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Post by theamericanmarten on Jan 3, 2011 18:55:50 GMT -5
Hello, my fellow WeaselBoarders! Here, you can ask questions to me and/or my wolf OC's:
Alpha (the leader)
Le Lupe (the French one)
Rabies (the rabid one)
Smokey (the cigarette smoker)
Volka (the Russian roulette)
Doofus (the least intelligent one)
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Post by The Forgoten One on Jan 5, 2011 20:02:47 GMT -5
Ok for all of ya who is your rivials?
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Post by theamericanmarten on Jan 5, 2011 20:33:47 GMT -5
Alpha: My biggest rival is that one weasel that dresses in goily pink! He claims to be better than me an' my fellow wolves, but he's wrong! His gold tooth is prob'ly just paint, while I say that mine's real rare gold! An' that diamond pin on his tie, why don't I have one, too?!? I mean, that wise guy is just a pain in da neck! Le Lupe: My rival would have to be zat litt-el candelabra Lumiere. With his flames, he would try to burn a madamoiselle's dress and petticoat! But he claims that a madamoiselle would want to tan my hide for a fur coat. He is wrong! With a lovely wolf's fur, ladies can be highly attracted by moi! Rabies: Heeeheeheeehee! My biggest rival would be Hammy the squirrel from Over the Hedge! Heeeheeheeheeheehehe! When he was a "rabid squirrel," he wasn't really rabid like me! Heeeheheheheeeehe! He was just pretending so he could get cookies and attack the little girls for no reason. Heeheehe! But for me, unlike most rabid wolves, I only get REEEEEEEALLY rabid when they push my buttons! Heeeheeeheeeheeeheeeeheee! Smokey: Uhhhh, I really don't have any rivals. I don't talk much to people.  Volka: Rivals? I have two! One of them is a leetle redhead named Jessica Rabbit who looks like a perfect woman for a single ladies' club. But she is already married! I tried to talk her into a single ladies club when I visited ToonTown with the other wolves, but Jessica said nyet!!  (thirty minutes later) Back on topic, the other rival is a highly attractive lady named Khollie Wood. She is beautiful, isn't she? But this leetle toon girl actually has the body of a stripper! I don't do stripping, because my body underneath my dress is all fur! People would want to skin me just by showing so much of it! I tried to talk Khollie out of this idea, but nyet, she wouldn't listen! That is why I do not listen to anything SHE says, either! Doofus: Duh, rival? What's a rival? Alpha: (whispering in background) An enemy or someone you strongly dislike, stupid! Doofus: Okay! (clears throat) Duh, my biggest rival is that little pink starfish named Patrick. The reason I don't like him is 'cause he wouldn't let me keep him as a little pet and name him George! It all started when the rest of the wolves and I went to the beach. I decided to go swimming, when I noticed a yellow sponge and a starfish in the water. "Run, Patrick!" yelled the sponge, and I instantly grabbed the starfish. "Let me go!" said the starfish in my hands. "Duh, no," I said, "I'm gonna take you home and name you George!" "You can't name me George!" said Patrick. "Duh, why not?" I asked. "Because I already have a name, and it's Patrick!" said the seastar, "And I already have a home!" "Fine!" I said angrily, "You can go back, but me and the boss, and Le Lupe, and Rabies, and Smokey, and Volka will all be back!" So I left the water and I went back to the wolves to tell them everything. The boss said that... Alpha: All right, Doofus, dat's enough! Doofus: Duh, okay. Bye-bye! All the wolves: Come again! |
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Post by The Forgoten One on Jan 5, 2011 20:35:38 GMT -5
Thanks
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Post by theamericanmarten on Jan 5, 2011 20:43:33 GMT -5
Alpha: Anytime!
Le Lupe: Oui! (wee)
Rabies: You're welcome! Heeeheeheeheeheeheehee!
Smokey: You're welcome.
Volka: Pozhaluysta.
Doofus: Duh, you're welcome!
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Post by Lola on Jan 5, 2011 20:44:17 GMT -5
Favorite colors?
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Post by Mellow on Jan 5, 2011 21:39:30 GMT -5
Do you have crushes on anyone?
