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Post by theamericanmarten on Jan 20, 2011 21:29:13 GMT -5
Me: (Calling Smart A**) Smarty: Hello, Toon Patrol Headquarters. Me: Hello, I'd like to speak to Mr. Freely, first initials I. P. Smarty: Okay, hold on. (to the others) Hey, boys, do we have Mr. I. P. Freely? Hey! I. P. Freely! (the others start laughing) Greasy: Man, dat's gross, boss! Me: Hahahahahahaha!!! Smarty: Listen, ya little fat mug! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna carve my name on your back with an ice pick!! Me: (hangs up phone) Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! (runs to bathroom to prevent my pants from being wet)
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Post by disneyplease on Jan 20, 2011 21:34:49 GMT -5
XD HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
DisneyPlease!
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Post by theamericanmarten on Jan 20, 2011 21:36:11 GMT -5
LOL, IKR??? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by PsychoJr on Jan 21, 2011 1:01:58 GMT -5
lol oh god. wow nice. i fell for this mostly
Me. calls smarty. toon patrol hq how can i help you me. yeah get me mrs. weenner first name Ima smarty. whstles. is there a ima weener here. wiat!!! phone jerk. psycho. falls off seat laughing. me. hags. up phone and wlks in next room. lol i cant believe you fell for that.
the screwed up part is my 5th grade math teacher name was ima weenner, well not speelled like it but when pernoused yes.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Jan 21, 2011 1:08:22 GMT -5
Funny
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Post by PsychoJr on Jan 22, 2011 23:12:37 GMT -5
i did this one to a good friend
me. calls. smarty. hello me. this is the LAPD calling, is there a smarty weasel there? smarty. this is he me. the FBI are arriving at you door in 30 sec. smarty. yeah right. ding dong dorr bell smarty. uh... me. i bet thats for you. smarty opens door me. on phone with him. busted.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Jan 22, 2011 23:13:15 GMT -5
funny XD
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Post by PsychoJr on Jan 22, 2011 23:27:34 GMT -5
only thing is he looked out the window and saw my old police car and ran out the back door.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Jan 22, 2011 23:27:54 GMT -5
poor him
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Post by PsychoJr on Jan 22, 2011 23:30:41 GMT -5
bad thing is i didnt mean for him to get picked up by the police, for he took off running in his underwear.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Jan 22, 2011 23:30:58 GMT -5
hahahahaha
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Post by disneyplease on Jan 23, 2011 17:06:07 GMT -5
heres another one by me
Me: (calling the weasels)
Smartguy: (answering the phone) Smartguy 'ere
Me: Hi Im calling for a woman, first name: Amanda (A man ta), Last name: Kissandhug(Kiss and hug)
Smartguy: Ok hold on a sec, Amanda kissandhug, Hey boys Im lookin for Amanda Kissandhug!!!
others: *laughing*
Smartguy: *growling while head is turning bright red*
Me: *laughing*
DisneyPlease!
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Post by PsychoJr on Jan 23, 2011 17:27:47 GMT -5
me. calls.
smarty. hello
phone squirts water at him.
me. sounds like a man under water. i cant breath.
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Post by The Forgoten One on Jan 23, 2011 17:46:26 GMT -5
hahaha
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Post by PsychoJr on Jan 23, 2011 17:56:45 GMT -5
better one
me. calls
smarty. hello but gets water sprade at him threw the phone.
me. this is the water campany calling to warn all residenets of spraying wter threw the phone. hangs. up
smarty. now he tells me.
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