASION

Doctor D had just sent Smartass away, he was now the President of the USA. But that was about to change. He was sitting in his chair, when he noticed that there where ripples in his glass of Coffee. The ground began to shake, knocking over bookcases. Doctor D Looked out the window to see the unimaginable, a golden UFO. It was as large as the City. The door to the Room was blasted open, and a pepper pot shaped machine came in, it was all black, it's lower half was covered in globes, the middle had a plunger like appendage, the other was like a egg Mixer, At the Top it was a large dome, with two lights at the side. It had a eye stalk, with a blue center. It seemed to hover across the room. Doctor D came in front of it.
"You are the leader of the World" It spoke The lights glowed when it spoke
"Well..not exactly"
"I Said are you the leader of this world, yes or NO"
"Yes..yes i am" Doctor D Said fearfully
"Then you will order globe surrender to the Daleks, or you will be EXTERMINATED"
"Errrr...ok....on behalf of the Earth..we surrender to the........."
"DALEKS...DALEKS...where you paying any attention"
Two gold Daleks came in, they where the same design as the black one
"Take him to his cell"
"We obey" The other two answered
Doctor D along with the other people in the white house where taken to the cell. Doctor D was put into the cell next to Smartass's
"Well well well...put in your own prison"
"Look...we are all in danger, these things are now in control of Earth"
"Because you let them"
"Ok....Smartass..do you have backup"
Smartass sat back on his bed
"No..No i don't"

Dalek UFO

The Control room was full of gold daleks, they gathered in front of a large golden door. It opened and a Red Dalek came out. It was slightly taller then the others, and had extra armor. It also had a third light at the back of it's dome
"Earth has been Captured" It boomed "Daleks reign supreme, all hail the Daleks!"
The Daleks came in front of it, thousands of them all in rows, standing in front of there lord, the Supreme Dalek
"Daleks are the masters of Earth"
All the daleks began to repeat it
"Daleks are the masters of Earth, Daleks are the masters of Earth
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Dalek

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Chapter 7- Backup...followed by a unexpected visit

Wheezy,Psycho and Stupid where falling down a blue tube, they came out directly above a single chair, which they all fell on. Psycho climbed on top of the chair, pushed the button, and activated the screen.
"Good morning Toon Patrol Members" Major Monogram said.
All the Weasels waved. Psycho Laughed out randomly. Wheezy pushed him of and sat on it
"Where's Smartass" He asked
"Ah..yes..about that, he's in the white House, and he's been captured by evil pepper pots"
"Oh Great......let me guess, we're the backup"
"Yes...Good luck"

Else Where

Smartass was taken to a new Cell by the Daleks, Doctor D was now somewhere else. He felt very alone, he also noticed it was getting very dark. He couldn't even see the sides of the cell. He heard someone move.
"Who there...show yourself"
Two Large red eyes appeared out of the shadows, bright red, staring straight at Smartass
"There is no need to show my self, as i am in all the shadows" A menacing voice rang out
"Leave me alone" Smartass ordered it
The Eyes appeared behind him
"Oh but you are alone..only you are in that cell...no more...no less"
They moved Moved above him. Smartass cowered in a corner
"I feel your fear...it makes you weak...just like the time those many years ago...on the Hub"
"Leave that out of this"
"But your fear made you send your best friend, to his DOOM" The voice howled around him
"It was his choice...he wanted to stay behind"
"And yet Greasy was not in charge of the Toon Patrol..YOU where"
"And what....what does that have to do with anything"
They Red eyes grew even larger, covering the entire ceiling, behind them there was just Shadow
"A leader should put his life first...meaning YOU should of sacrificed yourself....not Greasy"
Smartass looked up...in his heart he knew it was right
"Why are you here" Smartass said
"I am here to give some...addvice. Your Friends are coming..and when they free you....you must free that Evil Doctor. Once freed everyone will want to run...but you must let yourself be caught.....get taken to the command ship and see the Supreme one...he will then show you...an old friend...only then can you hope to defeat the Daleks"
"But what old friend...i need more answers" Smartass shouted
The Shadows faded and the room was back to normal. The knob on the door started to turn...and the door burst right open.
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that's all i have 2 say...