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Post by theamericanmarten on Jan 5, 2011 22:14:17 GMT -5
Alpha: Gold, cause it's SO valuable! Le Lupe: Hoho, Francois bleu. Rabies: Baby blue! Heeheeheeheeheeheeeheeeheehee!! Smokey: Gray. Volka: Red, because it is a color of beauty. Doofus: Duh, I like yellow! |
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Post by theamericanmarten on Jan 6, 2011 0:02:31 GMT -5
Do you have crushes on anyone? Alpha: Well, back in high school, I used to have a crush on this brown-haired, blue-eyed gal named Lucy Lou. She was very pretty and nice, and I was just too shy to ask her onna date! So one day, I sat next to her at lunch and said, "Hey baby, do ya wanna meet me at Chez L'amore over and Fifth and Main Street?" "Sure," she said. I was so excited! Then when we got to the restaurant, we had a nice dinner, I payed for food and drinks, and we went to my favorite spot in the park. Finally, I said ta her, "Lucy, do ya wanna be my galfriend?" She answered, "I'd love to, Alpha, but tomorrow I'm moving to Canada. However, we can still keep in touch by phone and letters." I turned red in the face, filled with rage, and said, "All right, babe! WE ARE THROUGH!!!!" She started crying and I nevah saw her again. Other than that, I've never had any other crushes. Le Lupe: Ah, the madamoiselles. I seem to have a crush on every single attractive one that crosses my path. When they come to me, they never notice me, or they dislike me. I try to ask to go on dates, but women never want to talk to me. I do not know why, but they zhust don't. Rabies: (blushing) I don't have any crushes, sorry! Heeheeheeheeheeheheeheee!! Smokey: I don't have any crushes. Volka: Crushes? I have a crush on EVERY handsome, rich American man. I've always tried to gather their attention, but so far, have not prevailed. Don't ask me why; it doesn't matter. What really matters is that I want to date some of these lovely American men (puurrrrrr). After all, I AM a Russian roulette. Doofus: Duh, Boss says I'm young and dumb to have a girlfriend, and I have no crushes; not even in my bones. PS: Sorry about double posting, but there's so many questions to be answered, and my computer has been having a few difficulties, so I couldn't answer both questions into one post earlier. |
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Post by The Forgoten One on Feb 3, 2011 13:37:20 GMT -5
what are your fav bands?
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Post by theamericanmarten on Feb 3, 2011 14:24:50 GMT -5
Alpha: I like The Trashmen. Le Lupe: M'etal Urbain (a French rockband). Rabies: Aqua!!! Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeeheeeheeheehee!! Smokey: Evanescence. Volka: The Red Army Choir. Doofus: Duh, I like Raffi. Alpha: Raffi doesn't count as a band, Stupid!  Doofus: Okay, well, I dunno.  |
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Post by The Forgoten One on Feb 3, 2011 14:29:07 GMT -5
you guys dance?
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Post by theamericanmarten on Feb 3, 2011 14:50:10 GMT -5
Alpha: I can do a PERFECT waltz wit' a gal! Le Lupe: I try to be a good dancer, but none of the madamoiselles want to dance with me, so I mainly do group dancing to tranditional French music. Rabies: I can REALLY dance to Caramelldansen or Roses are Red or anything else by Aqua!! Heeheeheeheheeheeheeheeheeheheehe!!! Smokey: I don't like to dance. Volka: I do excellent waltzing with handsome men, especially to this song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ennIA8FBXSADoofus: Duh, I LOVE to dance! I especially like the Hokey-Pokey, the Chicken Polka, and other kid songs!  |
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Post by The Forgoten One on Feb 3, 2011 14:53:58 GMT -5
what is you fav movie?
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Post by theamericanmarten on Feb 3, 2011 14:58:27 GMT -5
Alpha: Goodfellas. Le Lupe: Les Quatre Cents Coups (The 400 Blows). Rabies: Psycho!! Heeeheeheheeheehehehheehee!! Or Rabid (1977)! Heeheeheeheheeheeheee!! Smokey: The Godfather. Volka: Either Dr. Zhivago, Moskva (Moscow) Does Not Believe in Tears, or Nicholas and Alexandra. Doofus: Bambi, even though the part when his mother dies makes me sad. But, it's still a good movie! |
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