Post by American Marten on Oct 22, 2011 13:22:23 GMT -5
Okay, so here is my parody of The Pagemaster, but with more book genres and stories so it can be a bit more epic and interesting. Here we go!
Note:
Pagemaster (c) 20th Century Fox
All books mentioned belong to their respective owners. No copyright infringement neccessary.
Stacey, Rebecca, Melanie, and Wolf Pack (c) Me
~Chapter One~
This is the story about how one trip to the library changed a toon ferret's life forever. It starts on one dark, cloudy, and stormy night when clouds make the shapes of all kinds of things: A magnifying glass, a pirate ship, a haunted house, a UFO, a rose, and a knight in shining armor battling a dragon. The clouds all disappear when thunder and lightning stike.
And now we are inside the ferret's bedroom as she wakes up in fight. The ferret, who's name is Stacey Blacktip, turns on her flashlight to see what happened. All around her room are signs, equipment, and posters that say, "Moose Crossing," "Do Not Feed the Bears," "In Case of Emergency, Break Glass," and many other things. Stacey looks out the window to find a scary-looking tree and runs out her room but stops at the intersection between the hall and the living room. There, she eavesdrops on her sister, Rebecca, talking to her friend, Melanie Matheson.
Melanie: Rebecca, everyone is afraid of something.
Rebecca: Stacey's afraid of scrambled eggs!
Melanie: No, she said she was afraid of getting egg proteins in her blood veins.
Rebecca: Whatever.
Melanie: Rebecca, the world is a frightening place to Stace right now. I think you could be little more supportive.
Rebecca: Supportive? I'm about the most sister in the world and I'm running out of supportive things to do! I put her into cooking class; she drove everybody CRAZY with statistics about how you can die within two days after touching things when people forget to wash their hands after using the bathroom. Did you know that placing ready-to-eat foods under dripping meat can cause ecoli-related diseases? Melanie, she brought in a medical journal. Nobody wanted to cook after that. And now, I am building her a tree fort in a tree she refuses to climb!
Melanie: You know she's acrophobic.
Rebeccca: I dunno. I just wanna be a good sister.
Melanie: You ARE a good sister.
Stacey goes back to her room.
Stacey: I'm okay, I'm okay. *thunder crashes as she screams* No I'm not! *gets back in her bed*
To be continued...
Note:
Pagemaster (c) 20th Century Fox
All books mentioned belong to their respective owners. No copyright infringement neccessary.
Stacey, Rebecca, Melanie, and Wolf Pack (c) Me
~Chapter One~
This is the story about how one trip to the library changed a toon ferret's life forever. It starts on one dark, cloudy, and stormy night when clouds make the shapes of all kinds of things: A magnifying glass, a pirate ship, a haunted house, a UFO, a rose, and a knight in shining armor battling a dragon. The clouds all disappear when thunder and lightning stike.
And now we are inside the ferret's bedroom as she wakes up in fight. The ferret, who's name is Stacey Blacktip, turns on her flashlight to see what happened. All around her room are signs, equipment, and posters that say, "Moose Crossing," "Do Not Feed the Bears," "In Case of Emergency, Break Glass," and many other things. Stacey looks out the window to find a scary-looking tree and runs out her room but stops at the intersection between the hall and the living room. There, she eavesdrops on her sister, Rebecca, talking to her friend, Melanie Matheson.
Melanie: Rebecca, everyone is afraid of something.
Rebecca: Stacey's afraid of scrambled eggs!
Melanie: No, she said she was afraid of getting egg proteins in her blood veins.
Rebecca: Whatever.
Melanie: Rebecca, the world is a frightening place to Stace right now. I think you could be little more supportive.
Rebecca: Supportive? I'm about the most sister in the world and I'm running out of supportive things to do! I put her into cooking class; she drove everybody CRAZY with statistics about how you can die within two days after touching things when people forget to wash their hands after using the bathroom. Did you know that placing ready-to-eat foods under dripping meat can cause ecoli-related diseases? Melanie, she brought in a medical journal. Nobody wanted to cook after that. And now, I am building her a tree fort in a tree she refuses to climb!
Melanie: You know she's acrophobic.
Rebeccca: I dunno. I just wanna be a good sister.
Melanie: You ARE a good sister.
Stacey goes back to her room.
Stacey: I'm okay, I'm okay. *thunder crashes as she screams* No I'm not! *gets back in her bed*
To be continued...
